Dialogue for Pirate Guard

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Standard dialogue

A random dialogue will be selected every time any pirate guard is spoken to:

• Dialogue 1
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Arrh I'll keel haul ye!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Pieces of eight! pieces of eight!
  • Pirate Guard: Oh wait that's the parrot's line.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: You'll be joining Davey Jones in his locker!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Batton down the hatches there's a storm a brewin!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: A pox on ye!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 6
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Arrrh ye lily livered landlubber!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 7
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Arrh arrh!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 8
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Avast me hearties!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 9
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Shiver me timbers!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 10
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: 3 days at port for resupply then out on the high sea!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 11
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: I think ye'll be taking a long walk off a short plank!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 12
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Ahoy there!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 13
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Keel haul them I say!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 14
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Splice the mainbrace!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 15
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Great blackbeard's beard!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 16
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: I'm the scourge of the six seas!
  • Player: Don't you mean seven seas?
  • Pirate Guard: I'm the scourge of the seven seas!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 17
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Good day to you my dear sir!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 18
  • Player: Hello!
  • Pirate Guard: Man overboard!
  • (End of dialogue)

When opening Grip's cupboard

• Pirate Guard: I don't think Mr Grip will like you opening that. That's his private drinks cabinet.
  • He won't notice me having a quick look.
    • Player: He won't notice me having a quick look.
    • If Grip's still alive:
      • Grip: Stay out of my drinks cabinet!
      • Grip walks into the room
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If Grip's dead:
      • You find a bottle of whiskey in the cupboard.
      • (Player receives whisky.)
      • (End of dialogue)
  • Ok, I'll leave it.
    • Player: Ok, I'll leave it.
    • (End of dialogue)