Dialogue for Odovacar

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

Without at least 100 coins in your inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Odovacar: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Odovacar: How frightfully rude of me, my dear [chap/girl]. My name is Odovacar and I work for that excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.
        • If you work for the bank, what are you doing here?
          • Player: If you work for the bank, what are you doing here?
          • Odovacar: As part of our ongoing service to provide you, the customer, with an absolutely world-class banking experience, we are investigating the option of opening a chain of travelling banks. These will provide you, our
          • Odovacar: esteemed customer, with the convenience of having banking facilities where they will be of optimum use to you. Such as here!
          • Player: Huh?
          • Odovacar: I am the first of a new generation of travelling bankers that will wander the perilous areas of the world to provide you, the valued customer, with a bank when you need it most!
          • Player: So I can access my bank account simply by talking to you?
          • Odovacar: Absolutely correct, dear [sir/lady]. I must warn you, however, that due to the significantly increased overheads of an enterprise such as this, there is a small bank charge of 100gp every time you want to access your account.
            • I don't have the money. Can I get it from my bank?
              • Player: I don't have the money. Can I get it from my bank?
              • Odovacar: It's not that I don't trust you to pay afterwards, old [chap/girl], but as the old adage goes, 'money comes before friends'.
              • (End of dialogue)
            • That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Player: That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Odovacar: I'm sorry to hear that, [sir/madam]. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • (Shows initial options)
    • I'd like to access my bank account, please.
      • Odovacar: I'm afraid you don't have the necessary funds with you at this time so I can't allow you to access your account. Please come again, when you have 100 gold to cover the fee.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • I'd like to check my PIN settings.
      • Player: I'd like to check my PIN settings.
      • (Bank PIN interface opens.)
    • I'd like to collect items.
      • Player: I'd like to collect items.
      • Odovacar: I'm afraid you don't have the necessary funds with you at this time so I can't allow you to collect your items. Please come again, when you have 100 gold to cover the fee.
      • (End of dialogue)

With at least 100 coins in your inventory[edit | edit source]

  • Odovacar: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Odovacar: How frightfully rude of me, my dear [chap/lady]. My name is Odovacar and I work for that excellent enterprise, the Bank of Gielinor.
        • If you work for the bank, what are you doing here?
          • Player: If you work for the bank, what are you doing here?
          • Odovacar: As part of our ongoing service to provide you, the customer, with an absolutely world-class banking experience, we are investigating the option of opening a chain of travelling banks. These will provide you, our
          • Odovacar: esteemed customer, with the convenience of having banking facilities where they will be of optimum use to you. Such as here!
          • Player: Huh?
          • Odovacar: I am the first of a new generation of travelling bankers that will wander the perilous areas of the world to provide you, the valued customer, with a bank when you need it most!
          • Player: So I can access my bank account simply by talking to you?
          • Odovacar: Absolutely correct, dear [sir/lady]. I must warn you, however, that due to the significantly increased overheads of an enterprise such as this, there is a small bank charge of 100gp every time you want to access your account.
            • Here's 100 coins. Let me access my account now.
              • If the player has never paid Odovacar 100 coins
                • Odovacar: My services will cost you 100 coins.
              • Player: Here's 100 coins. Let me access my account now.
                • If the player is an ultimate iron man/iron woman
                  • As an Ultimate Iron [Man/Woman] you cannot use the bank.
                  • (End of dialogue)
              • (Bank interface opens.)
            • Here's 100 coins. Let me collect my items now.
              • If the player has never paid Odovacar 100 coins
                • Odovacar: My services will cost you 100 coins.
              • Player: Here's 100 coins. Let me collect my items now.
                • If the player is an ultimate iron man/iron woman
                  • As an Ultimate Iron [Man/Woman] you cannot use the bank.
                  • (End of dialogue)
              • (Grand Exchange collection box interface opens.)
            • That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Player: That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Odovacar: I'm sorry to hear that, [sir/madam]. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • (Shows initial options)
    • I'd like to access my bank account, please.
      • Player: I'd like to access my bank account, please.
        • If the player has never paid Odovacar 100 coins
          • Odovacar: My services will cost you 100 coins.
            • Here's 100 coins. Let me access my account now.
              • Player: Here's 100 coins. Let me access my account now.
              • (Continues below)
            • That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Player: That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Odovacar: I'm sorry to hear that, [sir/madam]. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • If the player is an ultimate iron man/iron woman
          • As an Ultimate Iron [Man/Woman] you cannot use the bank.
          • (End of dialogue)
      • (Bank interface opens.)
    • I'd like to check my PIN settings.
      • Player: I'd like to check my PIN settings.
      • (Bank PIN interface opens.)
    • I'd like to collect items.
      • Player: I'd like to collect items.
        • If the player has never paid Odovacar 100 coins
          • Odovacar: My services will cost you 100 coins.
            • Here's 100 coins. Let me collect my items now.
              • Player: Here's 100 coins. Let me collect my items now.
              • (Continues below)
            • That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Player: That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money!
              • Odovacar: I'm sorry to hear that, [sir/madam]. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.
              • (End of dialogue)
        • If the player is an ultimate iron man/iron woman
          • As an Ultimate Iron [Man/Woman] you cannot use the bank.
          • (End of dialogue)
      • (Grand Exchange collection box interface opens.)

When using coins or platinum tokens on Odovacar[edit | edit source]

  • Odovacar: Sorry, I don't perform that service.
  • (End of dialogue)