Dialogue for Ponts the Bridgemaster

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Stop! Who ever passes this bridge must answer me these questions three.
  • Player: Ask me the questions, bridgemaster. I am not afraid.
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your name?
  • Player: My name is '<Player> of Lumbridge'
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
    • Player: To cross this bridge!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your favorite[sic] colour?
    • Player: Blue!
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Right. Off you go.
      • Player: So can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • Player: Blue. No yel—ARGHHH!
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why are you screaming?
      • Player: Oh, ummm.. I thought I was going to die.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why?
      • Player: I don't know. So can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
    • Player: I don't have one.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: There's always someone who wants to be difficult, off with you!
      • Player: So can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
  • Player: My name is '<Player> of Varrock'
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
    • Player: To cross this bridge!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the capital of Kandarin?
    • Player: I don't know that! ARGHHH!
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: ...
      • Player: ...So can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • Player: Umm, Ardougne?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Perhaps!
      • Player: So... Can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • Player: "How can a single kingdom have multiple kings?"
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: That's...
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: A fair point.
      • Player: May I pass?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
  • Player: My name is '<Player> of Falador'
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
    • Player: To cross this bridge!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen chompy?
    • Player: What do you mean? A Feldip chompy or one from Karamja?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Huh? I-- I don't know that. ARGHHH!
      • Player: Why are you screaming?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Internal self-doubt and the crippling feeling of everyone hating me.
      • Player: Ooookay then, perhaps I should go past.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • Player: Can chompies even fly?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: I'm sure I've seen them fly before, but it could've been falling gracefully.
      • Player: So... Can I go by?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • Player: Chompy or Jubbly?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Chompy.
      • Player: 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Great!
      • Player: May I pass?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
      • Player: Huh?
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.