Dialogue for Jenny Blade

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • A random dialogue will be selected every time Jenny Blade is spoken to:
    • Dialogue 1:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Player: So how's life as a pirate?
      • Jenny Blade: What kind of question is that? How's life as a... I dunno. Whatever it is that you do for a living.
      • Player: I'm a freelance troubleshooter.
      • Jenny Blade: What does that entail then?
      • Player: Mostly killing things for money and delivering items around the planet for people.
      • Player: I collect stuff.
      • Jenny Blade: So how's that life?
      • Player: Can't complain, can't complain...
      • Jenny Blade: Well, there you go.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 2:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Player: Aren't you a little short for a pirate?
      • Jenny Blade: My mother was a gnome. Apparently it was a very painful birth.
      • Player: More info than I wanted, thanks!
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: Sorry, can't stop, the Captain will have my guts for garters if he catches me slacking off talking to the stowaway.
      • Player: I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard!
      • Jenny Blade: Yeah, whatever guy, it doesn't really matter who you are I'll get in trouble!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 3:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Player: You know, I've always wondered what life as a pirate actually entails.
      • Jenny Blade: Well, at the moment it mostly involves being asked random questions by a stowaway.
      • Player: I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard! By Lokar! Ask him!
      • Jenny Blade: Hey, whatever pal. Just make sure the captain doesn't catch you, pirates don't like stowaways much.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 4:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: Ah, good day to you sirrah! Your face is unfamiliar, did you perhaps join us aboard the ship at Lunar Isle?
      • Player: No, Lokar offered me a lift in Rellekka actually.
      • Jenny Blade: Oh, really? You don't look like a Fremennik to me!
      • Player: Well... I kind of am, and I kind of aren't. It's a long story.
      • Jenny Blade: Sorry I don't have time to hear it then! See you around young fremennik-who-is-not-really-a- fremennik!
      • Player: 'Bye.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 5:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Player: Brrrr! Its cold up here!
      • Jenny Blade: You think this is cold? Up by Acheron it gets so cold that when you talk you see the words freeze in the air in front of you!
      • Player: REALLY?
      • Jenny Blade: Nah, not really. I was exaggerating for humourous effect. It is very very cold though!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 6:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: Hello to you too.
      • Player: Yar! We be pirates, yar! Avast, ye scurvy land-lubbing lychee!
      • Jenny Blade: Please don't talk like that, it is extremely irritating.
      • Jenny Blade: Also, please don't call me a lychee, whatever that may be.
      • Player: Oh. Okay. Sorry.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 7:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: ARGH! SOUND THE ALARM! STOWAWAY ON BOARD! STOWAWAY ON BOARD!
      • Player: No! I'm not a stowaway! Honest! I was invited here!
      • Jenny Blade: Oh, sorry, my mistake then.
      • Jenny Blade: You must admit you do look a lot like a stowaway though.
      • Player: Why, what do they usually look like?
      • Jenny Blade: Erm... I've never actually met one...
      • Player: Okay then...
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 8:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: Hello.
      • Player: So... You're a pirate, huh?
      • Jenny Blade: It's what it says on my pay-packet at the end of the month.
      • Player: How's that working out for you?
      • Jenny Blade: Pretty good so far. All the grog and loot that we can plunder, plus full medical including dental.
      • Player: You mean you have insurance?
      • Jenny Blade: Not as such. If any of us get sick we kidnap a doctor and don't let him go until we're better.
      • Jenny Blade: You'd be surprised what an incentive for expert health care that is.
      • Player: I can imagine.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Dialogue 9:
      • Player: Hello.
      • Jenny Blade: Hello there. So what brings you aboard the Lady Zay?
      • Player: Well, I was planning on visiting the Moon Clan, but I have to say your ship is very impressive.
      • Jenny Blade: Aye, she's a beauty alright! The Lady Zay has been my home for many hard months, through storm and sun, and she always gets us to here we were headed!
      • Player: Yes, she's certainly one of the finest boats I've seen on my travels!
      • Jenny Blade: That she is lad, that she is.
      • (End of dialogue)