User:VerySeriousEditor/A q p W

Welcome to the page for comprehensive documentation of every variant of the A q p W phenomenon on Old Scool RuneScape that I can find

First we have the basic A q p W which is performed by typing "A q p" in chat followed by a second message of " W". That's five spaces before the W, and each space is essential lest you want to be seen as the greatest embarrassment to ever set foot in the Grand Exchange:

A q p
     W

Like I said that's just the basic version. Players can get endlessly more creative in their variations of the A q p W, and trust me they have.

Secondly is a more complex A q p W but still mostly sticking to the basics, the "Shaq plays basketball" A q p W. This along with the next entry is one of the most common A q p Ws you'll come across in-game and has been a staple of A q p Wers for over a decade:

When Shaq plays basketball
He always Wins


Shaq plays
And Wins

What's great about this one is that the two messages form a coherent sentence which, aside from being impressive from an intellectual standpoint, distracts the reader from the existence of the likeness hidden within. Many great A q p Ws follow this format as you'll see soon.

Now for the "A q pizza":

A q pizza has arrived for
Lil Wayne

I don't think I need to explain that one, and if you haven't caught on already then maybe you should reconsider the choices that led you here.

UPDATE 08/02/22 I haven't updated this page in a long time due to being busy with university, but this masterpiece is more important than my coursework and needs to be documented for the history books:

TODO: I will be expanding this page in the coming days with more complex examples and will even delve into the quirks of Old Scool RuneScape's typography and chat system that make this possible. After that I will show you how to create your own custom A q p W to impress your friends with. Also will include in-game screenshots of each A q p W in action (hosted on an external 3rd party image hosting site of course)

Communism q p

Is inevitable W

Iraq Pizza

Lol Wut

A pattern of

Q q p q p q p q p q p q p........ can be combined to make perfect shapes using

W 0W0 W 0W0 W 0W0 W 0W0........

The spacing for this is the q and p with a space and the p and q with a space,

and after the 5 initial spaces a w followed by a space, a 0, a capital w, another 0, and a space repeating this pattern.

-MrTaquito