Dialogue for Eduard

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time Eduard is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Eduard: If I were as ugly as you I would not dare to show my face in public!
  • Dialogue 2
    • Eduard: Out of my way, punk.
  • Dialogue 3
    • Eduard: Hmm... you smell strange...
    • Player: Strange how?
    • Eduard: Like a human!
    • Player: Oh! Er... I just ate one is why!
  • Dialogue 4
    • Eduard: Leave me alone.
  • Dialogue 5
    • Eduard: Don't talk to me again if you value your life!
  • Dialogue 6
    • Eduard: Get lost!
  • Dialogue 7
    • Eduard: I don't have anything to give you so leave me alone, mendicant.
  • Dialogue 8
    • Eduard: Have you no manners?
  • Dialogue 9
    • Eduard: I don't have time for this right now.
  • Dialogue 10
    • Eduard: I have no interest in talking to a pathetic meat bag like yourself.

When wearing the ring of charos[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time Eduard is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Eduard: I bet you have wonderful paws.
  • Dialogue 2
    • Eduard: A very miserable day, altogether... enjoy it while it lasts.
  • Dialogue 3
    • Eduard: If you catch anyone promise me you'll share.
  • Dialogue 4
    • Eduard: I haven't smelt you around here before...
  • Dialogue 5
    • Eduard: You smell familiar...
  • Dialogue 6
    • Eduard: Seen any humans around here? I'm v-e-r-y hungry.
  • Dialogue 7
    • Eduard: You look to me like someone with a healthy taste for blood.
  • Dialogue 8
    • Eduard: Good day to you, my friend.
  • Dialogue 9
    • Eduard: Fancy going up to the castle for a bit of a snack?
  • Dialogue 10
    • Eduard: Give me a moment, I have a bit of someone stuck in my teeth...