Dialogue for Abyssal demon head (mounted)
Standard dialogue
editIf the player is a house guest
edit- Player: [House owner] killed an abyssal demon! Cool!
- Abyssal demon: Cool for [him/her/them] maybe. How would you like to be stuck on a wall?
- (End of dialogue)
If the player is the house owner
edit- Abyssal demon: Have you considered visiting THE ABYSS?
- I visit the abyss all the time
- Player: I visit the abyss all the time!
- Abyssal demon: I bet you just rush through it though. Everyone there is in such a rush. No one stops to appreciate the beauty of THE ABYSS.
- I have to run through quickly or I'll die
- Player: I have to run through it quickly or I'll die!
- Abyssal demon: Death is a small thing compared to the beauty of THE ABYSS.
- (End of dialogue)
- The abyss looks pretty ugly to me
- Player: The abyss looks pretty ugly to me.
- Abyssal demon: Poor deluded fool. There is no hope for you at all.
- (End of dialogue)
- It's too scary for me
- Player: It's too scary for me!
- Abyssal demon: But does not the fear contribute to your appreciation of THE ABYSS?
- No, it's just scary
- Player: No, it's just scary.
- Abyssal demon: Poor human. You must not judge THE ABYSS by the standards of this world. You must learn to embrace your fear as part of the experience of THE ABYSS.
- (End of dialogue)
- I suppose fear does heighten the senses
- Player: I suppose fear does heighten the senses.
- Abyssal demon: Then you should enhance them further by raising the stakes. Next time you go to THE ABYSS you should take all your most valuable items with you.
- (End of dialogue)
- Could I get an abyssal whip?
- Player: Could I get an abyssal whip?
- Abyssal demon: You must take all your gold and all your most valued items, and take them into THE ABYSS without weapons or armour.
- Player: And then will I get an abyssal whip?
- Abyssal demon: You'll get an ABYSSAL WHIPPING!
- Player: That pun was abyssmal.
- (End of dialogue)