Dialogue for Fred the Farmer
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land? You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep, are you?
- I'm looking for a quest.
- (Quest transcript)
- I'm looking for something to kill.
- Fred the Farmer: What, on my land? Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel!
- I'm lost.
- Fred the Farmer: How can you be lost? Just follow the road east and south. You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly.