Dialogue for Del-Monty

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Del-Monty: Hello, no-fur. What are you doing in my mistress's garden?
    • Looking for sq'irks.
      • Player: Looking for sq'irks.
      • Del-Monty: If it's sq'irks you're after then you've come to the right place. We've got four seasons' worth of them.
      • Player: I've a couple of questions.
      • Del-Monty: I'd be happy to help a friend of the feline.
      • Player: What do you mean?
      • Del-Monty: The Sphinx gave you that amulet, so she must hold you in high regard.
      • Player: If I remember correctly, it was the High Priest of Sophanem who gave it to me.
      • Del-Monty: He and the Sphinx are as thick as thieves, but regardless, I think you've a bit of a cat feel about you.
      • Del-Monty: Now what are these questions?
        • What are the creatures inside the gardens?
          • Player: What are the creatures inside the gardens?
          • Del-Monty: Oh, you mean the gardeners?
          • Player: The strange, floaty creatures.
          • Del-Monty: Yes, the gardeners. Don't let them see you or they'll teleport you out here. They're very protective of their crops.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • How do you get into the seasonal gardens?
          • Player: How do you get into the seasonal gardens?
          • Del-Monty: I get in through gaps in the hedge. You are a little too big to squeeze through. I think you'll have to use the gates.
          • Del-Monty: I think the gates are locked, so you'll have to have good Thieving skills to get in.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • How is it that the gardens are in different seasons?
          • Player: How is it that the gardens are in different seasons?
          • Del-Monty: How did you get here?
          • Player: Magic?
          • Del-Monty: Exactly. The Sorceress likes to have a good supply of in-season sq'irks and herbs at all times.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • How do I get out of here?
          • Player: How do I get out of here?
          • Del-Monty: Take a drink from the fountain.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
    • Talking to cats.
      • Player: Talking to cats.
      • Del-Monty: A noble and rewarding past-time.
        • How did you get here?
          • Player: How did you get here?
          • Del-Monty: Every time I play with spiders in the Sorceress's house, her silly apprentice completely freaks out and teleports me here!
          • Player: So you've been stuck here since?
          • Del-Monty: No, silly! I drink from the fountain whenever I want to leave.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • What are you doing here?
          • Player: What are you doing here?
          • Del-Monty: I get this strange urge for sq'irks. It's quite peculiar. I think I may be addicted.
          • Player: I think I know someone else who may be in a similar position.
          • Del-Monty: Don't tell me. Osman, right?
          • Player: You know him too?
          • Del-Monty: Oh, he used to come here all the time. Then one day, he just stopped.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • Who are you?
          • Player: Who are you?
          • Del-Monty: Del-Monty the cat, at your service.
          • Player: Are you a famous adventurer who was turned into a cat by a vindictive mage?
          • Del-Monty: No; as I said, I'm Del-Monty the cat, connoisseur of exotic fruits.
          • Player: In that case, can you tell me anything about sq'irks?
          • Del-Monty: But of course! Their juice is an excellent source of energy for runners, and in the riper varieties they are known to heighten one's Thieving abilities.
            • Thanks, I have another question though.
              • Player: Thanks, I have another question though.
                • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
            • Thanks for your help.
              • Player: Thanks for your help.
              • (End of dialogue)
    • Nothing much.
      • Player: Nothing much.
      • Del-Monty: Yawn! Nice talking to you then, no-fur.
      • (End of dialogue)