Dialogue for Gertrude

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

On pay-to-play worlds[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello again.
  • Gertrude: Hello, my dear. How's things?
  • Gertrude: Did you ever get to talk to those people I told you about?
  • Player: Yes, strange people. But interesting nonetheless.
  • Gertrude: Well, my dear. Is there anything else I can do for you?
    • I'm fine thanks.
      • Player: I'm fine thanks.
      • Gertrude: Good good, See you again.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Do you have any more kittens?
      • Player: Do you have any more kittens?
      • Gertrude: Indeed I have. They are 100 coins each, do you want one?
      • If the player has at least 100 coins:
      • If the player does not have at least 100 coins:
      • Player: Oops, looks like I'm a bit short. I'll have to come back later.
      • (End of dialogue)

On free-to-play worlds[edit | edit source]

  • Gertrude: Oh, I do love my precious little kittens! Perhaps you could care for one, some day!
  • (End of dialogue)

During the 2020 Birthday Event[edit | edit source]

After starting the event[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Did Juliet not invite you to her party?
  • Gertrude: No, me and her aren't friends anymore, she tried to poison my cats.
  • Player: I should go before I make things worse.
  • (End of dialogue)

After being asked to fetch cat hair for Iffie[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Hi Gertrude, do you have any cat hair I can borrow?
    • Gertrude: Do I look like I collect cat hairs? It may collect onto my clothes like no tomorrow, but I don't hoard it.
    • Player: Sorry for asking...maybe there's another way I can get it off her...
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Taking the comb from the table[edit | edit source]

If the player does not have her comb yet:

  • You take Gertrude's comb.
  • Player receives Gertrude's comb.
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player has taken her comb already:

  • You already have one of Gertrude's combs, it would be rude to take more.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using the comb on Gertrude[edit | edit source]

If the player does not have any loose cat hair yet:

  • You run the comb through Gertrude's cardigan.
  • You find some loose cat hairs, you take them and store them in your pocket.
  • Player receives loose cat hair.
  • Gertrude: Oi! What do you think you're doing?
  • Player: Oh, uh...nothing! I'll be going now!
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player already has some loose cat hair:

  • You already have some cat hair, best leave it there.
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to whilst having cat hair[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: I found some cat hair.
    • Gertrude: Wow, that's very impressive.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

After getting the cat ears[edit | edit source]

Wearing the cat ears[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Gertrude: Hello little kitty, are you lost?
    • Player: Eeeerrrr...
    • Gertrude: Come here little fella, I've got a tasty sardine for you.
    • Take Sardine?
      • Yes.
        • You take the sardine from Gertrude and quickly eat it.
        • Gertrude: Who's a good fluff ball.
        • Player: Meooow!
        • (End of dialogue)
      • No.
        • Player: I should go...
        • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Treasure Trails[edit | edit source]

Beginner[edit | edit source]

  • Gertrude: Well done.
  • Player receives a [new clue/casket].
  • You've [found a new clue/obtained a casket]!
  • (End of dialogue)