Transcript of 2020 Easter event
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This transcript involves dialogue with The Disappointing Gelt, Rabbit, Rid, Rabbit Chef, Father Buckerek, Bartender, Duke Rabbacio, Paws, Magic Egg, Guard, Shop keeper, and the player.
Starting out[edit | edit source]
Rabbit[edit | edit source]
- Player: Who's a cute bunny!
- Rabbit: -sniff sniff-
- (End of dialogue)
The Disappointing Gelt[edit | edit source]
- Player: Woah! What's going on here? There are so many bunnies!
- The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know what happened, things happened so quickly.
- Player: This certainly seems like a hare-y situation, where did you get them all?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I didn't, they just kept jumping out of my hat.
- Player: What do you mean? Are you a wizard?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Wizard? No, I'm just a street magician, they call me The Disappointing Gelt. I was out here practicing my tricks and things went south quickly.
- Player: Don't tell me, you were trying to pull a rabbit out of your hat and you accidentally pulled out hundreds?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Well... yes, some old guy gave me these magical looking stones, so I thought I'd practice my act with them.
- The magician shows you some rune stones.
- Player: You do know these are rune stones, they're used in actual magic.
- The Disappointing Gelt: You're chatting rubbish... real magic doesn't exist.
- Player: Then how did all these rabbits appear?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know, I put the runes in my hat, said the magic words 'Rabbaradoo' and stuck my hand in and felt something fuzzy. When I pulled my hand back, I was holding a rabbit.
- Player: Mind if I take a look at your hat? I think there's more to this than meets the eye.
- You take a look into the darkness of the magician's hat.
- You see a glowing green portal staring back at you.
- Player: Well Gelt, I don't know how you've done it, but it looks like you've opened a portal.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...
- The Disappointing Gelt: Huh.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Please, you must help me, I beg you.
- Player: Ah, I mean, I'm pretty busy... but I suppose I can find the time to help you.
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
In the Rabbit Realm[edit | edit source]
Initial arrival[edit | edit source]
- Player: Woah, what's happened to me?!
- Guard: Oi you! What are you doing on this side of the portal?
- Player: Uh! I....
- Guard: Go report to the Duke in the castle, the greater yolk didn't tell you to return.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to the guard again[edit | edit source]
- Guard: Why are you talking to me, go report to the Duke in the castle, the egg will find a way to deal with you.
- (End of dialogue)
Leaving the realm and talking to Gelt again[edit | edit source]
- Player: Hello Gelt, I need to go back.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Please don't dawdle, I need you to fix this before the master of my order finds out.
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
The Duke of Bunbridge[edit | edit source]
- Player: Uh hey, are you the Duke?
- Duke Rabbacio: Shh shh, now is not your time to speak.
- Player: Uhh...
- Duke Rabbacio: Oh Great One, do I have to have broccoli for dinner?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Yes, Definitely.
- Duke Rabbacio: I hates broccoli, why must it torture me.
- Player: Uhh...
- Duke Rabbacio: Why are they here, you didn't command it.
- Player: What do you mean? I was told to come here.
- Duke Rabbacio: We're not talking to you.
- Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, should I rid us of this intruder?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Ask again later.
- Player: What is going on here, why are you talking to an egg?
- Duke Rabbacio: The Omlettesiah feels generous today, what do you want and why are you here?
- Player: I'm not sure, I was told to come here when I stepped out of the portal.
- Duke Rabbacio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
- Player: Uuh, I mean, I was told to come here... after I hopped out of the portal.
- Duke Rabbacio: YOU CAME BACK? THE EGG DIDN'T COMMAND IT.
- Duke Rabbacio: We need to punish them, but you have commanded me to wait...
- Player: Who are you talking to?
- Duke Rabbacio: Our wise ruler, the divine egg. It is our great leader.
- Duke Rabbacio: It appeared to me one night when I was down by the coast, I have been its loyal servant ever since.
- Duke Rabbacio: I am its voice, I give action to its words, it serves a greater good than we can understand.
- Player: Are you talking about that egg on the table?
- Duke Rabbacio: YOU'RE TALKING TO A POWER YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND.
- Player: Wow... well then.
- Player: Maybe there's someone more reasonable I can talk to.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to the Duke again[edit | edit source]
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, will Jessica Rabbit ever love me?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Outlook not so good.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 2
- Duke Rabbacio: The almighty egg, will my kingdom ever fall?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Concentrate and ask again.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 3
- Duke Rabbacio: My mighty yolk, do you think I'd look good in a top hat?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: As I see it, yes.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 4
- Duke Rabbacio: Oh wise one, is there a wiser ruler than I?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: My sources say no.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 5
- Duke Rabbacio: Great golden one, will I gain incredible riches this year?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Better not tell you now.
- (Continues below)
- If the player has not talked to Paws:
- Player: Maybe there's someone more sane I can talk to.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has talked to Paws:
- Player: Paws is probably the best person to talk to right now.
- (End of dialogue)
Hatching a plan[edit | edit source]
- Player: Hey, do you know what's going on with the Duke?
- Paws: It's that cursed egg.
- Player: He does have a strange relation with it... He does know it's an inanimate object, right?
- Paws: The Duke is a little, different, he's never been very good at making decisions.
- Paws: But ever since this egg came along, he has let it make all the decisions for him.
- Player: What does it do? He just seemed to ask it questions and shake it.
- Paws: I don't know how it works, but I know it's wrong.
- Paws: I managed to sneak in and ask it a question one night, I asked: 'Magic Egg, are we puppets to a being we cannot comprehend?', it responded with almost certainly.
- Player: That's a very strange thing to ask a talking egg.
- Paws: I had a couple forest carrots that night and was feeling a bit off.
- Player: ... Uh... alright then.
- Player: We need to do something, the magician on the other side of the por....
- Player: I mean, who knows where that portal leads to, rabbits might be hopping to their death!
- Paws: I agree, I've hatched a plan that could save rabbits from certain doom.
- Player: I'm all ears.
- Paws: We're going to make an egg similar to his one, but it only replies negatively.
- Player: How am I going to make that? I've only got two very small paws and no thumbs.
- Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
- Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
- Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
- Paws: Good luck, if you have any more questions let me know.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Paws again before getting the items[edit | edit source]
- Paws: How are you getting along with making the replacement egg?
- Player: I can't remember what I needed.
- Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
- Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
- Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
- Paws: Good luck, if you have anymore questions let me know.
- (End of dialogue)
Making the fake egg[edit | edit source]
Getting the conch shell[edit | edit source]
- (Transcript missing - Unclear if this is transcribed text or not. edit)You take a conch shell, you need to give it a negative response.
- What response do you want to give the Conch shell?
- Certainly not.
- (Continues below)
- Doubt it.
- (Continues below)
- Why bother.
- (Continues below)
- The stars say no.
- (Continues below)
- You whisper your response into the Conch shell.
- Player: That should work, now I just need to put it in something.
- (End of dialogue)
Putting it in the broken egg[edit | edit source]
- You use your head to push the conch shell inside the broken egg.
- You make an unpainted magic egg.
- Player: Perfect, now I just need to match the colour with the real one and we're done.
- (End of dialogue)
Painting the egg[edit | edit source]
- Using your little rabbit paws, you somehow dunk the Fake Egg into the gold paint.
- It looks exactly like the one in the Duke's room.
- Player: Perfect, let's try this out. Magic Egg: is this plan a good idea?
- Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
- Player: Eggcellent, I should return to Hans, I mean Paws in the Castle.
- (End of dialogue)
Deceiving the Duke[edit | edit source]
Returning to Paws[edit | edit source]
- Player: Hello Paws, I managed to make a replacement egg.
- Paws: Perfect and it only gives negative answers?
- Player: Yep, I tested it myself.
- Paws: Great, all that's left to do is the switch, you need to convince him that this egg is the real one.
- Player: How do you suppose I do that?
- Paws: You could get him to ask the real one if it is real and hope it says no.
- Player: And if it says it is the real egg.
- Paws: ...
- Paws: -Shrugs-
- Player: Fine, I'll see what I can do.
- (End of dialogue)
The plan of deceit[edit | edit source]
- Player: Your Dukeness, I've discovered a revelation!
- Duke Rabbacio: What do they want, why can't they leave us?
- Player: That egg on the table... it is a fake!
- Duke Rabbacio: Don't be so foolish, of course it's real.
- Player: How do you know? Someone could have easily swapped it out for a fake one.
- Duke Rabbacio: That doesn't make sense, if this is a fake, how did you find the original?
- Player: Oh, I uh, found it in a burrow underneath the castle.
- Duke Rabbacio: Unlikely story. Since I found it, I've been watching it like a falcon.
- Player: If you don't trust me, why don't you ask that egg?
- Duke Rabbacio: Fine, but if you're trying to trick us, we'll dispose of you.
- Duke Rabbacio: Your magical eggness: Are you a fake version and does this coney hold the real one?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Player: -Sweating profusely- ...
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: Without a doubt.
- Duke Rabbacio: What the flying carrot!
- Player: Phew... see, I told you it's fake.
- Duke Rabbacio: I can't believe it, how long have I been made a fool of?
- Duke Rabbacio: Give me the real one, we need to rid ourselves of this imposter[sic].
- Duke Rabbacio takes the fake egg off you and swaps it with the real one.
- Player: I'm glad we got that sorted, feel free to ensure it works properly.
- Player: I'll uh, dispose of this one for you.
- Duke Rabbacio: Wise one: Do I have to have broccoli with my carrots tonight?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
- Duke Rabbacio: Yes! Just what I wanted to hear, thank you for your help.
- Duke Rabbacio: I will let you ask but one question to the great supreme.
- Player: Oh, ghee thanks, I'm not sure what to ask, maybe...
- Player: Egg: Should rabbits keep jumping through the strange portal that no one knows where it leads to?
- Magic Egg: ...
- Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
- Duke Rabbacio: Well, that settles it, I'll send the order for all rabbits to cease jumping through the portal at once.
- Duke Rabbacio: You may leave me, keep that fake egg and dispose of it.
- Duke Rabbacio: I'll also let everyone know you're a good rabbit, so if they need a paw, don't hesitate to help out.
- Player: Great! I should return to Gelt to let him know what has happened.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Duke Rabbacio again[edit | edit source]
- Duke Rabbacio: Leave me, I have many questions to ask the mythical one.
- The Duke brushes you off, returning his focus to the egg.
- (End of dialogue)
Speaking to Paws again[edit | edit source]
- Player: Somehow your plan worked.
- Paws: Of course it would, the egg told me.
- (End of dialogue)
Returning to Gelt[edit | edit source]
- Player: I have returned.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Oh, please tell me you managed to do something?
- Player: I'll be honest with you Gelt, it got a bit weird.
- The Disappointing Gelt: What do you mean?
- Player: Somehow, you opened a portal to a dimension, very similar to ours, but run by rabbits instead of humans.
- The Disappointing Gelt: That's incredible...
- Player: That's not even the weird bit! They live in a cult worshipping an egg, they ask it a question and whatever it says, they do.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...
- Player: That's why they all started coming through, the Duke Rabbacio asked the egg if they should jump through and it said yes.
- The Disappointing Gelt: What the...
- Player: It's a lot to take in, but I've managed to stop them jumping through for now, however I couldn't close the portal.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...am I a god?
- Player: What?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Have I managed to conjure an alternate dimension with my own hands...
- Player: Hello? Gelt?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I'm the most powerful magician that has ever lived...
- Player: No, you're not Gelt, you've used magic that's existed for millennia.
- The Disappointing Gelt: You have my thanks adventurer, when I return to my order, I'll report this to our leader, Magnus.
- Player: What will you do with all these rabbits?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Since you couldn't close the portal, I'll try usher them back in.
- Player: Would you mind letting me return to Bunbridge? I feel I have some unfinished business.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Not a problem if you wish to return just talk to me, I'll stay for a while longer.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Feel free to keep anything you found there as well, as a thanks from me.
- (End of dialogue)
After completing the event[edit | edit source]
The Disappointing Gelt[edit | edit source]
- The Disappointing Gelt: Thank you again for your help, do you wish to return to the Rabbit Realm?
- Yes
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
- No
- Player: No thanks, I've had enough of rabbits for now.
- The Disappointing Gelt: So be it, I'll be contemplating my power for a little while if you change your mind.
- (End of dialogue)
Rabbit Chef[edit | edit source]
Starting The Rabbit's Assistant[edit | edit source]
- Rabbit Chef: What am I to do?
- What's wrong?
- Player: What's wrong?
- Rabbit Chef: Oh bother, oh bother, oh bother, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the annual Egg Descendance Day tomorrow, and I should be making him a big carrot cake.
- Rabbit Chef: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. The duke will turn me into soup! What will I do? I have 12 children to look after. Would you help me? Please?
- I'm always happy to help a rabbit cook in distress.
- Player: Yes, I'll help you.
- Rabbit Chef: Oh thank you, thank you. I need a carrot, a cabbage and a cake. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
- If the player has the items on them already:
- Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
- Rabbit Chef: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a carrot cake too?
- Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a rabbit cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
- Rabbit Chef: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
- You hand the cook all of the ingredients.
- Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
- Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
- Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
- Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
- Quest complete!
- If the player does not have the items on them already:
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- Where do I find a carrot?
- Rabbit Chef: It's something rabbits are constantly munching on, have a look in some of the houses nearby.
- Player: Won't they be annoyed I'm nicking their carrots?
- Rabbit Chef: Who cares, Descendance day is far more important than their needs.
- (Shows previous options)
- How about a cabbage?
- Rabbit Chef: I normally get my cabbage from the fields, on the other side of the river.
- Player: There are rabbit farmers too!? How cute.
- (Shows previous options)
- And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
- Rabbit Chef: That you'll have to have a nosey round for, rabbits around here are always celebrating something.
- Player: Lots of theft in the rabbit realm...
- Rabbit Chef: You gotta do what you gotta do.
- Where do I find a carrot?
- (Same as above)
- How about a cabbage?
- (Same as above)
- And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
- (Same as above)
- I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- Player: I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- Player: Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- (End of dialogue)
- I can't right now, maybe later.
- Player: No, I don't feel like it, maybe later.
- Rabbit Chef: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous rabbits. Go on, hop off!
- (End of dialogue)
- You don't look very happy.
- Player: You don't look very happy.
- Rabbit Chef: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
- What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Rabbit Chef: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
- Player: Well maybe you need to take a drink...
- Rabbit Chef: That would be nice, but the great round one has banned all consumption of Cabbage flavoured drinks.
- Player: Hmm, why not something that doesn't taste of cabbage?
- Rabbit Chef: Have you tried Onion beer? It's disgusting.
- Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
- Rabbit Chef: I know I'm doomed.
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- Nice hat.
- Player: Nice hat!
- Rabbit Chef: Err thank you, it's a pretty ordinary rabbit cook's hat, really.
- Player: Still, suits you. I didn't know rabbits could wear trousers either.
- Rabbit Chef: It's all standard rabbit cook issue uniform...
- Player: The whole hat, rabbit trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real rabbit cook.
- Rabbit Chef: I am a real rabbit cook! I haven't got the time to be chatting about Rabbinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
When talked to again[edit | edit source]
- Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
- If the player has not found any items yet:
- Player: I haven't got all of [sic] items yet, I'm still looking.
- Rabbit Chef: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- You still need to get: A carrot. A cabbage. A cake.
- (Continues below)
- If the player has found some items:
- Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
- If the player has a carrot:
- Player: Here's one carrot.
- If the player has a cake:
- Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
- If the player has a cabbage:
- Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
- Rabbit Chef: Thanks for ingredients you have got so far, please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- You still need to get: [remaining item(s)]
- I'll get right on it.
- Player: I'll hop to it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you remind me how to find these things again?
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- (Same as above)
- If the player has the remaining item(s):
- Depends on which items the player has:
- Player: Here's one carrot.
- Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
- Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
- Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
- Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
- Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
- Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
- Quest complete!
- Depends on which items the player has:
Father Buckerek[edit | edit source]
- Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
- Church of the egg?
- Player: What do you mean egg?
- Father Buckerek: Surely you've heard of the almighty egg?
- Father Buckerek: The one who guides us through such troubled times.
- Father Buckerek: The Duke is his voice and he is the commander, he will lead us to eternal happiness.
- Oh, THAT egg...
- Player: Oh, THAT egg..
- Father Buckerek: There... is only one egg...
- Player: Yeah... I, uh, thought you said something else.
- (End of dialogue)
- Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
- Player: Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
- Father Buckerek: ...
- Father Buckerek: That's... strange.
- Father Buckerek: I thought things not from this world were all... You know. Slime and tentacles.
- You don't understand. This is an online game!
- Player: You don't understand. This is an online game!
- Father Buckerek: I... beg your pardon?
- Player: Never mind.
- (End of dialogue)
- I am - do you like my disguise?
- Player: I am - do you like my disguise?
- Father Buckerek: Aargh! Avaunt foul creature from another dimension! Avaunt! Begone in the name of the Egg!
- Player: Ok, ok, I was only joking...
- (End of dialogue)
- Nice place you've got here.
- Player: Nice place you've got here.
- Father Buckerek: It is, isn't it? It was built over 230 years ago.
- (End of dialogue)
- (If the player has not completed the Restless Goat yet:) I'm looking for a quest!
- Player: I'm looking for a quest!
- If the player has not finished the main Easter event yet:
- Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me, but the Duke told me not to mingle with you.
- Player: Maybe I should come back after I've finished with the Duke.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has finished the main Easter event:
- (Same as below)
Starting The Restless Goat[edit | edit source]
- Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
- Church of the egg?
- (Same as above)
- Nice place you've got here.
- (Same as above)
- I'm looking for a quest!
- Player: I'm looking for a quest!
- Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me.
- Ok, let me help then.
- Player: Ok, let me help then.
- Father Buckerek: Thank you, the problem is, uh...well...there's a goat haunting my graveyard.
- Player: Goat? Don't you mean ghost?
- Father Buckerek: Well yes and no, it's a ghost goat.
- Player: Sounds like you have a restless goat problem!
- Father Buckerek: Now is not the time for jokes, are you going to help me or not?
- Player: Yeah might as well, I'll go take a look.
- Father Buckerek: Thank you friend, be safe out there.
- (End of dialogue)
- Sorry, I don't have time right now
- Player: Sorry, I don't have time right now.
- Father Buckerek: Oh well. If you do have some spare time on your paws, come back and talk to me.
- (End of dialogue)
When talked to again after accepting the quest[edit | edit source]
- Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
- Church of the egg?
- (Same as above)
- Nice place you've got here.
- (Same as above)
- Ask about the ghost.
- Player: What did you ask me to do again?
- Father Buckerek: I need you to rid me of the ghost goat that is haunting my graveyard.
- Player: Got it, I'll get back to it.
- (End of dialogue)
Interacting with the grave[edit | edit source]
- Here lies Viktor, the goat, gone but not forgotten.
- The ground beneath the gravestone looks disturbed.
- Inspect the grave closer?
- Yes.
- Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah! Baaaaah!
- Player: Aaah! It's a ghost goat!
- Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah!
- Player: Aww, poor goat, I don't think it meant to scare me.
- Restless Goat: Baah?
- Player: If only I had a goat speak amulet...
- You notice the ghost goat is missing one of its horns.
- Player: Hmm, one of your horns is missing...
- Restless Goat: Baaah! Baaaaah!
- Player: It seems like it wants me to help recover its lost horn...
- The ghost goat seems very excited when you mention its lost horn.
- Player: Hmm, how am I going to find this goat's horn?
- Restless Goat: Baaaaaah!!!
- The ghost goat head butts the wall, I think he's pointing east...
- Player: Alright then, I'll go have a look...that way...
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- (End of dialogue)
Picking up the broken goat horn[edit | edit source]
- If the player hasn't started the event:
- You have no use for this horn right now, best leave it here.
- (End of dialogue)
- You take the broken goat horn.
- (End of dialogue)
Giving the broken goat horn back[edit | edit source]
- Player: Hello my goat friend, I have brought you a gift.
- Restless Goat: Baaaah!
- You show the ghost goat the horn.
- Restless Goat: Baaaah! Baaaaaaah! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Player: I think this might be the right one.
- You bury the horn with the rest of the goat skeleton.
- (End of dialogue)
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Bartender[edit | edit source]
- Bartender: Hullo there friend, what can I do you for?
- Do you sell beer?
- Player: Do you sell beer?
- Bartender: Aye, we do.
- Player: Could I get one?
- Bartender: Nope, sorry [laddie/lassie].
- Player: Why not?
- Bartender: The egg's order, I only have cabbage beer and I'm not allowed to sell it anymore.
- Bartender: Can't you see by my lack of customers?
- Player: I just thought no one wanted to come in.
- Bartender: Get out me pub!
- (End of dialogue)
- Nice pub you've got here.
- Player: This is a nice pub you've got here.
- Bartender: Aye, it is.
- Player: How long has it been around?
- Bartender: Oh not too long, use to be a house, but I demolished it with me bare paws and rebuilt it as a pub.
- Player: You demolished the house? Was anyone living there?
- Bartender: Nope, been empty for quite a while.
- Player: Oh... what an interesting story.
- (End of dialogue)
- Just browsing, thanks.
- Player: No thank you, I'm just browsing.
- Bartender: What do you mean browsing? This is a pub, not a carrot market.
- Player: Sorry, I just wanted to have a look.
- Bartender: I've a half mind to bar you from me pub right now if you don't leave.
- (End of dialogue)
Farmer Maggot[edit | edit source]
- If the player is not carrying any cabbages:
- Farmer Maggot: Watch yourself, don't trample on any of me cabbages or I'll thump ya.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player is carrying a cabbage:
- Farmer Maggot: Oi, what are you doing with my cabbage! Give it back!
- Farmer Maggot: I better not see you with my cabbages again!
- Farmer Maggot takes the [cabbage/cabbages] back.
- (End of dialogue)
Rabbits north of the Bunbridge General Store[edit | edit source]
- Rabbit 1: Isn't this wonderful, coming out here and looking out over the sea.
- Rabbit 2: I could stay here with you forever...
- They look a little pre-occupied.
- (End of dialogue)
Rid[edit | edit source]
- Rid: Sorry I can't let you through, find some bunny else to bother, I'm busy.
- (End of dialogue)
Shop keeper[edit | edit source]
- Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?
- Yes please. What are you selling?
- (Bunbridge General Store interface opens.)
- No thanks.
- Player: No thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
Various bunnies around the island[edit | edit source]
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: Hello there.
- Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Hello fellow bunny, how's it hanging?
- Rabbit: Hello friend, no time to talk, the early rabbit gets the carrot as they say.
- Player: Hop along then.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: Hey.
- The rabbit starts sniffing you.
- Player: ...
- The rabbit keeps sniffing you.
- Player: I'm going to go.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Player: Hi there.
- Rabbit: I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
- Player: You seem to be having an eggsistential crisis.
- Rabbit: You're not funny, it's rabbits like you that give us a bad name.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 5
- Player: Hello there.
- Rabbit: Hello friend, would you like to hear a joke?
- Player: Not really.
- Rabbit: What's a rabbit's favorite[sic] dance style?
- Player: ...
- Rabbit: Hip-Hop!
- You hear the distant sound of a drum set going off.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 6
- Player: Hello there.
- Rabbit: Fellow rabbit...
- Player: What are you up to?
- Rabbit: I'm just pondering.
- Player: About what?
- Rabbit: Did the Wise Old Rabbit ever tell you about Duke Harrous the dumb.
- Player: No, I don't think he did?
- Rabbit: Hmph, not a story he would ever tell you, it's a rabbit legend, but perhaps another time.
- Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
- (End of dialogue)
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