Message (Theatre of Blood)
|Released||7 June 2018 (Update)|
|Examine||A crumpled note.|
|High alch||0 coins|
|Low alch||0 coins|
Messages can be found within the Theatre of Blood in the supply chests between bosses. The text is randomly generated depending on how well or poorly the player performed.
Known messages[edit | edit source]
'Anonymous'[edit | edit source]
I wish you to know of the intense pleasure I am deriving as I observe your struggles in the Theatre. Your desperation in the face of your foe, coupled with the relief you show when you survive for just a few moments longer - the sight and scent of your travails are delicious. Bravo, you are a most talented performer!
If circumstances were otherwise, I would dearly love to summon you to my own castle's dungeon, where I could sample your pain in a more intimate manner. But, alas, your life will surely end with this performance, this swan song.
I thus send you some nourishment to prolong my pleasure as I watch you struggle.
— Yours until death, 'Anonymous'
|“||I'm like, totally bored. My wife has her nose buried in a book, and snaps at me whenever I go near her.
The Theatre's not my thing, but it beats getting cussed at every time she thinks I'm interrupting her reading, so you may as well have some stuff to keep you fighting for longer.
Your pitiful attempts to survive Verzik's Theatre are quite laughable. However, you are clearly under the impression that you can survive the challenges ahead, so I hereby enclose some supplies to prolong the agony for you.
I'm not much into the blood sports myself, but my husband's totally obsessed with watching this stuff. As long as he's busy watching you, he won't keep bothering me, so I can get on with this book I'm trying to read.
Here's some supplies to make your fight go on longer.
— Cheers, Mervilla
Rachra + Roida[edit | edit source]
You fight well, for a human. I doubt my wife and I will find anyone more diverting to watch in the near future, so we are sending you this package to ensure your fight does not end immediately.
— Regards, Rachra + Roida
You've[sic] putting up a good fight there. Have some food to keep yourself going a bit longer.
If anyone's ever going to beat this Theatre, I'd like to see it be you. But that's not going to happen, obviously - it's far too hard for a human.
|“||I bet my mate that you'd get a lot further than this, so here's some stuff to make sure you do. Don't tell him, okay?||”|
Unknown[edit | edit source]
|“||You rock, human!
Here's something to help you take the fight all the way to Verzik - give Her Freaky Ladyship a wallop from me, if you can!
And hey, Ladyship, I bet you've got your goofy orators reading all these messages, but you're never going to know who I am!
Your struggle has been most entertaining so far. My wife and I wish to see more of your antics before you perish, so we are sending you some supplies to keep you alive for longer.
— Yours faithfully, Vladirog
Reward chest[edit | edit source]
|“||We are most displeased with your performance. Are you even trying?||”|
— Message if a player dies more than twice
Item sources[edit | edit source]
|Theatre of Blood||N/A||1||Always|