Kelda stout is a beer created during Forgettable Tale.... To make it, players must acquire four kelda seeds, with which they can grow kelda hops in the farming patch in Keldagrim. Once they have obtained the hops, they must make it into Kelda Stout at the local brewery. They must then give the completed drink to the Drunken Dwarf so that he will give them a witness report.
Kelda Stout is notorious for its strength. It will knock most dwarves out, even in small doses, and the ingredients used to make it are quite difficult to get. Not even The Laughing Miner Pub, one of the city's most disreputable inns, will sell it, although several years ago they did stock it. Unfortunately, many dwarves became addicted to the drink during its brief period of sale, and some of the less noble dwarves in Keldagrim are willing to pay large amounts of money just to get their hands on some.
Kelda stout is not available at any bar in the game.
- Although there is a "drink" option, the player's character will refuse to drink it, saying "This stout seems absolutely vile and disgusting. Besides, I'm supposed to bring it to my drunken, kebab obsessed friend."