Dialogue for Boulder

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

During Making Friends with My Arm[edit | edit source]

  • Boulder: What you want, human? You not coming in. Weiss is troll town - humans not welcome.
  • Player: My Arm has come to make friends with you.
    • Boulder: Boulder not sure exactly what you offering, human, but it not sound like something Boulder want to happen.
    • Player: But My Arm's come a very long way for this, and he's very excited about what he can teach you.
    • Boulder: Boulder still not sure what you offering, human, but you definitely not doing it in here. Go away!
  • Player: Wolfbone's sent My Arm from the Troll Stronghold.
    • Boulder: Human arm might taste good, maybe, so if Wolfbone sent your arm as a snack, we happy to take it an' eat it.
    • Player: I'm not letting you eat my arm.
    • Boulder: Urgh - human arm attached to human body with human mouth what keep talking an' talking. Shut up and' go away.
  • Player: You only need to let My Arm in, not me.
    • Boulder: Human sound confused about how body work. See, mortal body is intrinsic part of mortal being. It not like we got our souls floating up in da sky controlling bodies like puppets.
    • Boulder: We mortal beings - troll, human, goat - we are our bodies, and our bodies are us. You human got dumb ideas 'bout mind/body dualism.
    • Boulder: Anyway, Boulder not here to talk ontological distinction between mind an' matter, especially with dumb human who not know what his/her arm is. So push off.
  • Player: I'll be back!

After Making Friends with My Arm[edit | edit source]

  • Boulder: Hey, friend of Snowflake!
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Boulder: We met at entry gate, remember? Boulder sent you away, 'cos we not trust humans here in Weiss, an' also you sound crazy. But you our friend now, an' you always welcome.
      • Boulder: Boulder used to guard entry gate, but now Snowflake trusted Boulder with important farming job. Much more fun.
      • Boulder: Boulder gotta grow goutweed for tribe, an' also make sure your herbs stay healthy. Snowflake's husband troll very strict on it.
        • (Shows other options)
    • Tell me about this place.
      • Player: Tell me about this place.
      • Boulder: This here is Weiss. Trolls built it years ago, after we got kicked out from caves further south. Now Weiss is our home.
      • Boulder: It great here, now Snowflake an' her husband troll taught us goutweed farming. Food so much better now.
        • (Shows other options)
    • Do you like it here?
      • Player: Do you like it here?
      • Boulder: Eh, it kinda rough, but it getting better. Snowflake, she taught us goutweed farming. Goat, wolf, human all taste so much nicer with goutweed in.
      • Boulder: So yeah, Weiss is good place to live, now Snowflake in charge. All trolls like Snowflake. Her husband troll kinda weird, but that not our problem.
        • (Shows other options)
    • I'll be off.
      • Player: I'll be off.
      • (End of dialogue)