Dialogue for Alice the Camel

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Dialogue 2
        • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (End of dialogue)
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • (End of dialogue)

Dialogue whilst wearing a camulet[edit | edit source]

  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • Alice the Camel: Are you serious?
    • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
    • Alice the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
    • Alice the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
    • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 2
        • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (Continues below)
    • Alice the Camel: What did you say?
    • Player: Nothing, nothing.
    • Alice the Camel: Well, don't interrupt me, I've got work to do.
    • Player: Really? What sort of work?
    • Alice the Camel: I'm participating in the construction of a shopping and sales extravaganza!
    • Player: ...What?
    • Alice the Camel: My masters have me hauling boxes around. There's not much to do at the moment, though.
    • Player: Are your masters those men called Ali?
    • Alice the Camel: Yes, that's them. They're traders working for Ali Morrisane.
    • Player: So, what's it like working for your masters?
    • Alice the Camel: It's hard work sometimes, but it could be worse.
    • Alice the Camel: I heard about a pair of camels back in Pollnivneach who were poisoned!
    • Alice the Camel: They say someone put spicy sauce in their food.
    • Player: Really? That's very cruel of whoever did it.
    • Alice the Camel: I sincerely hope whoever did it was punished. Do they have no compassion for camels?
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • (End of dialogue)