Dialogue for Slug Hemligssen

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During the Fremennik Isles

Operative Budgie, reporting in

• What do you want to say?
• Hello.
  • Player: Hello.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Hello.
  • Player: ...
  • Slug Hemligssen: ...
  • Player: Not very talkative are you?
  • Slug Hemligssen: Nope.
  • Player: ...
  • Slug Hemligssen: ...
  • Player: I'll be off then.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Yup.
  • (End of dialogue)
• The blue fish leap northwards at dawn.
  • Player: The blue fish leap northwards at dawn..
  • Slug Hemligssen: Oranges are not the only fruit.
  • Player: The cabbages bloom in the spring.
  • Slug Hemligssen: My cows produce milk in the evening.
  • Player: I bought an aardvark from Ardougne market.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Yellow balloons are heavier in boxes.
  • Player: ...err...sprockets wangle burps in the forked flan.
  • Slug Hemligssen: You have no idea what you are talking about do you?
  • Player: No, not really.
• It rains frogs during the Winter in Neitiznot.
  • Player: It rains frogs during the Winter in Neitiznot.
  • (continues with "Oranges are not the only fruit")
  • (End of dialogue)
• Free stuff please.
  • Player: Free stuff please.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Ah, Operative Budgie. Welcome to the island.
  • Player: Budgie? That's not my name, you can call me-
  • Slug Hemligssen: Shh!
  • Slug Hemligssen: No names! Names are unnecessary. Loose lives cost tongues.
  • Player: Shouldn't that be...never mind. So Mr Hemli-
  • Slug Hemligssen: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  • Player: Sorry, no names. I forgot.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Call me Operative Nighthawk.
  • Player: How come you get the cool name, and I get called Budgie? Can't I be called Operative Panther? Yeah I like that, panthers are cool. Rarrrr!
  • Slug Hemligssen: This is not a democracy, Operative! Panther already exists and he's working on a mission in Al Kharid. It's my way or the highway.
  • Player: Fine, whatever, I don't care anyway.
  • Slug Hemligssen: To business. Here are the details of your operation. You will infiltrate Burgher Burowgar's hall, deep undercover as a travelling entertainer. Burgher Burowgar and his men are known to relax in the
  • Slug Hemligssen: presence of a jester - and a few barrels of beer. To get the information required from the court of Burgher Burowgar you must entertain him.
  • Slug Hemligssen: While you are obeying the Burgher's instructions you should listen in on the conversations of his council and make note of what they discuss.
  • Slug Hemligssen: When you return I shall ask you a few questions about what you have learned.
  • Player: Very well.
  • Slug Hemligssen: You must wear all four pieces of the jester costume without anything in your hands, as the Burgher's guards will search you thoroughly.
  • Slug Hemligssen: Are you ready to begin?
  • Select an Option
  • I am ready.
    • Player: I am ready.
    • If the player isn't wearing jester costume or is wielding something
    • Slug Hemligssen: Not dressed like that you're not! You'd better get the rest of your kit, or empty your hands if you have anything in them.
  • I just need to visit the bank.
    • Player: I just need to visit the bank.
    • Slug Hemligssen: Hurry back; we must know what Neitiznot's ruler is planning.
    • Player: I shall return soon.
    • (End of dialogue)
• Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
  • Player: Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
  • (continues with "Oranges are not the only fruit")
  • (End of dialogue)

Before performing for the Burgher

• Slug Hemligssen: Have you infiltrated the Burgher's leisure quarters?
• Player: Not yet. I'll do that now.
• (End of dialogue)

Standard dialogue

• Slug Hemligssen: Shhh. Go away. I'm not allowed to talk to you.
• Player: Fine, whatever ...
• (End of dialogue)