Hallowed Sepulchre[edit source]
I just found this NPC while going through the Hallowed Sepulchre, and he has some dialogue. I'm not sure how to make a dialogue page, so I'll just put it here
Dialogue (I have a hallowed grapple. It probably changes if you either have a normal mith grapple or no grapple at all):
mad melvin96: Hey there! Do you have a grapple I can borrow?
Player: I might have one, but I need it myself. Why do you need a grapple?
mad melvin96: I need it to grapple to that pillar over there and get some treasure of course. What else could I need it for?
Player: I mean that makes sense I suppose. How did you end up here?
mad melvin96: Well, I made my way to Morytania in search of a place called the Ba... Barlows? I've heard it's a great way to earn gold.
mad melvin96: Yeah, that's what I said!
mad melvin96: Anyways, I got lost on the way here and was abducted by some vampyres! However, I'm so sneaky I managed to escape and find this place.
mad melvin96: The weird hooded guy at the top said that if I get him some hollow marks, he'll help me escape.
Player: You mean Hallowed marks.
mad melvin96: Yeah, that's what I said. Don't you listen?
mad melvin96: So, can I borrow a grapple?
Player: Yes, I do have a spare grapple, although I spent a lot of Hallowed marks to obtain it so you can't have it.
mad melvin96: Keep your grapple then noob. I can make that jump without it anyway.
Player: Oh yeah? What's your agility level?
mad melvin96: None of your business.
2001:56A:F980:F100:D8A6:40CF:4896:971B 17:44, 13 June 2020 (UTC)
- Wow, thanks for that! I haven't seen him in almost 200 runs so he must be somewhat rare. I can go ahead and make a transcript page for him (or add it if there's already a page). Glad you grabbed the dialogue. Andmcadams (talk) 17:48, 13 June 2020 (UTC)
- I've created a transcript page for mad melvin96 that you can get to from this article. It's very interesting that they stuck him down there considering all of the other player spoofs are in graceful. Andmcadams (talk) 17:54, 13 June 2020 (UTC)