Dialogue for Rabbit (2020 Easter event)

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

Falador[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Who's a cute bunny!
  • Rabbit: -sniff sniff-
  • (End of dialogue)

Random rabbits in Bunbridge[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time a rabbit is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Hello fellow bunny, how's it hanging?
    • Rabbit: Hello friend, no time to talk, the early rabbit gets the carrot as they say.
    • Player: Hop along then.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: Hey.
    • The rabbit starts sniffing you.
    • Player: ...
    • The rabbit keeps sniffing you.
    • Player: I'm going to go.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Player: Hi there.
    • Rabbit: I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
    • Player: You seem to be having an eggsistential crisis.
    • Rabbit: You're not funny, it's rabbits like you that give us a bad name.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: Hello friend, would you like to hear a joke?
    • Player: Not really.
    • Rabbit: What's a rabbit's favorite[sic] dance style?
    • Player: ...
    • Rabbit: Hip-Hop!
    • You hear the distant sound of a drum set going off.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 6
    • Player: Hello there.
    • Rabbit: Fellow rabbit...
    • Player: What are you up to?
    • Rabbit: I'm just pondering.
    • Player: About what?
    • Rabbit: Did the Wise Old Rabbit ever tell you about Duke Harrous the dumb.
    • Player: No, I don't think he did?
    • Rabbit: Hmph, not a story he would ever tell you, it's a rabbit legend, but perhaps another time.
    • Rabbit: No time to talk, another time perhaps.
    • (End of dialogue)

Campfire rabbits[edit | edit source]

  • Rabbit: Isn't this wonderful, coming out here and looking out over the sea.
  • Rabbit: I could stay here with you forever...
  • They look a little pre-occupied.
  • (End of dialogue)