Dialogue for Gnome

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Standard dialogue - Tree Gnome Village[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time a gnome is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: Hello.
    • Gnome: Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy!
    • The gnome is too busy to talk.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Hello.
    • Gnome: Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay?
    • Player: It's a nice place.
    • Gnome: Yes, we try to keep it that way.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: Hello.
    • Player: Are you OK?
    • The gnome seems a little drunk.
    • Gnome: Youssh go gesshh em.
    • Player: Pardon?
    • Gnome: Gessh ush a cosshtail.
    • Player: A what?
    • Gnome: Blurssh berry.
    • I think he's had enough!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Player: Hello.
    • Gnome: I don't think I can take much more!
    • Player: What's wrong?
    • Gnome: It's just the wife, she won't stop moaning!
    • Player: Maybe you should give her less to moan about.
    • Gnome: She'll always find something.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Player: Hello.
    • Gnome: How's life treating you?
    • Player: Not bad, not bad at all.
    • Gnome: It's good to see a human with a positive attitude.
    • (End of dialogue)