Transcript of 2020 Easter event

This page contains the transcript of the 2020 Easter event. The content below is copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape and thus copyrighted by Jagex.

This transcript involves dialogue with The Disappointing Gelt, Rabbit, Rid, Rabbit Chef, Father Buckerek, Bartender, Duke Rabbacio, Paws, Magic Egg, Guard, Shop keeper, and the player.

Starting out

Rabbit

• Player: Who's a cute bunny!
• Rabbit: -sniff sniff-
• (End of dialogue)

The Disappointing Gelt

• Player: Woah! What's going on here? There are so many bunnies!
• The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know what happened, things happened so quickly.
• Player: This certainly seems like a hare-y situation, where did you get them all?
• The Disappointing Gelt: I didn't, they just kept jumping out of my hat.
• Player: What do you mean? Are you a wizard?
• The Disappointing Gelt: Wizard? No, I'm just a street magician, they call me The Disappointing Gelt. I was out here practicing my tricks and things went south quickly.
• Player: Don't tell me, you were trying to pull a rabbit out of your hat and you accidentally pulled out hundreds?
• The Disappointing Gelt: Well... yes, some old guy gave me these magical looking stones, so I thought I'd practice my act with them.
• The magician shows you some rune stones.
• Player: You do know these are rune stones, they're used in actual magic.
• The Disappointing Gelt: You're chatting rubbish... real magic doesn't exist.
• Player: Then how did all these rabbits appear?
• The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know, I put the runes in my hat, said the magic words 'Rabbaradoo' and stuck my hand in and felt something fuzzy. When I pulled my hand back, I was holding a rabbit.
• Player: Mind if I take a look at your hat? I think there's more to this than meets the eye.
• You take a look into the darkness of the magician's hat.
• You see a glowing green portal staring back at you.
• Player: Well Gelt, I don't know how you've done it, but it looks like you've opened a portal.
• The Disappointing Gelt: ...
• The Disappointing Gelt: Huh.
• The Disappointing Gelt: Please, you must help me, I beg you.
• Player: Ah, I mean, I'm pretty busy... but I suppose I can find the time to help you.
• You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
• Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
• (End of dialogue)

In the Rabbit Realm

Initial arrival

• Player: Woah, what's happened to me?!
• Guard: Oi you! What are you doing on this side of the portal?
• Player: Uh! I....
• Guard: Go report to the Duke in the castle, the greater yolk didn't tell you to return.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the guard again

• Guard: Why are you talking to me, go report to the Duke in the castle, the egg will find a way to deal with you.
• (End of dialogue)

Leaving the realm and talking to Gelt again

• Player: Hello Gelt, I need to go back.
• The Disappointing Gelt: Please don't dawdle, I need you to fix this before the master of my order finds out.
• You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
• Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
• (End of dialogue)

The Duke of Bunbridge

• Player: Uh hey, are you the Duke?
• Duke Rabbacio: Shh shh, now is not your time to speak.
• Player: Uhh...
• Duke Rabbacio: Oh Great One, do I have to have broccoli for dinner?
• Magic Egg: ...
• Magic Egg: Yes, Definitely.
• Duke Rabbacio: I hates broccoli, why must it torture me.
• Player: Uhh...
• Duke Rabbacio: Why are they here, you didn't command it.
• Player: What do you mean? I was told to come here.
• Duke Rabbacio: We're not talking to you.
• Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, should I rid us of this intruder?
• Magic Egg: ...
• Magic Egg: Ask again later.
• Player: What is going on here, why are you talking to an egg?
• Duke Rabbacio: The Omlettesiah feels generous today, what do you want and why are you here?
• Player: I'm not sure, I was told to come here when I stepped out of the portal.
• Duke Rabbacio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
• Player: Uuh, I mean, I was told to come here... after I hopped out of the portal.
• Duke Rabbacio: YOU CAME BACK? THE EGG DIDN'T COMMAND IT.
• Duke Rabbacio: We need to punish them, but you have commanded me to wait...
• Player: Who are you talking to?
• Duke Rabbacio: Our wise ruler, the divine egg. It is our great leader.
• Duke Rabbacio: It appeared to me one night when I was down by the coast, I have been its loyal servant ever since.
• Duke Rabbacio: I am its voice, I give action to its words, it serves a greater good than we can understand.
• Player: Are you talking about that egg on the table?
• Duke Rabbacio: YOU'RE TALKING TO A POWER YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND.
• Player: Wow... well then.
• Player: Maybe there's someone more reasonable I can talk to.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Duke again

A random dialogue will be selected every time Duke Rabbacio is spoken to:

• Dialogue 1
  • Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, will Jessica Rabbit ever love me?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Outlook not so good.
  • (Continues below)
• Dialogue 2
  • Duke Rabbacio: The almighty egg, will my kingdom ever fall?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Concentrate and ask again.
  • (Continues below)
• Dialogue 3
  • Duke Rabbacio: My mighty yolk, do you think I'd look good in a top hat?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: As I see it, yes.
  • (Continues below)
• Dialogue 4
  • Duke Rabbacio: Oh wise one, is there a wiser ruler than I?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: My sources say no.
  • (Continues below)
• Dialogue 5
  • Duke Rabbacio: Great golden one, will I gain incredible riches this year?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Better not tell you now.
  • (Continues below)
• If the player has not talked to Paws:
  • Player: Maybe there's someone more sane I can talk to.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has talked to Paws:
  • Player: Paws is probably the best person to talk to right now.
  • (End of dialogue)

Hatching a plan

• Player: Hey, do you know what's going on with the Duke?
• Paws: It's that cursed egg.
• Player: He does have a strange relation with it... He does know it's an inanimate object, right?
• Paws: The Duke is a little, different, he's never been very good at making decisions.
• Paws: But ever since this egg came along, he has let it make all the decisions for him.
• Player: What does it do? He just seemed to ask it questions and shake it.
• Paws: I don't know how it works, but I know it's wrong.
• Paws: I managed to sneak in and ask it a question one night, I asked: 'Magic Egg, are we puppets to a being we cannot comprehend?', it responded with almost certainly.
• Player: That's a very strange thing to ask a talking egg.
• Paws: I had a couple forest carrots that night and was feeling a bit off.
• Player: ... Uh... alright then.
• Player: We need to do something, the magician on the other side of the por....
• Player: I mean, who knows where that portal leads to, rabbits might be hopping to their death!
• Paws: I agree, I've hatched a plan that could save rabbits from certain doom.
• Player: I'm all ears.
• Paws: We're going to make an egg similar to his one, but it only replies negatively.
• Player: How am I going to make that? I've only got two very small paws and no thumbs.
• Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
• Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
• Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
• Paws: Good luck, if you have any more questions let me know.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Paws again before getting the items

• Paws: How are you getting along with making the replacement egg?
• Player: I can't remember what I needed.
• Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
• Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
• Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
• Paws: Good luck, if you have anymore questions let me know.
• (End of dialogue)

Making the fake egg

Getting the conch shell

• You take a conch shell, you need to give it a negative response.
  • Certainly not.
    • (Continues below)
  • Doubt it.
    • (Continues below)
  • Why bother.
    • (Continues below)
  • The stars say no.
    • (Continues below)
    • You whisper your response into the Conch shell.
    • Player: That should work, now I just need to put it in something.
    • (End of dialogue)

Putting it in the broken egg

• You use your head to push the conch shell inside the broken egg.
• You make an unpainted magic egg.
• Player: Perfect, now I just need to match the colour with the real one and we're done.
• (End of dialogue)

Painting the egg

• Using your little rabbit paws, you somehow dunk the Fake Egg into the gold paint.
• It looks exactly like the one in the Duke's room.
• Player: Perfect, let's try this out. Magic Egg: is this plan a good idea?
• Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
• Player: Eggcellent, I should return to Hans, I mean Paws in the Castle.
• (End of dialogue)

Deceiving the Duke

Returning to Paws

• Player: Hello Paws, I managed to make a replacement egg.
• Paws: Perfect and it only gives negative answers?
• Player: Yep, I tested it myself.
• Paws: Great, all that's left to do is the switch, you need to convince him that this egg is the real one.
• Player: How do you suppose I do that?
• Paws: You could get him to ask the real one if it is real and hope it says no.
• Player: And if it says it is the real egg.
• Paws: ...
• Paws: -Shrugs-
• Player: Fine, I'll see what I can do.
• (End of dialogue)

The plan of deceit

• Player: Your Dukeness, I've discovered a revelation!
• Duke Rabbacio: What do they want, why can't they leave us?
• Player: That egg on the table... it is a fake!
• Duke Rabbacio: Don't be so foolish, of course it's real.
• Player: How do you know? Someone could have easily swapped it out for a fake one.
• Duke Rabbacio: That doesn't make sense, if this is a fake, how did you find the original?
• Player: Oh, I uh, found it in a burrow underneath the castle.
• Duke Rabbacio: Unlikely story. Since I found it, I've been watching it like a falcon.
• Player: If you don't trust me, why don't you ask that egg?
• Duke Rabbacio: Fine, but if you're trying to trick us, we'll dispose of you.
• Duke Rabbacio: Your magical eggness: Are you a fake version and does this coney hold the real one?
• Magic Egg: ...
• Player: -Sweating profusely- ...
• Magic Egg: ...
• Magic Egg: Without a doubt.
• Duke Rabbacio: What the flying carrot!
• Player: Phew... see, I told you it's fake.
• Duke Rabbacio: I can't believe it, how long have I been made a fool of?
• Duke Rabbacio: Give me the real one, we need to rid ourselves of this imposter.
• Duke Rabbacio takes the fake egg off you and swaps it with the real one.
• Player: I'm glad we got that sorted, feel free to ensure it works properly.
• Player: I'll uh, dispose of this one for you.
• Duke Rabbacio: Wise one: Do I have to have broccoli with my carrots tonight?
• Magic Egg: ...
• Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
• Duke Rabbacio: Yes! Just what I wanted to hear, thank you for your help.
• Duke Rabbacio: I will let you ask but one question to the great supreme.
• Player: Oh, ghee thanks, I'm not sure what to ask, maybe...
• Player: Egg: Should rabbits keep jumping through the strange portal that no one knows where it leads to?
• Magic Egg: ...
• Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
• Duke Rabbacio: Well, that settles it, I'll send the order for all rabbits to cease jumping through the portal at once.
• Duke Rabbacio: You may leave me, keep that fake egg and dispose of it.
• Duke Rabbacio: I'll also let everyone know you're a good rabbit, so if they need a paw, don't hesitate to help out.
• Player: Great! I should return to Gelt to let him know what has happened.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Duke Rabbacio again

• Duke Rabbacio: Leave me, I have many questions to ask the mythical one.
• The Duke brushes you off, returning his focus to the egg.
• (End of dialogue)

Speaking to Paws again

• Player: Somehow your plan worked.
• Paws: Of course it would, the egg told me.
• (End of dialogue)

Returning to Gelt

• Player: I have returned.
• The Disappointing Gelt: Oh, please tell me you managed to do something?
• Player: I'll be honest with you Gelt, it got a bit weird.
• The Disappointing Gelt: What do you mean?
• Player: Somehow, you opened a portal to a dimension, very similar to ours, but run by rabbits instead of humans.
• The Disappointing Gelt: That's incredible...
• Player: That's not even the weird bit! They live in a cult worshipping an egg, they ask it a question and whatever it says, they do.
• The Disappointing Gelt: ...
• Player: That's why they all started coming through, the Duke Rabbacio asked the egg if they should jump through and it said yes.
• The Disappointing Gelt: What the...
• Player: It's a lot to take in, but I've managed to stop them jumping through for now, however I couldn't close the portal.
• The Disappointing Gelt: ...am I a god?
• Player: What?
• The Disappointing Gelt: Have I managed to conjure an alternate dimension with my own hands...
• Player: Hello? Gelt?
• The Disappointing Gelt: I'm the most powerful magician that has ever lived...
• Player: No, you're not Gelt, you've used magic that's existed for millennia.
• The Disappointing Gelt: You have my thanks adventurer, when I return to my order, I'll report this to our leader, Magnus.
• Player: What will you do with all these rabbits?
• The Disappointing Gelt: Since you couldn't close the portal, I'll try usher them back in.
• Player: Would you mind letting me return to Bunbridge? I feel I have some unfinished business.
• The Disappointing Gelt: Not a problem if you wish to return just talk to me, I'll stay for a while longer.
• The Disappointing Gelt: Feel free to keep anything you found there as well, as a thanks from me.
• (End of dialogue)

After completing the event

The Disappointing Gelt

• The Disappointing Gelt: Thank you again for your help, do you wish to return to the Rabbit Realm?
  • Yes
    • You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
    • Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No
    • Player: No thanks, I've had enough of rabbits for now.
    • The Disappointing Gelt: So be it, I'll be contemplating my power for a little while if you change your mind.
    • (End of dialogue)

Rabbit Chef

Starting The Rabbit's Assistant

• Rabbit Chef: What am I to do?
  • What's wrong?
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • Rabbit Chef: Oh bother, oh bother, oh bother, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the annual Egg Descendance Day tomorrow, and I should be making him a big carrot cake.
    • Rabbit Chef: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. The duke will turn me into soup! What will I do? I have 12 children to look after. Would you help me? Please?
      • I'm always happy to help a rabbit cook in distress.
        • Player: Yes, I'll help you.
        • Rabbit Chef: Oh thank you, thank you. I need a carrot, a cabbage and a cake. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
        • If the player has the items on them already:
          • Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
          • Rabbit Chef: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a carrot cake too?
          • Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a rabbit cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
          • Rabbit Chef: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
          • You hand the cook all of the ingredients.
          • Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
          • Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
          • Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
          • Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
          • Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
          • Quest complete!
        • If the player does not have the items on them already:
          • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
            • Where do I find a carrot?
              • Rabbit Chef: It's something rabbits are constantly munching on, have a look in some of the houses nearby.
              • Player: Won't they be annoyed I'm nicking their carrots?
              • Rabbit Chef: Who cares, Descendance day is far more important than their needs.
                • (Shows previous options)
            • How about a cabbage?
              • Rabbit Chef: I normally get my cabbage from the fields, on the other side of the river.
              • Player: There are rabbit farmers too!? How cute.
                • (Shows previous options)
            • And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
              • Rabbit Chef: That you'll have to have a nosey round for, rabbits around here are always celebrating something.
              • Player: Lots of theft in the rabbit realm...
              • Rabbit Chef: You gotta do what you gotta do.
                • Where do I find a carrot?
                  • (Same as above)
                • How about a cabbage?
                  • (Same as above)
                • And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
                  • (Same as above)
                • I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
                  • Player: I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
                  • (End of dialogue)
            • Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
              • Player: Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
              • (End of dialogue)
      • I can't right now, maybe later.
        • Player: No, I don't feel like it, maybe later.
        • Rabbit Chef: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous rabbits. Go on, hop off!
        • (End of dialogue)
  • You don't look very happy.
    • Player: You don't look very happy.
    • Rabbit Chef: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
      • What's wrong?
        • (Same as above)
      • I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
        • Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
        • Rabbit Chef: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
        • Player: Well maybe you need to take a drink...
        • Rabbit Chef: That would be nice, but the great round one has banned all consumption of Cabbage flavoured drinks.
        • Player: Hmm, why not something that doesn't taste of cabbage?
        • Rabbit Chef: Have you tried Onion beer? It's disgusting.
        • Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
        • Rabbit Chef: I know I'm doomed.
        • Player: What's wrong?
        • (Same as above)
  • Nice hat.
    • Player: Nice hat!
    • Rabbit Chef: Err thank you, it's a pretty ordinary rabbit cook's hat, really.
    • Player: Still, suits you. I didn't know rabbits could wear trousers either.
    • Rabbit Chef: It's all standard rabbit cook issue uniform...
    • Player: The whole hat, rabbit trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real rabbit cook.
    • Rabbit Chef: I am a real rabbit cook! I haven't got the time to be chatting about Rabbinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • (Same as above)

When talked to again

• Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
• If the player has not found any items yet:
  • Player: I haven't got all of items yet, I'm still looking.
  • Rabbit Chef: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
  • You still need to get:
    A carrot. A cabbage. A cake.
  • (Continues below)
• If the player has found some items:
  • Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
  • Depends on which items the player has:
    • Player: Here's one carrot.
    • Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
    • Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
  • Rabbit Chef: Thanks for ingredients you have got so far, please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
  • You still need to get:
    [remaining item(s)]
  • I'll get right on it.
    • Player: I'll hop to it.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Can you remind me how to find these things again?
    • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
    • (Same as above)
• If the player has the remaining item(s):
  • Depends on which items the player has:
    • Player: Here's one carrot.
    • Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
    • Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
  • Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
  • Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
  • Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
  • Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
  • Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
  • Quest complete!

Father Buckerek

• Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
  • Church of the egg?
    • Player: What do you mean egg?
    • Father Buckerek: Surely you've heard of the almighty egg?
    • Father Buckerek: The one who guides us through such troubled times.
    • Father Buckerek: The Duke is his voice and he is the commander, he will lead us to eternal happiness.
      • Oh, THAT egg...
        • Player: Oh, THAT egg..
        • Father Buckerek: There... is only one egg...
        • Player: Yeah... I, uh, thought you said something else.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
        • Player: Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
        • Father Buckerek: ...
        • Father Buckerek: That's... strange.
        • Father Buckerek: I thought things not from this world were all... You know. Slime and tentacles.
          • You don't understand. This is an online game!
            • Player: You don't understand. This is an online game!
            • Father Buckerek: I... beg your pardon?
            • Player: Never mind.
            • (End of dialogue)
          • I am - do you like my disguise?
            • Player: I am - do you like my disguise?
            • Father Buckerek: Aargh! Avaunt foul creature from another dimension! Avaunt! Begone in the name of the Egg!
            • Player: Ok, ok, I was only joking...
            • (End of dialogue)
  • Nice place you've got here.
    • Player: Nice place you've got here.
    • Father Buckerek: It is, isn't it? It was built over 230 years ago.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has not completed the Restless Goat yet:
    • I'm looking for a quest!
      • Player: I'm looking for a quest!
      • If the player has not finished the main Easter event yet:
        • Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me, but the Duke told me not to mingle with you.
        • Player: Maybe I should come back after I've finished with the Duke.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • If the player has finished the main Easter event:
      • (Same as below)

Starting The Restless Goat

• Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
  • Church of the egg?
    • (Same as above)
  • Nice place you've got here.
    • (Same as above)
  • I'm looking for a quest!
    • Player: I'm looking for a quest!
    • Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me.
      • Ok, let me help then.
        • Player: Ok, let me help then.
        • Father Buckerek: Thank you, the problem is, uh...well...there's a goat haunting my graveyard.
        • Player: Goat? Don't you mean ghost?
        • Father Buckerek: Well yes and no, it's a ghost goat.
        • Player: Sounds like you have a restless goat problem!
        • Father Buckerek: Now is not the time for jokes, are you going to help me or not?
        • Player: Yeah might as well, I'll go take a look.
        • Father Buckerek: Thank you friend, be safe out there.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Sorry, I don't have time right now
        • Player: Sorry, I don't have time right now.
        • Father Buckerek: Oh well. If you do have some spare time on your paws, come back and talk to me.
        • (End of dialogue)

When talked to again after accepting the quest

• Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
  • Church of the egg?
    • (Same as above)
  • Nice place you've got here.
    • (Same as above)
  • Ask about the ghost.
    • Player: What did you ask me to do again?
    • Father Buckerek: I need you to rid me of the ghost goat that is haunting my graveyard.
    • Player: Got it, I'll get back to it.
    • (End of dialogue)

Interacting with the grave

• Here lies Viktor, the goat, gone but not forgotten.
• The ground beneath the gravestone looks disturbed.
• Inspect the grave closer?
  • Yes.
    • Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah! Baaaaah!
    • Player: Aaah! It's a ghost goat!
    • Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah!
    • Player: Aww, poor goat, I don't think it meant to scare me.
    • Restless Goat: Baah?
    • Player: If only I had a goat speak amulet...
    • You notice the ghost goat is missing one of its horns.
    • Player: Hmm, one of your horns is missing...
    • Restless Goat: Baaah! Baaaaah!
    • Player: It seems like it wants me to help recover its lost horn...
    • The ghost goat seems very excited when you mention its lost horn.
    • Player: Hmm, how am I going to find this goat's horn?
    • Restless Goat: Baaaaaah!!!
    • The ghost goat buttss the wall, I think he's pointing east...
    • Player: Alright then, I'll go have a look...that way...

(End of dialogue)

• • No.

(End of dialogue)

Giving the broken goat horn back

• You take the broken goat horn.
• Player: Hello my goat friend, I have brought you a gift.
• Restless Goat: Baaaah!
• You show the ghost goat the horn.
• Restless Goat: Baaaah! Baaaaaaah! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• Player: I think this might be the right one.
• You bury the horn with the rest of the goat skeleton.

Other event-related dialogue

Bartender

• Bartender: Hullo there friend, what can I do you for?
  • Do you sell beer?
    • Player: Do you sell beer?
    • Bartender: Aye, we do.
    • Player: Could I get one?
    • Bartender: Nope, sorry [laddie/lassie].
    • Player: Why not?
    • Bartender: The egg's order, I only have cabbage beer and I'm not allowed to sell it anymore.
    • Bartender: Can't you see by my lack of customers?
    • Player: I just thought no one wanted to come in.
    • Bartender: Get out me pub!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Nice pub you've got here.
    • Player: This is a nice pub you've got here.
    • Bartender: Aye, it is.
    • Player: How long has it been around?
    • Bartender: Oh not too long, use to be a house, but I demolished it with me bare paws and rebuilt it as a pub.
    • Player: You demolished the house? Was anyone living there?
    • Bartender: Nope, been empty for quite a while.
    • Player: Oh... what an interesting story.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Just browsing, thanks.
    • Player: No thank you, I'm just browsing.
    • Bartender: What do you mean browsing? This is a pub, not a carrot market.
    • Player: Sorry, I just wanted to have a look.
    • Bartender: I've a half mind to bar you from me pub right now if you don't leave.
    • (End of dialogue)

Farmer Maggot

• If the player is not carrying any cabbages:
  • Farmer Maggot: Watch yourself, don't trample on any of me cabbages or I'll thump ya.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player is carrying a cabbage:
  • Farmer Maggot: Oi, what are you doing with my cabbage! Give it back!
  • Farmer Maggot: I better not see you with my cabbages again!
  • Farmer Maggot takes the cabbage(s) back.
  • (End of dialogue)

Rabbits north of the Bunbridge General Store

• Rabbit 1: Isn't this wonderful, coming out here and looking out over the sea.
• Rabbit 2: I could stay here with you forever...
• They look a little pre-occupied.
• (End of dialogue)

Rid

• Rid: Sorry I can't let you through, find some bunny else to bother, I'm busy.
• (End of dialogue)

Shop keeper

• Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?
  • Yes please. What are you selling?
    • (Bunbridge General Store interface opens.)
  • No thanks.
    • Player: No thanks.
    • (End of dialogue)

Various bunnies around the island

A random dialogue will be selected every time rabbit is spoken to:

• Dialogue 1
  • Player: Hello there.
  • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Player: Hello fellow bunny, how's it hanging?
  • Rabbit: Hello friend, no time to talk, the early rabbit gets the carrot as they say.
  • Player: Hop along then.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Player: Hey.
  • The rabbit starts sniffing you.
  • Player: ...
  • The rabbit keeps sniffing you.
  • Player: I'm going to go.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Player: Hi there.
  • Rabbit: I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
  • Player: You seem to be having an eggsistential crisis.
  • Rabbit: You're not funny, it's rabbits like you that give us a bad name.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Player: Hello there.
  • Rabbit: Hello friend, would you like to hear a joke?
  • Player: Not really.
  • Rabbit: What's a rabbit's favorite dance style?
  • Player: ...
  • Rabbit: Hip-Hop!
  • You hear the distant sound of a drum set going off.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 6
  • Player: Hello there.
  • Rabbit: Fellow rabbit...
  • Player: What are you up to?
  • Rabbit: I'm just pondering.
  • Player: About what?
  • Rabbit: Did the Wise Old Rabbit ever tell you about Duke Harrous the dumb.
  • Player: No, I don't think he did?
  • Rabbit: Hmph, not a story he would ever tell you, it's a rabbit legend, but perhaps another time.
  • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
  • (End of dialogue)