Transcript:2020 Easter event

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This transcript involves dialogue with The Disappointing Gelt, Rabbit, Rid, Rabbit Chef, Father Buckerek, Bartender, Duke Rabbacio, Paws, Magic Egg, Guard, Shop keeper, and the player.

Starting out[edit | edit source]

Rabbit[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Who's a cute bunny!
  • Rabbit: -sniff sniff-
  • (End of dialogue)

The Disappointing Gelt[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Woah! What's going on here? There are so many bunnies!
  • The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know what happened, things happened so quickly.
  • Player: This certainly seems like a hare-y situation, where did you get them all?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: I didn't, they just kept jumping out of my hat.
  • Player: What do you mean? Are you a wizard?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Wizard? No, I'm just a street magician, they call me The Disappointing Gelt. I was out here practicing my tricks and things went south quickly.
  • Player: Don't tell me, you were trying to pull a rabbit out of your hat and you accidentally pulled out hundreds?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Well... yes, some old guy gave me these magical looking stones, so I thought I'd practice my act with them.
  • The magician shows you some rune stones.
  • Player: You do know these are rune stones, they're used in actual magic.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: You're chatting rubbish... real magic doesn't exist.
  • Player: Then how did all these rabbits appear?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know, I put the runes in my hat, said the magic words 'Rabbaradoo' and stuck my hand in and felt something fuzzy. When I pulled my hand back, I was holding a rabbit.
  • Player: Mind if I take a look at your hat? I think there's more to this than meets the eye.
  • You take a look into the darkness of the magician's hat.
  • You see a glowing green portal staring back at you.
  • Player: Well Gelt, I don't know how you've done it, but it looks like you've opened a portal.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: ...
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Huh.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Please, you must help me, I beg you.
  • Player: Ah, I mean, I'm pretty busy... but I suppose I can find the time to help you.
  • You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
  • Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
  • (End of dialogue)

In the Rabbit Realm[edit | edit source]

Initial arrival[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Woah, what's happened to me?!
  • Guard: Oi you! What are you doing on this side of the portal?
  • Player: Uh! I....
  • Guard: Go report to the Duke in the castle, the greater yolk didn't tell you to return.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to the guard again[edit | edit source]

  • Guard: Why are you talking to me, go report to the Duke in the castle, the egg will find a way to deal with you.
  • (End of dialogue)

Leaving the realm and talking to Gelt again[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello Gelt, I need to go back.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Please don't dawdle, I need you to fix this before the master of my order finds out.
  • You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
  • Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
  • (End of dialogue)

The Duke of Bunbridge[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Uh hey, are you the Duke?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Shh shh, now is not your time to speak.
  • Player: Uhh...
  • Duke Rabbacio: Oh Great One, do I have to have broccoli for dinner?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Yes, Definitely.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I hates broccoli, why must it torture me.
  • Player: Uhh...
  • Duke Rabbacio: Why are they here, you didn't command it.
  • Player: What do you mean? I was told to come here.
  • Duke Rabbacio: We're not talking to you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, should I rid us of this intruder?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Ask again later.
  • Player: What is going on here, why are you talking to an egg?
  • Duke Rabbacio: The Omlettesiah feels generous today, what do you want and why are you here?
  • Player: I'm not sure, I was told to come here when I stepped out of the portal.
  • Duke Rabbacio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
  • Player: Uuh, I mean, I was told to come here... after I hopped out of the portal.
  • Duke Rabbacio: YOU CAME BACK? THE EGG DIDN'T COMMAND IT.
  • Duke Rabbacio: We need to punish them, but you have commanded me to wait...
  • Player: Who are you talking to?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Our wise ruler, the divine egg. It is our great leader.
  • Duke Rabbacio: It appeared to me one night when I was down by the coast, I have been its loyal servant ever since.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I am its voice, I give action to its words, it serves a greater good than we can understand.
  • Player: Are you talking about that egg on the table?
  • Duke Rabbacio: YOU'RE TALKING TO A POWER YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND.
  • Player: Wow... well then.
  • Player: Maybe there's someone more reasonable I can talk to.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Duke again[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time Duke Rabbacio is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, will Jessica Rabbit ever love me?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Outlook not so good.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Duke Rabbacio: The almighty egg, will my kingdom ever fall?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Concentrate and ask again.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Duke Rabbacio: My mighty yolk, do you think I'd look good in a top hat?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: As I see it, yes.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Duke Rabbacio: Oh wise one, is there a wiser ruler than I?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: My sources say no.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Duke Rabbacio: Great golden one, will I gain incredible riches this year?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Better not tell you now.
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has not talked to Paws:
    • Player: Maybe there's someone more sane I can talk to.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has talked to Paws:
    • Player: Paws is probably the best person to talk to right now.
    • (End of dialogue)

Hatching a plan[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey, do you know what's going on with the Duke?
  • Paws: It's that cursed egg.
  • Player: He does have a strange relation with it... He does know it's an inanimate object, right?
  • Paws: The Duke is a little, different, he's never been very good at making decisions.
  • Paws: But ever since this egg came along, he has let it make all the decisions for him.
  • Player: What does it do? He just seemed to ask it questions and shake it.
  • Paws: I don't know how it works, but I know it's wrong.
  • Paws: I managed to sneak in and ask it a question one night, I asked: 'Magic Egg, are we puppets to a being we cannot comprehend?', it responded with almost certainly.
  • Player: That's a very strange thing to ask a talking egg.
  • Paws: I had a couple forest carrots that night and was feeling a bit off.
  • Player: ... Uh... alright then.
  • Player: We need to do something, the magician on the other side of the por....
  • Player: I mean, who knows where that portal leads to, rabbits might be hopping to their death!
  • Paws: I agree, I've hatched a plan that could save rabbits from certain doom.
  • Player: I'm all ears.
  • Paws: We're going to make an egg similar to his one, but it only replies negatively.
  • Player: How am I going to make that? I've only got two very small paws and no thumbs.
  • Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
  • Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
  • Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
  • Paws: Good luck, if you have any more questions let me know.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Paws again before getting the items[edit | edit source]

  • Paws: How are you getting along with making the replacement egg?
  • Player: I can't remember what I needed.
  • Paws: You'll need three things: a conch shell, if you whisper into it, it will echo back whatever you say, you should be able to find one on the beach.
  • Paws: Next you'll need an egg to put it in. To make it look like the real one in his room.
  • Paws: Finally, you'll need to paint it gold. Luckily, we've done some redecorating on the top floor of the castle, you should find some paint there.
  • Paws: Good luck, if you have anymore questions let me know.
  • (End of dialogue)

Making the fake egg[edit | edit source]

Getting the conch shell[edit | edit source]

  • You take a conch shell, you need to give it a negative response.
    • Certainly not.
      • (Continues below)
    • Doubt it.
      • (Continues below)
    • Why bother.
      • (Continues below)
    • The stars say no.
      • (Continues below)
      • You whisper your response into the Conch shell.
      • Player: That should work, now I just need to put it in something.
      • (End of dialogue)

Putting it in the broken egg[edit | edit source]

  • You use your head to push the conch shell inside the broken egg.
  • You make an unpainted magic egg.
  • Player: Perfect, now I just need to match the colour with the real one and we're done.
  • (End of dialogue)

Painting the egg[edit | edit source]

  • Using your little rabbit paws, you somehow dunk the Fake Egg into the gold paint.
  • It looks exactly like the one in the Duke's room.
  • Player: Perfect, let's try this out. Magic Egg: is this plan a good idea?
  • Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
  • Player: Eggcellent, I should return to Hans, I mean Paws in the Castle.
  • (End of dialogue)

Deceiving the Duke[edit | edit source]

Returning to Paws[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello Paws, I managed to make a replacement egg.
  • Paws: Perfect and it only gives negative answers?
  • Player: Yep, I tested it myself.
  • Paws: Great, all that's left to do is the switch, you need to convince him that this egg is the real one.
  • Player: How do you suppose I do that?
  • Paws: You could get him to ask the real one if it is real and hope it says no.
  • Player: And if it says it is the real egg.
  • Paws: ...
  • Paws: -Shrugs-
  • Player: Fine, I'll see what I can do.
  • (End of dialogue)

The plan of deceit[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Your Dukeness, I've discovered a revelation!
  • Duke Rabbacio: What do they want, why can't they leave us?
  • Player: That egg on the table... it is a fake!
  • Duke Rabbacio: Don't be so foolish, of course it's real.
  • Player: How do you know? Someone could have easily swapped it out for a fake one.
  • Duke Rabbacio: That doesn't make sense, if this is a fake, how did you find the original?
  • Player: Oh, I uh, found it in a burrow underneath the castle.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Unlikely story. Since I found it, I've been watching it like a falcon.
  • Player: If you don't trust me, why don't you ask that egg?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Fine, but if you're trying to trick us, we'll dispose of you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Your magical eggness: Are you a fake version and does this coney hold the real one?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Player: -Sweating profusely- ...
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Without a doubt.
  • Duke Rabbacio: What the flying carrot!
  • Player: Phew... see, I told you it's fake.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I can't believe it, how long have I been made a fool of?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Give me the real one, we need to rid ourselves of this imposter[sic].
  • Duke Rabbacio takes the fake egg off you and swaps it with the real one.
  • Player: I'm glad we got that sorted, feel free to ensure it works properly.
  • Player: I'll uh, dispose of this one for you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Wise one: Do I have to have broccoli with my carrots tonight?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
  • Duke Rabbacio: Yes! Just what I wanted to hear, thank you for your help.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I will let you ask but one question to the great supreme.
  • Player: Oh, ghee thanks, I'm not sure what to ask, maybe...
  • Player: Egg: Should rabbits keep jumping through the strange portal that no one knows where it leads to?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
  • Duke Rabbacio: Well, that settles it, I'll send the order for all rabbits to cease jumping through the portal at once.
  • Duke Rabbacio: You may leave me, keep that fake egg and dispose of it.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I'll also let everyone know you're a good rabbit, so if they need a paw, don't hesitate to help out.
  • Player: Great! I should return to Gelt to let him know what has happened.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Duke Rabbacio again[edit | edit source]

  • Duke Rabbacio: Leave me, I have many questions to ask the mythical one.
  • The Duke brushes you off, returning his focus to the egg.
  • (End of dialogue)

Speaking to Paws again[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Somehow your plan worked.
  • Paws: Of course it would, the egg told me.
  • (End of dialogue)

Returning to Gelt[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I have returned.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Oh, please tell me you managed to do something?
  • Player: I'll be honest with you Gelt, it got a bit weird.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: What do you mean?
  • Player: Somehow, you opened a portal to a dimension, very similar to ours, but run by rabbits instead of humans.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: That's incredible...
  • Player: That's not even the weird bit! They live in a cult worshipping an egg, they ask it a question and whatever it says, they do.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: ...
  • Player: That's why they all started coming through, the Duke Rabbacio asked the egg if they should jump through and it said yes.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: What the...
  • Player: It's a lot to take in, but I've managed to stop them jumping through for now, however I couldn't close the portal.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: ...am I a god?
  • Player: What?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Have I managed to conjure an alternate dimension with my own hands...
  • Player: Hello? Gelt?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: I'm the most powerful magician that has ever lived...
  • Player: No, you're not Gelt, you've used magic that's existed for millennia.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: You have my thanks adventurer, when I return to my order, I'll report this to our leader, Magnus.
  • Player: What will you do with all these rabbits?
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Since you couldn't close the portal, I'll try usher them back in.
  • Player: Would you mind letting me return to Bunbridge? I feel I have some unfinished business.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Not a problem if you wish to return just talk to me, I'll stay for a while longer.
  • The Disappointing Gelt: Feel free to keep anything you found there as well, as a thanks from me.
  • (End of dialogue)

After completing the event[edit | edit source]

The Disappointing Gelt[edit | edit source]

  • The Disappointing Gelt: Thank you again for your help, do you wish to return to the Rabbit Realm?
    • Yes
      • You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
      • Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
      • (End of dialogue)
    • No
      • Player: No thanks, I've had enough of rabbits for now.
      • The Disappointing Gelt: So be it, I'll be contemplating my power for a little while if you change your mind.
      • (End of dialogue)

Rabbit Chef[edit | edit source]

Starting The Rabbit's Assistant[edit | edit source]

  • Rabbit Chef: What am I to do?
    • What's wrong?
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • Rabbit Chef: Oh bother, oh bother, oh bother, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the annual Egg Descendance Day tomorrow, and I should be making him a big carrot cake.
      • Rabbit Chef: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. The duke will turn me into soup! What will I do? I have 12 children to look after. Would you help me? Please?
        • I'm always happy to help a rabbit cook in distress.
          • Player: Yes, I'll help you.
          • Rabbit Chef: Oh thank you, thank you. I need a carrot, a cabbage and a cake. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
          • If the player has the items on them already:
            • Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
            • Rabbit Chef: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a carrot cake too?
            • Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a rabbit cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
            • Rabbit Chef: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
            • You hand the cook all of the ingredients.
            • Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
            • Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
            • Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
            • Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
            • Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
            • Quest complete!
          • If the player does not have the items on them already:
            • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
              • Where do I find a carrot?
                • Rabbit Chef: It's something rabbits are constantly munching on, have a look in some of the houses nearby.
                • Player: Won't they be annoyed I'm nicking their carrots?
                • Rabbit Chef: Who cares, Descendance day is far more important than their needs.
                  • (Shows previous options)
              • How about a cabbage?
                • Rabbit Chef: I normally get my cabbage from the fields, on the other side of the river.
                • Player: There are rabbit farmers too!? How cute.
                  • (Shows previous options)
              • And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
                • Rabbit Chef: That you'll have to have a nosey round for, rabbits around here are always celebrating something.
                • Player: Lots of theft in the rabbit realm...
                • Rabbit Chef: You gotta do what you gotta do.
                  • Where do I find a carrot?
                    • (Same as above)
                  • How about a cabbage?
                    • (Same as above)
                  • And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
                    • (Same as above)
                  • I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
                    • Player: I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
                    • (End of dialogue)
              • Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
                • Player: Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
                • (End of dialogue)
        • I can't right now, maybe later.
          • Player: No, I don't feel like it, maybe later.
          • Rabbit Chef: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous rabbits. Go on, hop off!
          • (End of dialogue)
    • You don't look very happy.
      • Player: You don't look very happy.
      • Rabbit Chef: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
        • What's wrong?
          • (Same as above)
        • I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
          • Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
          • Rabbit Chef: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
          • Player: Well maybe you need to take a drink...
          • Rabbit Chef: That would be nice, but the great round one has banned all consumption of Cabbage flavoured drinks.
          • Player: Hmm, why not something that doesn't taste of cabbage?
          • Rabbit Chef: Have you tried Onion beer? It's disgusting.
          • Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
          • Rabbit Chef: I know I'm doomed.
          • Player: What's wrong?
          • (Same as above)
    • Nice hat.
      • Player: Nice hat!
      • Rabbit Chef: Err thank you, it's a pretty ordinary rabbit cook's hat, really.
      • Player: Still, suits you. I didn't know rabbits could wear trousers either.
      • Rabbit Chef: It's all standard rabbit cook issue uniform...
      • Player: The whole hat, rabbit trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real rabbit cook.
      • Rabbit Chef: I am a real rabbit cook! I haven't got the time to be chatting about Rabbinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • (Same as above)

When talked to again[edit | edit source]

  • Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
  • If the player has not found any items yet:
    • Player: I haven't got all of [sic] items yet, I'm still looking.
    • Rabbit Chef: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
    • You still need to get:
      A carrot. A cabbage. A cake.
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has found some items:
    • Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
    • Depends on which items the player has:
      • Player: Here's one carrot.
      • Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
      • Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
    • Rabbit Chef: Thanks for ingredients you have got so far, please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
    • You still need to get:
      [remaining item(s)]
    • I'll get right on it.
      • Player: I'll hop to it.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Can you remind me how to find these things again?
      • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
      • (Same as above)
  • If the player has the remaining item(s):
    • Depends on which items the player has:
      • Player: Here's one carrot.
      • Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
      • Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
    • Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
    • Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
    • Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
    • Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
    • Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
    • Quest complete!

Father Buckerek[edit | edit source]

  • Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
    • Church of the egg?
      • Player: What do you mean egg?
      • Father Buckerek: Surely you've heard of the almighty egg?
      • Father Buckerek: The one who guides us through such troubled times.
      • Father Buckerek: The Duke is his voice and he is the commander, he will lead us to eternal happiness.
        • Oh, THAT egg...
          • Player: Oh, THAT egg..
          • Father Buckerek: There... is only one egg...
          • Player: Yeah... I, uh, thought you said something else.
          • (End of dialogue)
        • Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
          • Player: Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
          • Father Buckerek: ...
          • Father Buckerek: That's... strange.
          • Father Buckerek: I thought things not from this world were all... You know. Slime and tentacles.
            • You don't understand. This is an online game!
              • Player: You don't understand. This is an online game!
              • Father Buckerek: I... beg your pardon?
              • Player: Never mind.
              • (End of dialogue)
            • I am - do you like my disguise?
              • Player: I am - do you like my disguise?
              • Father Buckerek: Aargh! Avaunt foul creature from another dimension! Avaunt! Begone in the name of the Egg!
              • Player: Ok, ok, I was only joking...
              • (End of dialogue)
    • Nice place you've got here.
      • Player: Nice place you've got here.
      • Father Buckerek: It is, isn't it? It was built over 230 years ago.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has not completed the Restless Goat yet:
      • I'm looking for a quest!
        • Player: I'm looking for a quest!
        • If the player has not finished the main Easter event yet:
          • Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me, but the Duke told me not to mingle with you.
          • Player: Maybe I should come back after I've finished with the Duke.
          • (End of dialogue)
        • If the player has finished the main Easter event:
        • (Same as below)

Starting The Restless Goat[edit | edit source]

  • Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
    • Church of the egg?
      • (Same as above)
    • Nice place you've got here.
      • (Same as above)
    • I'm looking for a quest!
      • Player: I'm looking for a quest!
      • Father Buckerek: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me.
        • Ok, let me help then.
          • Player: Ok, let me help then.
          • Father Buckerek: Thank you, the problem is, uh...well...there's a goat haunting my graveyard.
          • Player: Goat? Don't you mean ghost?
          • Father Buckerek: Well yes and no, it's a ghost goat.
          • Player: Sounds like you have a restless goat problem!
          • Father Buckerek: Now is not the time for jokes, are you going to help me or not?
          • Player: Yeah might as well, I'll go take a look.
          • Father Buckerek: Thank you friend, be safe out there.
          • (End of dialogue)
        • Sorry, I don't have time right now
          • Player: Sorry, I don't have time right now.
          • Father Buckerek: Oh well. If you do have some spare time on your paws, come back and talk to me.
          • (End of dialogue)

When talked to again after accepting the quest[edit | edit source]

  • Father Buckerek: Welcome to the church of the egg.
    • Church of the egg?
      • (Same as above)
    • Nice place you've got here.
      • (Same as above)
    • Ask about the ghost.
      • Player: What did you ask me to do again?
      • Father Buckerek: I need you to rid me of the ghost goat that is haunting my graveyard.
      • Player: Got it, I'll get back to it.
      • (End of dialogue)

Interacting with the grave[edit | edit source]

  • Here lies Viktor, the goat, gone but not forgotten.
  • The ground beneath the gravestone looks disturbed.
  • Inspect the grave closer?
    • Yes.
      • Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah! Baaaaah!
      • Player: Aaah! It's a ghost goat!
      • Restless Goat: Baaaaaaah!
      • Player: Aww, poor goat, I don't think it meant to scare me.
      • Restless Goat: Baah?
      • Player: If only I had a goat speak amulet...
      • You notice the ghost goat is missing one of its horns.
      • Player: Hmm, one of your horns is missing...
      • Restless Goat: Baaah! Baaaaah!
      • Player: It seems like it wants me to help recover its lost horn...
      • The ghost goat seems very excited when you mention its lost horn.
      • Player: Hmm, how am I going to find this goat's horn?
      • Restless Goat: Baaaaaah!!!
      • The ghost goat buttss the wall, I think he's pointing east...
      • Player: Alright then, I'll go have a look...that way...

(End of dialogue)

    • No.

(End of dialogue)

Giving the broken goat horn back[edit | edit source]

  • You take the broken goat horn.
  • Player: Hello my goat friend, I have brought you a gift.
  • Restless Goat: Baaaah!
  • You show the ghost goat the horn.
  • Restless Goat: Baaaah! Baaaaaaah! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • Player: I think this might be the right one.
  • You bury the horn with the rest of the goat skeleton.

Other event-related dialogue[edit | edit source]

Bartender[edit | edit source]

  • Bartender: Hullo there friend, what can I do you for?
    • Do you sell beer?
      • Player: Do you sell beer?
      • Bartender: Aye, we do.
      • Player: Could I get one?
      • Bartender: Nope, sorry [laddie/lassie].
      • Player: Why not?
      • Bartender: The egg's order, I only have cabbage beer and I'm not allowed to sell it anymore.
      • Bartender: Can't you see by my lack of customers?
      • Player: I just thought no one wanted to come in.
      • Bartender: Get out me pub!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Nice pub you've got here.
      • Player: This is a nice pub you've got here.
      • Bartender: Aye, it is.
      • Player: How long has it been around?
      • Bartender: Oh not too long, use to be a house, but I demolished it with me bare paws and rebuilt it as a pub.
      • Player: You demolished the house? Was anyone living there?
      • Bartender: Nope, been empty for quite a while.
      • Player: Oh... what an interesting story.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Just browsing, thanks.
      • Player: No thank you, I'm just browsing.
      • Bartender: What do you mean browsing? This is a pub, not a carrot market.
      • Player: Sorry, I just wanted to have a look.
      • Bartender: I've a half mind to bar you from me pub right now if you don't leave.
      • (End of dialogue)

Farmer Maggot[edit | edit source]

  • If the player is not carrying any cabbages:
    • Farmer Maggot: Watch yourself, don't trample on any of me cabbages or I'll thump ya.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player is carrying a cabbage:
    • Farmer Maggot: Oi, what are you doing with my cabbage! Give it back!
    • Farmer Maggot: I better not see you with my cabbages again!
    • Farmer Maggot takes the cabbage(s) back.
    • (End of dialogue)

Rabbits north of the Bunbridge General Store[edit | edit source]

  • Rabbit 1: Isn't this wonderful, coming out here and looking out over the sea.
  • Rabbit 2: I could stay here with you forever...
  • They look a little pre-occupied.
  • (End of dialogue)

Rid[edit | edit source]

  • Rid: Sorry I can't let you through, find some bunny else to bother, I'm busy.
  • (End of dialogue)

Shop keeper[edit | edit source]

  • Shop keeper: Can I help you at all?
    • Yes please. What are you selling?
    • No thanks.
      • Player: No thanks.
      • (End of dialogue)

Various bunnies around the island[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time rabbit is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Hello fellow bunny, how's it hanging?
    • Rabbit: Hello friend, no time to talk, the early rabbit gets the carrot as they say.
    • Player: Hop along then.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: Hey.
    • The rabbit starts sniffing you.
    • Player: ...
    • The rabbit keeps sniffing you.
    • Player: I'm going to go.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Player: Hi there.
    • Rabbit: I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
    • Player: You seem to be having an eggsistential crisis.
    • Rabbit: You're not funny, it's rabbits like you that give us a bad name.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: Hello friend, would you like to hear a joke?
    • Player: Not really.
    • Rabbit: What's a rabbit's favorite[sic] dance style?
    • Player: ...
    • Rabbit: Hip-Hop!
    • You hear the distant sound of a drum set going off.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 6
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: Fellow rabbit...
    • Player: What are you up to?
    • Rabbit: I'm just pondering.
    • Player: About what?
    • Rabbit: Did the Wise Old Rabbit ever tell you about Duke Harrous the dumb.
    • Player: No, I don't think he did?
    • Rabbit: Hmph, not a story he would ever tell you, it's a rabbit legend, but perhaps another time.
    • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
    • (End of dialogue)