Transcript of Cook's Assistant

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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook (Lumbridge) and the player.

Talking to the Cook[edit | edit source]

  • Cook: What am I to do?
    • What's wrong?
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • Cook: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the Duke's birthday today, and I should be making him a lovely big birthday cake.
      • Cook: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. He'll sack me! What will I do? I have four children and a goat to look after. Would you help me? Please?
        • I'm always happy to help a cook in distress.
          • Player: Yes, I'll help you.
          • Cook: Oh thank you, thank you. I need milk, an egg and flour. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
            • If the player already has the necessary items:
              • Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
              • Cook: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a cake too?
              • Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
              • Cook: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
              • Cook: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
              • Player: So do I get to go to the Duke's Party?
              • Cook: I'm afraid not, only the big cheeses get to dine with the Duke.
              • Player: Well, maybe one day I'll be important enough to sit on the Duke's table.
              • Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.
              • (End of dialogue)
            • If the player doesn't have the necessary items:
              • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
                • Where do I find some flour?
                  • Cook: There is a Mill fairly close, go North and then West. Mill Lane Mill is just off the road to Draynor. I usually get my flour from there.
                    • If the player has an empty pot with them:
                      • Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller. Make sure you take a pot with you for the flour though, you've got one on you already.
                      • (Shows other options)
                    • If the player does not have an empty pot with them:
                      • Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller. Make sure you take a pot with you for the flour though, there should be one on the table in here.
                      • (Shows other options)
                • How about milk?
                  • Cook: There is a cattle field on the other side of the river, just across the road from the Groats' Farm.
                  • Cook: Talk to Gillie Groats, she looks after the Dairy cows - she'll tell you everything you need to know about milking cows!
                    • If the player has an empty bucket with them:
                      • Cook: You'll need an empty bucket for the milk itself. The general store just north of the castle will sell you one for a couple of coins.
                      • (Shows other options)
                    • If the player does not have an empty bucket with them:
                      • Cook: You'll need an empty bucket for the milk itself. I do see you've got a bucket with you already luckily!
                      • (Shows other options)
                • And eggs? Where are they found?
                  • Cook: I normally get my eggs from the Groats' farm, on the other side of the river.
                  • Cook: But any chicken should lay eggs.
                    • Where do I find some flour?
                      • (Same as above)
                    • How about milk?
                      • (Same as above)
                    • And eggs? Where are they found?
                      • (Same as above)
                    • I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
                      • (End of dialogue)
                • Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
                  • (End of dialogue)
        • I can't right now, Maybe later.
          • Player: No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later.
          • Cook: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous beasts. Go on your merry way!
          • (End of dialogue)
    • Can you make me a cake?
      • Player: You're a cook, why don't you bake me a cake?
      • Cook: *sniff* Don't talk to me about cakes...
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • (Same as above)
    • You don't look very happy.
      • Player: You don't look very happy.
      • Cook: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
        • What's wrong?
          • (Same as above)
        • I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
          • Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
          • Cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
          • Player: Well maybe you need to take a holiday...
          • Cook: That would be nice, but the Duke doesn't allow holidays for core staff.
          • Player: Hmm, why not run away to the sea and start a new life as a Pirate?
          • Cook: My wife gets sea sick, and I have an irrational fear of eyepatches. I don't see it working myself.
          • Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
          • Cook: I know I'm doomed.
          • Player: What's wrong?
          • (Same as above)
    • Nice hat!
      • Player: Nice hat!
      • Cook: Err thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really.
      • Player: Still, suits you. The trousers are pretty special too.
      • Cook: Its all standard cook's issue uniform...
      • Player: The whole hat, apron, stripey trousers ensemble - it works. It make you looks like a real cook.
      • Cook: I am a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about Culinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
      • Player: What's wrong?
      • (Same as above)

Talking to the Cook again[edit | edit source]

  • Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
    • If the player has not obtained anything yet:
      • Player: I haven't got any of them yet, I'm still looking.
      • Cook: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
        • I'll get right on it.
          • (End of dialogue)
        • Can you remind me how to find these things again?
          • Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
          • (Same as above)
    • If the player has the ingredients:
      • Player: Here's a bucket of milk.
      • Player: Here's a pot of flour.
      • Player: Here's a fresh egg.
        • If the player has not brought all the ingredients:
          • Cook: Thanks for ingredients you have got so far, please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
          • (Shows other options)
        • If the player has brought all the ingredients:
          • Cook: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
          • Player: So do I get to go to the Duke's Party?
          • Cook: I'm afraid not, only the big cheeses get to dine with the Duke.
          • Player: Well, maybe one day I'll be important enough to sit on the Duke's table.
          • Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.
          • (End of dialogue)