Mistress Mariatrix the Merciless

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I'm Maria, also known as Trixy, or as some people call me, "the Glorious" or "that annoying bitch". I'm a Finnish antisocial cynical nihilistic alcoholic, devourer of countless liters of coffee and vodka, whiny emo goth, actually glorious, elegant degenerate, complete blonde, totes adorbs, lil drama queen, admirer of cute round faced brunettes, absolute annihilator of beasts of darkness, a professional shitposter, a self proclaimed meme goddess, a sarcastic piece of shit, hardcore Saints Row fangirl, wannabe crazy cat lady and an aspiring serial killer.

My interests include anything questionable and shady enough and I'm mostly known for spending an unhealthy amount of time on RunEscape getting triggered at Jagex's inconsistency, sleeping too much, drinking too much, complaining too much, petting cats, causing awkward silence or making everyone cringe with stupid jokes and inappropriate dark humor, petting more cats, reminding people of the futility of their meaningless existence, getting someone call the cops, or writing unnecessarily long, obnoxious descriptions of myself.

About me[edit | edit source]

Total level: ----
Attack ---- Hitpoints ---- Mining ----
Strength ---- Agility ---- Smithing ----
Defence ---- Herblore ---- Fishing ----
Ranged ---- Thieving ---- Cooking ----
Prayer ---- Crafting ---- Firemaking ----
Magic ---- Fletching ---- Woodcutting ----
Runecraft ---- Slayer ---- Farming ----
Construction ---- Hunter ----
Combat 3 Quest point icon.png ---- Music.png ----
As of 4 December 2020

I originally started playing RuneScape in 2006, after seeing everyone at my school obsessing over it. Having way too much free time to spend at computer due to my health issues, I quickly grew very fond of this seemingly endless game with countless of different things to do, and now over a decade later I still spend all day every day on it. However, I have a very slow reaction speed and issues with processing and keeping track of too many things at once and as such, I'm unable to partake in any intense activities such as PvM or high-level Slayer, or even higher intensity skilling. Instead, I like to do anything that's simple and slow paced, so I can most likely be found randomly AFK skilling.

I mostly play RuneScape 3, but sometimes I like to play Old School RuneScape for the feeling of nostalgia from the days I first played the game. I also greatly enjoy trying to achieve and do things I never could in actual 2007, allowing me to experience completely new aspects of the old game. This turned out to be easier than I expected, because when I first started playing Old School it took me only a week to reach the progress that took me 5 years as a child.

On both games I'm a completionist/achiever type of player, always trying to complete, upgrade, unlock and maximise everything I can get my hands on, whether it's actually useful to do or not. This means my main goal for now is completing all Quests, seeing they're one time unlocks for loads of convenient features and rewards.

My current irrelevant goals[edit | edit source]