Dialogue for Monkey minder

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • If the player have not talked to a Monkey minder before:
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Monkey minder: Hello, sir.
    • Player: I haven't seen Monkey Minders here before...
    • Monkey minder: Yes, you wouldn't have. We have newly been posted here.
    • Player: But why do we need Monkey Minders?
    • Monkey minder: It's entirely necessary: just take a look at the monkeys. They've been multiplying out of control!
    • Monkey minder: Every time we turn our backs another one of them tries to break free. It's almost as if they're plotting to escape!
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has talked with a Monkey minder before:
    • Why have the monkeys been multiplying?
      • Player: Why have the monkeys been multiplying?
      • Monkey minder: We just don't know. Perhaps it's the weather. Perhaps it's something in the food. Perhaps it's just that time of year.
      • Monkey minder: Your guess is as good as ours.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • What are you going to do about the monkeys?
      • Player: What are you going to do about the monkeys?
      • Monkey minder: We're going to post enough men here to be able to contain the monkeys in case they manage to escape.
      • Player: Is that very likely?
      • Monkey minder: Stranger things have happened in Ardougne.
      • (End of dialogue)