Dialogue for Joe

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

Without Book o' piracy[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello!
  • Joe: Arr? Be ye wantin' te go on account with our gang o' fillibusters?
  • Joe: The powder monkey be takin' a caulk after gettin' rowdy on bumboo, so there be plenty of room for ye.
  • Player: Riiiiight...
  • Player: I'll just be over here if you need me.
  • (End of dialogue)

With Book o' piracy[edit | edit source]

  • Joe: Whadda ya want?
    • Whadda ya got?
    • Nothing! Honest!
      • Player: Nothing! Honest!
      • Joe: Then stop takin' up me floor space!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand.
      • Player: I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand.
      • Joe: Yer new in town aintcha?
      • Player: Newish certainly.
      • Joe: Well, if ye wants te hear the story, here goes.
      • Joe: See, I was walkin' along the docks one day, and this fierce storm blew up.
      • Joe: All of a sudden I turn an there, bearin' down on me is this albatross...
      • Player: Sorry to interrupt, but I would just like to clear something up.
      • Joe: What? I was just gettin' to the good bit.
      • Player: When I said 'I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand', I meant where did you get it made, or buy it from?
      • Joe: If ye don't wants to hear the story then I ain't gonna tell ye!
      • (End of dialogue)