Dialogue for Alyssa

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello!
  • Alyssa: Hello, if you've something important to tell me, be out with it! I'm a busy woman.
    • Just making small talk.
      • Player: Just making small talk.
      • Alyssa: How very nice of you. However, I'm sure there are less busy people who'd love to chat.
      • Player: Oh, okay.
      • Alyssa: Chin up love and go adventure, that's what you lot do right?
      • Player: I suppose we do, bye!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Alyssa: I'm Alyssa the housekeeper and this castle needs constant attention! I've enough trouble with the guards messing up my carpets without you adding to the problem.
      • Player: Hmm, yeah sorry about that. Speaking of carpets, ever thought how strange that there are carpets beneath the stairs?
      • Alyssa: It's cut to fit! If I had a gold piece for everytime I was asked that question!
      • Player: Sure... Cut to fit... Not an oversight at all.
      • Alyssa: Alright, believe what you like. I've a castle to clean.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Bye.
      • Player: Bye.
      • (End of dialogue)

Using Kharedst's memoirs on her[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Are you the Alyssa this entry mentions?
  • You show her 'A Dark Disposition'.
  • Alyssa: Ah, I suppose I am.
  • Player: Got anything to say about it?
  • Alyssa: Why should I tell you anything? There are private matters of a late royal family! It wouldn't be proper to divulge such information to an adventurer like you.
    • If players haven't added all six missing pages of the memoir:
      • Player: ...Most people don't know when to stop sharing. I guess you have a point though.
      • Alyssa: Yes, I do indeed. Off with you, I've had my fair share of nosy adventurers for one day.
      • Player: Alright, sorry for disturbing you. Bye.
      • Alyssa: Bye.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If players have added all six missing pages of the memoir added to it:
      • Player: ...Most people don't know when to stop sharing. It's probably worth mentioning that I've found all entries of this memoir.
      • Alyssa: Yes, how did you come across this? I'm fairly certain it was destroyed... At least, I recall seeing a man removing the pages...
      • Player: Honestly, I've never really questioned it. I do things for people and they give me things.
      • Alyssa: Well, I suppose if you've already nosily rifled through the princesses personal memoirs, I can tell you a little more.
      • Player: Fantastic! I've got to say, there's some great little gems in this old book. I think I'm unravelling a great mystery!
      • Alyssa: Well, if I were you I'd keep shush on the whole matter.
      • Player: How come?
      • Alyssa: You must be new here. When the king died, everyone assumed the princess would take the throne when she came of age.
      • Player: But the council kept control...
      • Alyssa: Indeed, and poor young Rose was shipped off and labelled as crazy.
      • Alyssa: I do very much miss her, but one can't change the past.
      • Player: What if I were to say she's still out there! Read this entry that I found hidden within a secret part of the memoir.
      • Alyssa: I'm sorry adventurer, but what does this prove exactly? For all you know someone else wrote this to mislead you.
      • Player: Ah, you do make a good point...
      • Alyssa: If she did write this I'm afraid to say she must be mad after all.
      • Player: What makes you say that?
      • Alyssa: Are all adventurers as dense as you? If you were in danger, do you really think leaving a hidden message in an old lost book for any stranger to pick up is the best way to get help?
      • Player: It's certainly peculiar, but it should be investigated regardless. Y'know, just in case...
      • Alyssa: Alright, spring the trap! Don't come crying to me when it all turns sour.
      • Player: Don't you worry! I'm a brave adventurer with a damsel in distress to rescue! This is my bread and butter.
      • Alyssa: Yes, yes, of course. Well, I'd be glad to hear of her being safe but perhaps you should heed the warning.
      • Player: Which warning?
      • Alyssa: Tread carefully.
      • Player: Oh, of course! Thanks for chatting with me Alyssa, I'll see you around.
      • Alyssa: Farewell.
      • (End of dialogue)