Dialogue for Mike

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

Without Book o' piracy[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello!
  • Mike: Arr? Be ye wantin' te go on account with our gang o' fillibusters?
  • Mike: The powder monkey be takin' a caulk after gettin' rowdy on bumboo, so there be plenty of room for ye.
  • Player: Riiiiight...
  • Player: I'll just be over here if you need me.
  • (End of dialogue)

With Book o' piracy[edit | edit source]

  • Mike: Wanna buy some clothes? Good quality, none of yer rags.
    • I'll take a look.
    • No thanks.
      • Player: No thanks.
      • Mike: Then what are you doin' in my shop? Move along.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Why does that shirt have a hole in it?
      • Player: Why does that shirt have a hole in it?
      • Mike: It's to put your head through.
      • Player: In the stomach? Isn't that an odd place for a neck hole?
      • Mike: Oh! It seems as if I must have slipped while cleaning it and put a bit of a hole in the front.
      • Mike: Silly me.
      • Player: What were you cleaning it with, a blood-covered scimitar?
      • Mike: ...
      • Mike: If I say yes will you buy it?
      • Player: No.
      • Mike: Then no, I was not cleaning it with a blood-covered scimitar.
      • Player: Where do you get these clothes?
      • Mike: Found em.
      • Player: You found a bunch of slashed up clothing, some of which has been shoddily cleaned and stitched together?
      • Mike: Yes.
      • Mike: Look, do you want in on this or not?
        • I'll take a look.
        • No thanks.
          • Player: No thanks.
          • Mike: Then what are you doin' in my shop? Move along.
          • (End of dialogue)
    • Where did that pillar come from?
      • Player: Where did that pillar come from?
      • Mike: You wanna buy it?
      • Player: Is it for sale?
      • Mike: Would you buy it if it was?
      • Player: If it was could you sell it to me?
      • Mike: If I couldn't would you still give me the money?
      • Player: No.
      • Player: Where did this pillar come from?
      • Mike: Dunno. There are a load of islands out this way, and a lot of them have little bits and pieces like this scattered around.
      • Mike: The way I see it, there must have been some people out here at one point, then they went away.
      • Player: Where?
      • Mike: Search me.
      • Player: I'd rather not.
      • (End of dialogue)