Dialogue for Ollie the Camel

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Dialogue 2
        • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (End of dialogue)
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • (End of dialogue)

Dialogue whilst wearing a camulet[edit | edit source]

  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • Ollie the Camel: Are you serious?
    • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
    • Ollie the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
    • Ollie the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
    • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 2
        • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • (Continues below)
    • Ollie the Camel: What did you say?
    • Player: Er, nothing important.
    • Ollie the Camel: Ah, a human. Do you know anything about flying?
    • Player: Flying?
    • Ollie the Camel: Yes, flying. It's a wonderful thing. I've seen this glider fly, and it's so elegant and fast.
    • Ollie the Camel: If I could fly, I wouldn't want to do anything else! I'd just fly around all day, swooping and soaring.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • (End of dialogue)