Dialogue for Abyssal demon head (mounted)

Standard dialogue

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If the player is a house guest

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  • Player: [House owner] killed an abyssal demon! Cool!
  • Abyssal demon: Cool for [him/her/them] maybe. How would you like to be stuck on a wall?
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player is the house owner

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  • Abyssal demon: Have you considered visiting THE ABYSS?
  • I visit the abyss all the time
    • Player: I visit the abyss all the time!
    • Abyssal demon: I bet you just rush through it though. Everyone there is in such a rush. No one stops to appreciate the beauty of THE ABYSS.
    • I have to run through quickly or I'll die
      • Player: I have to run through it quickly or I'll die!
      • Abyssal demon: Death is a small thing compared to the beauty of THE ABYSS.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • The abyss looks pretty ugly to me
      • Player: The abyss looks pretty ugly to me.
      • Abyssal demon: Poor deluded fool. There is no hope for you at all.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • It's too scary for me
    • Player: It's too scary for me!
    • Abyssal demon: But does not the fear contribute to your appreciation of THE ABYSS?
    • No, it's just scary
      • Player: No, it's just scary.
      • Abyssal demon: Poor human. You must not judge THE ABYSS by the standards of this world. You must learn to embrace your fear as part of the experience of THE ABYSS.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • I suppose fear does heighten the senses
      • Player: I suppose fear does heighten the senses.
      • Abyssal demon: Then you should enhance them further by raising the stakes. Next time you go to THE ABYSS you should take all your most valuable items with you.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • Could I get an abyssal whip?
    • Player: Could I get an abyssal whip?
    • Abyssal demon: You must take all your gold and all your most valued items, and take them into THE ABYSS without weapons or armour.
    • Player: And then will I get an abyssal whip?
    • Abyssal demon: You'll get an ABYSSAL WHIPPING!
    • Player: That pun was abyssmal.
    • (End of dialogue)