Dialogue for Duke Rabbacio

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

Finding the Duke[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Uh hey, are you the Duke?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Shh shh, now is not your time to speak.
  • Player: Uhh...
  • Duke Rabbacio: Oh Great One, do I have to have broccoli for dinner?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Yes, Definitely.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I hates[sic] broccoli, why must it torture me.
  • Player: Uhh...
  • Duke Rabbacio: Why are they here, you didn't command it.
  • Player: What do you mean? I was told to come here.
  • Duke Rabbacio: We're not talking to you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, should I rid us of this intruder?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Ask again later.
  • Player: What is going on here, why are you talking to an egg?
  • Duke Rabbacio: The Omlettesiah feels generous today, what do you want and why are you here?
  • Player: I'm not sure, I was told to come here when I stepped out of the portal.
  • Duke Rabbacio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
  • Player: Uuh, I mean, I was told to come here... after I hopped out of the portal.
  • Duke Rabbacio: YOU CAME BACK? THE EGG DIDN'T COMMAND IT.
  • Duke Rabbacio: We need to punish them, but you have commanded me to wait...
  • Player: Who are you talking to?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Our wise ruler, the divine egg. It is our great leader.
  • Duke Rabbacio: It appeared to me one night when I was down by the coast, I have been its loyal servant ever since.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I am its voice, I give action to its words, it serves a greater good than we can understand.
  • Player: Are you talking about that egg on the table?
  • Duke Rabbacio: YOU'RE TALKING TO A POWER YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND.
  • Player: Wow... well then.
  • Player: Maybe there's someone more reasonable I can talk to.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Duke again[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time Duke Rabbacio is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Duke Rabbacio: Great round one, will Jessica Rabbit ever love me?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Outlook not so good.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Duke Rabbacio: The almighty egg, will my kingdom ever fall?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Concentrate and ask again.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Duke Rabbacio: My mighty yolk, do you think I'd look good in a top hat?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: As I see it, yes.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Duke Rabbacio: Oh wise one, is there a wiser ruler than I?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: My sources say no.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Duke Rabbacio: Great golden one, will I gain incredible riches this year?
    • Magic Egg: ...
    • Magic Egg: Better not tell you now.
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has not talked to Paws:
    • Player: Maybe there's someone more sane I can talk to.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has talked to Paws:
    • Player: Paws is probably the best person to talk to right now.
    • (End of dialogue)

Swapping the Magic egg ball[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Your Dukeness, I've discovered a revelation!
  • Duke Rabbacio: What do they want, why can't they leave us?
  • Player: That egg on the table... it is a fake!
  • Duke Rabbacio: Don't be so foolish, of course it's real.
  • Player: How do you know? Someone could have easily swapped it out for a fake one.
  • Duke Rabbacio: That doesn't make sense, if this is a fake, how did you find the original?
  • Player: Oh, I uh, found it in a burrow underneath the castle.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Unlikely story. Since I found it, I've been watching it like a falcon.
  • Player: If you don't trust me, why don't you ask that egg?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Fine, but if you're trying to trick us, we'll dispose of you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Your magical eggness: Are you a fake version and does this coney hold the real one?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Player: -Sweating profusely- ...
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: Without a doubt.
  • Duke Rabbacio: What the flying carrot!
  • Player: Phew... see, I told you it's fake.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I can't believe it, how long have I been made a fool of?
  • Duke Rabbacio: Give me the real one, we need to rid ourselves of this imposter[sic].
  • Duke Rabbacio takes the fake egg off you and swaps it with the real one.
  • Player: I'm glad we got that sorted, feel free to ensure it works properly.
  • Player: I'll uh, dispose of this one for you.
  • Duke Rabbacio: Wise one: Do I have to have broccoli with my carrots tonight?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
  • Duke Rabbacio: Yes! Just what I wanted to hear, thank you for your help.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I will let you ask but one question to the great supreme.
  • Player: Oh, ghee thanks, I'm not sure what to ask, maybe...
  • Player: Egg: Should rabbits keep jumping through the strange portal that no one knows where it leads to?
  • Magic Egg: ...
  • Magic Egg: [chosen negative option]
  • Duke Rabbacio: Well, that settles it, I'll send the order for all rabbits to cease jumping through the portal at once.
  • Duke Rabbacio: You may leave me, keep that fake egg and dispose of it.
  • Duke Rabbacio: I'll also let everyone know you're a good rabbit, so if they need a paw, don't hesitate to help out.
  • Player: Great! I should return to Gelt to let him know what has happened.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to him again[edit | edit source]

  • Duke Rabbacio: Leave me, I have many questions to ask the mythical one.
  • The Duke brushes you off, returning his focus to the egg.
  • (End of dialogue)

Attempting to take The Magic Egg[edit | edit source]

  • Duke Rabbacio: What are you doing?! Step away from it.
  • Player: Sorry Duke...
  • (End of dialogue)

Attempting to talk to The Magic Egg[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Big Egg, will I ever...
  • Duke Rabbacio: None can talk to it except me!
  • Player: Sorry Duke...
  • (End of dialogue)