Golden tench

Golden tench
Released							10 January 2019 (Update)
Members							Yes
Quest item							No
Properties
Tradeable							No
Equipable							Yes
Stackable							No
Options							Wield
Destroy							Drop
Examine							The henchest tench.
Values
Value							100 coins
High alch							60 coins
Low alch							40 coins
Weight							0.028 kg
Advanced data
Item ID							22840
Twisted League							Yes

The Golden tench is a very rare equippable fish obtained from aerial fishing at Lake Molch, caught at a rate of 1/20,000. When a player receives the tench, a red message in the chatbox will state "The cormorant has brought you a very strange tench."

Equipping the golden tench allows players to "Whack" other players like the rubber chicken does, but cannot be fumbled like it, and thus is never forcefully dropped on the ground. It can also be stored in a magic wardrobe within a player-owned house Costume Room.

Unlike other catches in Lake Molch, the Golden tench can't be cut using a knife. However, players can speak to Alry the Angler to exchange it for 100 Molch pearls.

The golden tench is not affected by the Rada's Blessing, which gives a chance to catch an extra fish.

Attack bonuses										Male appearance	Female appearance
-100		-100		-50		+0		+0
Defence bonuses
+0		+0		+0		+0		+0
Other bonuses								Slot
-10		+0		+0%		+0		List
Attack speed							Range
							1 square

Combat styles

Combat Options	Combat Style	Attack types	Style	Experience
	Pound	Crush	Accurate	Attack and Hitpoints
	Pummel	Crush	Aggressive	Strength and Hitpoints
	Block	Crush	Defensive	Defence and Hitpoints

Changes

Date	Changes
7 March 2019 (update)	A message has been added for when a player receives a Golden tench.
7 February 2019 (update | poll)	The golden tench can now be exchanged for 100 Molch pearls by speaking to Alry the Angler.
24 January 2019 (update)	Attack speed changed from 3 (1.8 seconds) to 4 (2.4 seconds).
17 January 2019 (update)	The golden tench was given negative stats to match other fun weapons and can now be stored in a magic wardrobe.

Trivia

• This item was inspired by The Fish-Slapping Dance skit by Monthy Python.