Dialogue for Postie Pete

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Reason: Missing other dialogue lines when spoken to, and various overhead conversations with NPCs around Gielinor.
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Castle Wars lobby dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey Pete. What are you doing here?
  • Postie Pete: Just doing a quick survey on famous people and their favourite colour. It's a special feature for, "WestWyverns Women's Weekly".
  • Player: Can I get a copy?
  • Postie Pete: Can you speak Wyvern?
  • Player: No. Can you?
  • Postie Pete: Well, obviously.
  • Player: Go on then.
  • Postie Pete: Here! Are you mad? No, 'fraid I can't do that. Could cause all sorts of trouble.
  • Player: You're a bit mad really aren't you?
  • Postie Pete: So would you be if you could speak over 1,000 languages. I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off!
  • (End of dialogue)

Treasure Trails[edit | edit source]

  • Postie Pete: Hello [player name]. I've got a message for you from Molly. She needs your help urgently. Will you assist her now?
    • Sure, anything for Molly.
      • Player: Sure, anything for Molly.
      • Player is teleported to the Evil twin claw machine place
    • Tell her to get stuffed.
      • Player: Tell her to get stuffed.
      • (End of dialogue)