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- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Stop! Who ever passes this bridge must answer me these questions three.
- Player: Ask me the questions, bridgemaster. I am not afraid.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your name?
- Player: My name is '<Player> of Lumbridge'
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
- Player: To cross this bridge!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your favorite[sic] colour?
- Player: Blue!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Right. Off you go.
- Player: So can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: Blue. No yel—ARGHHH!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why are you screaming?
- Player: Oh, ummm.. I thought I was going to die.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why?
- Player: I don't know. So can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Player: I don't have one.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: There's always someone who wants to be difficult, off with you!
- Player: So can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: My name is '<Player> of Varrock'
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
- Player: To cross this bridge!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the capital of Kandarin?
- Player: I don't know that! ARGHHH!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: ...
- Player: ...So can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: Umm, Ardougne?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Perhaps!
- Player: So... Can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: "How can a single kingdom have multiple kings?"
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: That's...
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: A fair point.
- Player: May I pass?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: My name is '<Player> of Falador'
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
- Player: To cross this bridge!
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen chompy?
- Player: What do you mean? A Feldip chompy or one from Karamja?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Huh? I-- I don't know that. ARGHHH!
- Player: Why are you screaming?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Internal self-doubt and the crippling feeling of everyone hating me.
- Player: Ooookay then, perhaps I should go past.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: Can chompies even fly?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: I'm sure I've seen them fly before, but it could've been falling gracefully.
- Player: So... Can I go by?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
- Player: Chompy or Jubbly?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Chompy.
- Player: 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Great!
- Player: May I pass?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
- Player: Huh?
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
- Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
- Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.