Dialogue for Donie

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Donie: Hello there, can I help you?
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time Donie is spoken to:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Where am I?
          • Player: Where am I?
          • Donie: This is the town of Lumbridge my friend.
          • (Shows previous options)
      • Dialogue 2
        • What's up?
          • Player: What's up?
          • Donie: I assume the sky is up..
          • Player: You assume?
          • Donie: Yeah, unfortunately I don't seem to be able to look up.
          • (End of dialogue)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Do you have anything of value which I can have?
          • Player: Do you have anything of value which I can have?
          • Donie: Are you asking for free stuff?
          • Player: Well... er... yes.
          • Donie: No I do not have anything I can give you. If I did have anything of value I wouldn't want to give it away.
          • (Shows previous options)
      • Dialogue 4
        • How are you today?
          • Player: How are you today?
          • Donie: Aye, not too bad thank you. Lovely weather in Gielinor this fine day.
          • Player: Weather?
          • Donie: Yes weather, you know.
          • Donie: The state or condition of the atmosphere at a time and place, with respect to variables such as temperature, moisture, wind velocity, and barometric pressure.
          • Player: ...
          • Donie: Not just a pretty face eh? Ha ha ha.
          • (End of dialogue)
    • Are there any quests I can do here?
      • Player: Do you know of any quests I can do?
      • Donie: What kind of quest are you looking for?
        • I fancy a bit of a fight, anything dangerous?
          • Player: I fancy a bit of a fight, anything dangerous?
          • Donie: Hmm.. dangerous you say? What sort of creatures are you looking to fight?
            • Big scary demons!
              • Player: Big scary demons!
              • Donie: You are a brave soul indeed.
              • Donie: Now that you mention it, I heard a rumour about a gypsy in Varrock who is rambling about some kind of greater evil.. sounds demon-like if you ask me.
              • Donie: Perhaps you could check it out if you are as brave as you say?
              • Before completing Demon Slayer:
                • Player: Thanks for the tip, perhaps I will.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Demon Slayer:
                • Player: I've already killed the demon Delrith. He was merely a stain on my sword when I was finished with him!
                • Donie: Well done! However I'm sure if you search around the world you will find more challenging foes to slay.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Vampyres!
              • Player: Vampyres!
              • Donie: Ha ha. I personally don't believe in such things. However, there is a man in Draynor Village who has been scaring the village folk with stories of vampyres.
              • Donie: He's named Morgan and can be found in one of the village houses. Perhaps you could see what the matter is?
              • Before completing Vampyre Slayer:
                • Player: Thanks for the tip.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Vampyre Slayer:
                • Player: Oh I have already killed that nasty blood-sucking vampyre. Draynor will be safe now.
                • Donie: Yeah, yeah of course you did. Everyone knows vampyres are not real....
                • Player: What! I did slay the beast..I really did.
                • Donie: You're not fooling anyone you know.
                • Player: ..Huh.. But... Hey! I did... believe what you like.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Small.. something small would be good.
              • Player: Small.. something small would be good.
              • Donie: Small? Small isn't really that dangerous though is it?
              • Player: Yes it can be! There could be anything from an evil chicken to a poisonous spider. They attack in numbers you know!
              • Donie: Yes ok, point taken. Speaking of small monsters, I hear old Wizard Mizgog in the wizards' tower has just had all his beads taken by a gang of mischievous imps.
              • Donie: Sounds like it could be a quest for you?
              • Before completing Imp Catcher:
                • Player: Thanks for your help.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Imp Catcher:
                • Player: Yes I know of Mizgog and have already helped him with his imp problem. It took me ages to find those beads!
                • Donie: Imps will be imps!
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Maybe another time.
              • Player: Maybe another time.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • Something easy please, I'm new here.
          • Player: Something easy please, I'm new here.
          • Donie: I can tell you about plenty of small easy tasks.
          • Donie: The Lumbridge cook has been having problems, the Duke is confused over some strange rocks and on top of all that, poor lad Romeo in Varrock has girlfriend problems.
            • The Lumbridge cook.
              • Player: Tell me about the Lumbridge cook.
              • Donie: It's funny really, the cook would forget his head if it wasn't screwed on. This time he forgot to get ingredients for the Duke's birthday cake.
              • Donie: Perhaps you could help him? You will probably find him in the Lumbridge Castle kitchen.
              • Before completing Cook's Assistant:
                • missing dialogue
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Cook's Assistant:
                • Player: I have already helped the cook in Lumbridge.
                • Donie: Oh yes, so you have. I am sure the Duke will be pleased.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • The Duke's strange stones.
              • Player: Tell me about the Duke's strange stones.
              • Donie: Well the Duke of Lumbridge has found a strange stone that no one seems to understand. Perhaps you could help him? You can probably find him upstairs in Lumbridge Castle.
              • Before completing Rune Mysteries:
                • Player: Sounds mysterious. I may just do that. Thanks.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Rune Mysteries:
                • Player: Yes, I have already solved the Rune mysteries.
                • Donie: Ah excellent. Thank you very much adventurer.
                  • (End of dialogue)
            • Romeo and his girlfriend.
              • Player: Tell me about Romeo and his girlfriend please.
              • Donie: Romeo in Varrock needs help with finding his beloved Juliet, you may be able to help him out.
              • Donie: Unless of course you manage to find Juliet first in which case she has probably lost Romeo.
              • Before completing Romeo & Juliet:
                • Player: Right, ok. Romeo is in Varrock?
                • Donie: Yes you can't miss him, he's wandering aimlessly in the square.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Romeo & Juliet:
                • Player: Oh yes, I've already helped Romeo in the best possible way I can...
                • Donie: Really?
                • Player: Yup.
                • Donie: ...How?
                • Player: He thinks Juliet is dead...
                • Donie: Well.. ok.. well done... I think...
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Maybe another time.
              • Player: (Same as above)
              • (End of dialogue)
        • I'm a thinker rather than fighter, anything skill oriented?
          • Player: I'm a thinker rather than fighter, anything skill orientated?
          • Donie: Skills play a big part when you want to progress in knowledge throughout Gielinor. I know of a few skill- related quests that can get you started.
          • Donie: You may be able to help out Fred the farmer who is in need of someones crafting expertise.
          • Donie: Or, there's always Doric the dwarf who needs an errand running for him?
            • Fred the farmer.
              • Player: Tell me about Fred the farmer please.
              • Donie: You can find Fred next to the field of sheep in Lumbridge. Perhaps you should go and speak with him.
              • Before completing Sheep Shearer:
                • Player: Thanks, maybe I will.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Sheep Shearer:
                • Player: I have already helped Fred the farmer. I sheared his sheep and made 20 balls of wool for him.
                • Player: He wouldn't let me kill his chickens though.
                • Donie: Lumbridge chickens do make good target practice.
                • Donie: You will have to wait until he isn't looking.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Doric the dwarf.
              • Player: Tell me about Doric the dwarf.
              • Donie: Doric the dwarf is located north of Falador. He might be able to help you with smithing. You should speak to him. He may let you use his anvils.
              • Before completing Doric's Quest:
                • Player: Thanks for the tip.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Doric's Quest:
                • Player: Yes, I've been to see Doric already. He was happy to let me use his anvils after I ran a small errand for him.
                • Donie: Oh good, Thank you [Player name]!
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Maybe another time.
              • Player: (Same as above)
              • (End of dialogue)
        • I want to do all kinds of things, do you know of anything like that?
          • Player: I want to do all kinds of things, do you know of anything like that?
          • Donie: Of course I do. Gielinor is a huge place you know, now let me think...
          • Donie: Hetty the witch in Rimmington might be able to offer help in the ways of magical abilities..
          • Donie: Also, pirates are currently docked in Port Sarim, Where pirates are, treasure is never far away...
          • Donie: Or you could go help out Ernest who got lost in Draynor Manor, spooky place that.
            • Hetty the Witch.
              • Player: Tell me about Hetty the witch.
              • Donie: Hetty the witch can be found in Rimmington, south of Falador. She's currently working on some new potions. Perhaps you could give her a hand? She might be able to offer help with your magical abilities.
              • Before completing Witch's Potion:
                • Player: Ok thanks, let's hope she doesn't turn me into a potato or something..
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Witch's Potion:
                • Player: Yes, I have already been to see Hetty, she gave me super cosmic powers after I helped out with her potion! I could probably destroy you with a single thought!
                • Donie: Did she really?
                • Player: No not really...
                • Donie: Right.....
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Pirate's treasure.
              • Player: Tell me about Pirate's Treasure.
              • Donie: RedBeard Frank in Port Sarim's bar, the Rusty Anchor might be able to tell you about the rumored treasure that is buried somewhere in Gielinor.
              • Before completing Pirate's Treasure:
                • Player: Sounds adventurous, I may have to check that out. Thank you.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Pirate's Treasure:
                • Player: Yarr! I already found the booty!
                • Donie: Yarr indeed my friend. A most excellent find.
                • Player: Yarr!
                • Donie: Yarrr!
                • Player: YARRR!
                • Donie: Right, that's enough of that!
                • Player: ..Sorry.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Ernest and Draynor Manor.
              • Player: Tell me about Ernest please.
              • Donie: The best place to start would be at the gate to Draynor Manor. There you will find Veronica who will be able to tell you more.
              • Donie: I suggest you tread carefully in that place; it's haunted.
              • Before completing Earnest the Chicken:
                • Player: Sounds like fun. I've never been to a Haunted Manor before.
                • (End of dialogue)
              • After completing Earnest the Chicken:
                • Player: Yeah, I found Ernest already. Professor Oddenstein had turned him into a chicken!
                • Donie: A chicken!?
                • Player: Yeah a chicken. It could have been worse though.
                • Donie: Very true, poor guy.
                • (End of dialogue)
            • Maybe another time.
              • Player: (Same as above)
        • Maybe another time.
          • Player: (Same as above)
      • A random dialogue will be selected every time Donie is spoken to:
        • Dialogue 1
          • Can I buy your stick?
            • Player: Can I buy your stick?
            • Donie: It's not a stick! I'll have you know it's a very powerful staff!
            • Player: Really? Show me what it can do!
            • Donie: Um..It's a bit low on power at the moment..
            • Player: It's a stick isn't it?
            • Donie: ...Ok it's a stick.. But only while I save up for a staff. Zaff in Varrock square sells them in his shop.
            • Player: Well good luck with that.
            • (End of dialogue)
        • Dialogue 2
          • Where can I get a haircut like yours?
            • Player: Where can I get a haircut like yours?
            • Donie: Yes, it does look like you need a hairdresser.
            • Player: Oh thanks!
            • Donie: No problem. The hairdresser in Falador will probably be able to sort you out.
            • Donie: The Lumbridge general store sells useful maps if you don't know the way.
            • (End of dialogue)
        • Dialogue 3
          • Your shoe lace is untied.
            • Player: Your shoe lace is untied.
            • Donie: No it's not!
            • Player: No you're right. I have nothing to back that up.
            • Donie: Fool! Leave me alone!
            • (End of dialogue)