Dialogue for Carl

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: What ales are you serving?
  • Carl: We serve Crombwick's finest Bloody Bracer, that is all.
  • Player: Sounds rough, how much?
  • Carl: 99 of you finest coins.
    • Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
      • Player: Alright, one Bloody Bracer, if that's all you have.
        • If players have less than 99 coins:
          • Carl: I said 99 coins! You haven't got 99 coins!
          • Player: Sorry, I'll come back another day.
          • (End of dialogue)
        • If players have at least 99 coins:
            • Player: Thanks, Carl.
          • (End of dialogue)
    • 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
      • Player: 99 coins? That's ridiculous!
      • Carl: What can I say? The ingredients are locally sourced so it's high quality, I promise.
      • Player: Well, I guess I shouldn't shoot the messenger.
      • Carl: So...
      • (Shows other options)
    • What can you tell me about this town?
      • Player: What can you tell me about this town?
      • Carl: I've not been here long myself, so I'm afraid I may not be of much help.
      • Player: What happened to the previous barkeep?
      • Carl: Oh, he had to leave.
      • Player: How come?
      • Carl: Scared of turning.
      • Player: Turning?
      • Carl: Yes, into a sleeper.
      • Player: Oh right! You see, for a second there I thought you were talking about vampyres.
      • Carl: Ha ha! We, err, don't see many of those types around here. No, no, not at all.
      • Player: If you say so.
      • Carl: I do. So...
      • (Shows other options)
    • Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
      • Player: Actually, I'm no longer thirsty.
      • Carl: Oh, the red thirst will be upon you soon.
      • Player: Excuse me?
      • Carl: Just a jest, traveller.
      • Player: Oh.
      • (End of dialogue)