Dialogue for Rock golem

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: So you're made entirely of rocks?
  • Rock Golem: Not quite, my body is formed mostly of minerals.
  • Player: Aren't minerals just rocks?
  • Rock Golem: No, rocks are rocks, minerals are minerals. I am formed from minerals.
  • Player: But you're a Rock Golem...
  • (End of dialogue)

Tin variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I feel strangely emotionless and empty. Maybe I should feel sad about it, but I can't.
  • Player: You can't feel sad?
  • Rock Golem: Correct. Now, if I only had a heart...
  • Player: I'm not sure it works like that around here.
  • (End of dialogue)

Copper variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I have an idea for a song.
  • Player: Oh?
  • Rock Golem: Copper-copper-copper Cophelia - you come and go, you come and go...
  • Player: Mmmhmm.
  • (End of dialogue)

Iron variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: Truth is, I am Iron Golem.
  • Player: I can see that.
  • (End of dialogue)

Blurite variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I have an idea for a song.
  • Player: Oh?
  • Rock Golem: I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-da.
  • Player: I can see that.
  • (End of dialogue)

Silver variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: Oh dear, I've gone all pale.
  • Player: Are you okay?
  • Rock Golem: It must be something I ate.
  • (End of dialogue)

Daeyalt variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Queen Efaritay the Fair?
  • Player: No?
  • Rock Golem: I thought not.
  • Rock Golem: It's not a story the Myreque would tell you.
  • (End of dialogue)

Coal variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: So near and yet so far... if my atoms were arranged a little differently, I could be diamond.
  • Player: Would you enjoy being a diamond?
  • Rock Golem: I expect I would, until someone tried chipping bits off me with a chisel. I'm probably safer as coal.
  • (End of dialogue)

Elemental variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I am so in my element right now.
  • Player: Sigh...
  • (End of dialogue)

Gold variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I'm totally showing the bling today.
  • Player: That's nice for you.
  • Rock Golem: A little. Though sometimes I just feel like I'm being used as a status symbol, and no-one appreciates me for me.
  • Player: Oh dear.
  • Rock Golem: Don't worry. At least I look good.
  • (End of dialogue)

Granite variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: No-one appreciates granite.
  • Player: Why do you say that?
  • Rock Golem: I know how it works. No-one actually wants granite. They just chop us up and throw our pieces on the floor.
  • Player: Oh, I can see that must be upsetting for you.
  • Rock Golem: When you've seen your relatives cut into pieces, with their severed limbs cast aside like junk, THEN you will understand how I feel.
  • Player: I'll bear it in mind.
  • (End of dialogue)

Mithril variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I feel sad today. Very blue.
  • Player: Oh dear.
  • Rock Golem: No-one understands me.
  • Player: Why not?
  • Rock Golem: Because argle gargle gooble goop.
  • Player: ... I don't understand you either.
  • Rock Golem: *sigh*
  • (End of dialogue)

Lovakite variant[edit | edit source]

  • Player: So how do you pronounce Lovakengj?
  • Rock Golem: Silly human, it's pronounced Lova-Kane.
  • Rock Golem: How did you not know that?
  • Player: You know, it really isn't that obvious.
  • (End of dialogue)

Adamantite variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I may be green, but I'm not an environmentalist.
  • Player: Why not?
  • Rock Golem: There's no need. Whatever you may have read, even coal is a renewable energy source - just wait a minute and the rocks respawn.
  • Rock Golem: You can burn as much as you like, too, without needing to worry about it affecting the climate - we don't have a lot of weather here.
  • Player: That's handy.
  • Rock Golem: Yes, I pity anyone whose world doesn't work like this one. I don't know how they can possibly cope.
  • (End of dialogue)

Runite variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: I'm confused. It takes incredible skill to smith anything from my ore, yet the items you'd get are terribly mediocre.
  • Player: Is that something that worries you?
  • Rock Golem: It just feels like my world doesn't make sense, sometimes. But I suppose it's always been like this, and I've got used to it.
  • (End of dialogue)

Amethyst variant[edit | edit source]

  • Rock Golem: Your world is amazing. I truly am in awe.
  • Player: Did you just make an ore joke?
  • Rock Golem: Maybe...
  • Player: Well it was awful.
  • Rock Golem: Ha! Now you're making them as well.
  • Player: Are we really doing this? Amethyst isn't an ore anyway.
  • Rock Golem: I can dream, [player name]!
  • (End of dialogue)

Overhead dialogue[edit | edit source]

This dialogue is only triggered when the Rock Golem is battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie.

  • Rock Golem: *slap*
  • Rock Golem: Grrr!
  • Rock Golem: Grrrr!
  • Rock Golem: Grarrr!