Dialogue for Zombie head

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Talk-at option[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Alas!

Display option[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Mwuhahahaha!

Question option[edit | edit source]

  • How did you die?
    • Player: Hey, Head?
    • Zombie Head: What?
    • Player: How did you die?
    • Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend.
    • Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it.
    • Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • What is your name?
    • Player: Hey, Head?
    • Zombie Head: What?
    • Player: What is your name?
    • Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble...
    • Player: What was that?
    • Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium.
    • Player: Edd Cranium?
    • Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
    • Zombie Head: Har har...
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Can you do any tricks?
    • Player: Hey Head?
    • Zombie Head: What now?
    • Player: Can you do any tricks?
    • Zombie Head: Not any more...
    • Player: How come?
    • Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...
    • Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer.
    • Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...
    • Player: I know what you can do!
    • Zombie Head: What?
    • Player: Vent...
    • Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it!
    • Player: Ok.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Want a new hat?
    • Player: Hey, Head?
    • Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?
    • Player: No!
    • Player: Would you like a new hat?
    • Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?
    • Player: A handle? Why?
    • Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Want to go scare some people?
    • Player: Hey, Head?
    • Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone?
    • Player: No!
    • Player: Want to go scare some people?
    • Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now.
    • Player: All right...
    • Player: We'll quit while we're ahead!
    • Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...
    • (End of dialogue)