Dialogue for Sigurd

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Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello there.
  • Sigurd: Ha Ha! Hello!
    • Who are you?
      • Player: Who are you?
      • Sigurd: I'm Sigurd the Great and Brainy.
      • Player: Why do they call you the Great and Brainy?
      • Sigurd: Because I invented the Log Canoe!
      • Player: Log Canoe?
      • Sigurd: Yeash! Me and my cousins were having a great party by the river when we decided to have a game of 'Smack The Tree'
      • Player: Smack the Tree?
      • Sigurd: It's a game were you take it in turnsh shmacking a tree. First one to uproot the tree winsh!
      • Sigurd: Anyway, I won the game with a flying tackle. The tree came loose and down the river bank I went, still holding the tree.
      • Sigurd: I woke up a few hours later and found myself several miles down river. And thatsh how I invented the log canoe!
      • Player: So you invented the 'Log Canoe' by falling into a river hugging a tree?
      • Sigurd: Well I refined the design from the original you know!
      • Sigurd: I cut all the branches off to make it more comfortable. I could tell you how to if you like?
        • Yes
          • Player: Could you teach me about canoes?
            • If the player has 1-11 Woodcutting:
              • Sigurd: Well, you don't look like you have the skill to make a canoe.
              • Sigurd: You need to have at least level 12 woodcutting.
              • Sigurd: Once you are able to make a canoe it makes travel along the river much quicker!
              • (End of dialogue)
            • If the player has 12-99 Woodcutting:
              • Sigurd: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down.
              • Sigurd: Then take your axe to it and shape it how you like!
                • If the player has 12-26 Woodcutting:
                  • Sigurd: You can make a log canoe like mine! It'll get you 1 stop down the river.
                  • Sigurd: There's some snooty fella down near the Champions Guild who reckons his canoes are better than mine. He's never said it to my face though.
                  • (End of dialogue)
                • If the player has 27-41 Woodcutting:
                  • Sigurd: You could make a Dugout canoe with your woodcutting skill, but I don't see why you would want to.
                  • (End of dialogue)
                • If the player has 42-56 Woodcutting:
                  • Sigurd: Well, you're pretty handy with an axe!
                  • Sigurd: You could make Stable Dugout canoes, like that snooty fella Tarquin.
                  • Sigurd: He reckons his canoes are better than mine. He's never said it to my face though.
                  • (End of dialogue)
                • If the player has 57-99 Woodcutting:
                  • Sigurd: You look like you know your way around a tree, you can make a Waka canoe.
                  • Player: What's a Waka?
                  • Sigurd: I've only ever seen Hari using them. People say he's found a way to canoe the river underground and into the Wilderness
                  • Sigurd: Hari hangs around up near Edgeville
                  • Sigurd: He's a nice bloke.
                  • (End of dialogue)
        • No
          • Player: No thanks, not right now.
          • (End of dialogue)
    • Can you teach me about Canoeing?
      • Player: Can you teach me about canoes?
      • (Same as above)