Transcript of 2018 Easter event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny, Chocco, Milkee, Goldie, Malignius Mortifer, and the player.

Starting off

Easter Bunny: Welcome! Looking forward to this years festivities?
Player: I guess... Chocolate, eggs and bunnies, Easter is what it is.
Easter Bunny: A bit repetitive aint^[sic] it?
Player: A little.
Easter Bunny: Bah! its^[sic] all about the message though, right?
Player: Corporate greed?
Easter Bunny: Exactly! I'm sure you're also very excited to learn about this year's fiasco?
Player: That's why I'm here! Let's get egg making!
Easter Bunny: That's the spirit! You know the drill, head down the rabbit hole and speak to my son, he's got a plan that likely requires him to do very little, and you... Well, you'll do it all!
(End of dialogue)

Speaking to the Easter Bunny again

Easter Bunny: Hey! So, how bad is it this year?
Player: Not spoken to Chocco yet, but I'll keep you informed!
Easter Bunny: Eggsellent!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Chocco

Chocco: How's it hopping?
Player: Let's drop the pleasantries, what insanity do you have in store for me this year?
Chocco: Oh, you'll love this, everything is gone!
Player: Of course it is. So, where am I retrieving it from?
Chocco: Well, we moved back here from our main office on Wester Island, but due to budget cuts, we can't afford the transport costs.
Player: We have to go back?!
Chocco: Y'know, I've got a better idea! if you make a single chocolate egg, we could use magic to make it HUGE, and we can all knock off early.
Player: Great plan, so what's the magic spell you had in mind?
Chocco: I'm just a bunny, you're the wizard.
Player: So... I'm to make the chocolate egg and then I need to provide the spell? What are you doing?!
Chocco: Deleggate^[sic], mostly. I'm the boss'^[sic] son! What did you expect?
Player: Alright, alright, do you at least have any idea on who I can talk to about a growth spell?
Chocco: I heard there was a powerful necromancer south of Falador who accidentally created a giant mole, perhaps he'll know something.
Player: Hmm, I'll see what he has to say.
Chocco: Good luck.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Chocco again

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Speaking to the Easter Bunny after talking to Chocco

Easter Bunny: Hey! So, how bad is it this year?
Player: Chocco has come up with some harebrained idea involving a giant egg and that Necromancer over there...
Easter Bunny: Eggciting!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Malignius Mortifer

Select an Option
Talk about Easter.
- Player: A particular bunny told me you're a dab hand at making things bigger.
- Malignius Mortifer: I suppose you're referring to the incident with the mole... May I ask why you converse with small woodland critters about my feats?
- Player: I've been known to run errands for all types of creatures, it's what I do.
- Malignius Mortifer: And what is it you want to grow exactly?
- Player: Nothing dangerous, just a chocolate egg.
- Malignius Mortifer: I see, another devious plan by the Easter bunny?^[sic]
- Player: You know him?
- Malignius Mortifer: Oh, we've had plenty of discussions, mostly about resurrection, as you'd imagine.
- Player: Of course, bunnies are all about... resurrection.
- Malignius Mortifer: Enough of this chatter, you'll need to make a potion, fortunately the ingredients are sourced locally.
- Player: Ooh, gathering items for a potion, my favourite pastime.
- Malignius Mortifer: You're an odd one, [player name]. What I'll need is... A Draynor Manor cabbage, burnt meat and a clove of garlic.
- Player: Sounds more like ingredients for a foul meal, but sure, I'll be right back.
- Malignius Mortifer: Foul? Perhaps some prefer their meat crispy.
- Player: To each their own, I guess.
- (End of dialogue)
(Non-event dialogue) Talk about something else.

Talking to Malignius again before getting all the ingredients

Select an Option
Talk about Easter.
- Player: I'm back!
- Malignius Mortifer: Good. Do you have everything I asked for?
- Player: Err, no.
- Malignius Mortifer: What I'll need is... A Draynor Manor cabbage, burnt meat and a clove of garlic.
- (Transcript missing. edit)
(Non-event dialogue) Talk about something else.

Bringing Malignius the ingredients

Select an Option
Talk about Easter.
- Player: I've got the ingredients!
- Malignius Mortifer: Aren't you keen, alright, hand them over.
- You hand over the items.
- Malignius Mortifer: Perfect! You see, when a meat has been burnt, it doesn't matter where it came from, it all tastes the same.
- Player: Wait, did I just grab you lunch?
- Malignius Mortifer: Indeed! You think I'm going to make this potion on an empty stomach? Don't be ridiculous.
- Player: So, you have the potion ingredients?
- Malignius Mortifer: I do.
- Player: So what are they?
- Malignius Mortifer: Each potion needs to be specifically brewed for the target, I can't see you causing too much trouble using it on chocolate. Entrusting you with the recipe though? Pah, within seconds the whole of Gielinor will be
- Malignius Mortifer: running for the hills from an army of oversized chickens and rats, and I'd rather my death not be so embarrassingly moronic.
- Player: A simple no would've sufficed.
- Malignius Mortifer: Your conversation bores me, take the potion and begone.
- Player: Cheers! See you around.
- Malignius Mortifer: Hmm, if you must.
- (End of dialogue)
(Non-event dialogue) Talk about something else.

Bringing the growth potion to Chocco

Chocco: Alright, now you've sorted out the potion, we're going to need an egg to test on.
Player: Surely you have plenty of those lying around.
Chocco: Now now, not any old egg, it needs to be a special egg.
Player: Why of course, I'd expect no less...
Chocco: First you'll need some chocolate, luckily for you, the walls in the northern section of the cave are full of the stuff.
Select an Option
Manual labour, lucky me indeed.
- Player: Manual labour, lucky me indeed.
- Chocco: Ahem... secondly, find the toy room in the warrens below, you'll find yourself Milkee, my brother.
- Player: Warrens?
- Chocco: They're a bit maze like in structure, but I'm sure you'll have no problem finding your way.
- Player: Yep, sounds about right.
- Chocco: Lastly, there's a kitchen within the warrens, Goldie will help you flavour the egg, something to do with honey.
- Player: BEES!?
- Chocco: No, not bees, honey.
- Player: Ok, so let me get this straight. First I mine some chocolate, then I navigate this maze, which might I add, seems a little unnecessary.
- Chocco: You'd understand if you were a bunny, but you ain't, so don't bother trying.
- Player: Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason... Then I need to speak to your brother in the toy room and then Goldie in the kitchen.
- Chocco: That pretty much sums it up.
- Player: Great, I'll be right back.
- (End of dialogue)
Why can't I use any old chocolate?
- Player: Why can't I use any old chocolate?
- Chocco: It just doesn't have the same... earthy flavour.
- Continues above at "Ahem... secondly"

Talking to Chocco again

Player: What am I doing again?
Chocco: Find the toy room in the warrens below, you'll find yourself Milkee, my brother. He's likely to ask you questions.
Chocco: There's a kitchen within the warrens, Goldie will help you flavour the egg, something to do with honey. Oh and don't forget to grab an egg mold^[sic] and make the egg!
Player: Thanks.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Milkee

Player: Chocco said you have something for me?
Milkee: Indeed I do, it's a quiz.
Player: Ugh, nothing's ever simple, is it?
Milkee: Nope, it's purposefully overcomplicated to force you to think, or wait sometime and have the answers given to you.
Player: And yet I come back for more...
Milkee: Anyway, shall we begin?
Player: Ok.
Milkee: Out of the 3 major gods, which is your favorite?
Select an Option
Saradomin
- Player: I like to think of myself as fairly righteous and larger than life, Saradomin all the way.
- Milkee: The god of shiny light, fair enough.
- Milkee: What are the colours of your chosen Deity?
- Select an Option
- Green.
- Red and black.
- Blue and white.
  - Milkee: What is the symbol of your chosen Deity?
  - Select an Option
  - A set of large curved horns.
  - A 4 pointed white star.
    - Milkee: What does your chosen deity stand for?
    - Select an Option
    - Order and Wisdom.
      - Milkee: Brilliant, you sure know your Deity trivia! Help yourself to the relevant toy idol from the crates.
      - (End of dialogue)
    - Chaos.
    - Balance.
  - A green tear.
Guthix
- Player: Not really bothered to be honest, so I guess Guthix.
- Milkee: Your indecisive nature leads you to the god of balance, how very fitting.
- Select an Option
- Green.
  - Milkee: What is the symbol of your chosen Deity?
  - Select an Option
  - A set of large curved horns.
  - A 4 pointed white star.
  - A green tear.
    - Milkee: What does your chosen deity stand for?
    - Select an Option
    - Order and Wisdom.
    - Chaos.
    - Balance.
      - Milkee: Brilliant, you sure know your Deity trivia! Help yourself to the relevant toy idol from the crates.
      - (End of dialogue)
- Red and black.
- Blue and white.
Zamorak
- Player: Fire and brimstone! May Zamorak light my path with the blood of my enemies.
- Milkee: I'm sure the Dark Lord is pleased with your blind devotion and love of fire.
- Milkee: What are the colours of your chosen Deity?
- Select an Option
- Green.
- Red and black.
  - Milkee: What is the symbol of your chosen Deity?
  - Select an Option
  - A set of large curved horns.
    - Milkee: What does your chosen deity stand for?
    - Select an Option
    - Order and Wisdom.
    - Chaos.
      - Milkee: Brilliant, you sure know your Deity trivia! Help yourself to the relevant toy idol from the crates.
      - (End of dialogue)
    - Balance.
  - A 4 pointed white star.
  - A green tear.
- Blue and white.
I prefer to worship the lesser known Deities.
- Player: I prefer to worship the lesser known Deities.
- Milkee: Let's pretend that you listened to my original question...
- Player: Oh, ok.
- (Shows other options)

Trying to take the wrong idol

Milkee: Hey! That wasn't the god you chose.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Goldie

Player: Apparently you're to help me create this year's egg flavour.
Goldie: Chocco has informed me that you'd be checking in. Apparently last year my addition went down very well. Quite literally.
Player: Hmm, I'll probe no further.
Goldie: Well, you'll find out in time... Let's make a game out of this, ey?
Player: Isn't this whole thing a game?
Goldie: Suppose it is! Around this kitchen you'll find an asortment^[sic] of flavours, I've not bothered learning their names, just the colours.
Player: That's fairly odd, but I'll go with it.
Goldie: Chocco mentioned you like to interrupt, such a lack of patience.
Player: Get on with it.
Goldie: Hmm, so I'll need you to give me 3 flavours in a specific order, if you mess it up...
Player: ...
Goldie: You'll see, just try not to mess it up.
Player: Alright, which flavours do you want?
Goldie: Give me something [red/black/orange/yellow/green] after something [red/black/orange/yellow/green] but before something [red/black/orange/yellow/green].
(End of dialogue)

Searching the sweet shelf

What would you like?
Sweet Herb
Jam
Honey
Maple Syrup
Treacle

Talking to Goldie again

Goldie: Around this kitchen you'll find an assortment of flavours. I've not bothered learning their names, just the colours.
Goldie: Give me something [red/black/orange/yellow/green] after something [red/black/orange/yellow/green] but before something [red/black/orange/yellow/green].
(End of dialogue)

Using the flavours on Goldie in the right order

First flavour:
- Goldie: Mmmm, hmm, that went down well.
- (End of dialogue)
Second flavour:
- Goldie: Uh huh... yep... that went down well.
- (End of dialogue)
Third flavour:
- Goldie: Oof, that's it. That combination was perfect.
- Player: Now what?
- Goldie: Give us a sec...
- Player: ...
- Goldie: ...
- Player: ...
- Goldie: ...Almost there.
- Player: What am I witnessing?
- Goldie: Magic... Just... One... More... Done!
- Player: Well, I'm not unseeing that any time soon.
- Goldie: First time is always a little awkward, just don't dwell on it too much. Here, takes^[sic] these.
- Player: Can I wash these?
- Goldie: Chocco wouldn't be impressed. Grab yourself an egg mold^[sic] and if you've already got the toy idol, make yourself an egg using the stoves here.
- Player: Well, I'm glad this is almost over, see you around.
- Goldie: Pleasure doing business with you, [player name].
- (End of dialogue)

Bringing the chocolate egg to Chocco

Player: The egg is finished.
Chocco: Great! There is a staging area to the south, place the egg on the platform and pour on the growth potion.
Player: Are you sure the platform will be able to take the weight?
Chocco: It should be alright, but in case something terrible happens, come speak to me.
Player: I feel like you're not telling me something...
Chocco: It's not your place to know everything [player name], best to leave the knowing to your elders.
Player: Fairly sure I'm older than the average life span of a rabbit, but I've already come this far.
Chocco: Eggzactly!
Player: The time for egg puns is oval. Does that work?
Chocco: It's the thought that counts.
Player: Anyways, guess I'll go grow an egg.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Chocco again

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Placing the egg on the platform

Player: Right, let's get cracking.
The egg starts to grow in size.
Player: Cool!
The egg grows rapidly, becoming bigger and bigger.
Player: Nooo! Too big!
The egg grows so big that the platform breaks from under it and it falls down below.
Player: Oops...
Player: I guess I'd better give Chocco the bad news... I hope he likes his eggs scrambled.
(End of dialogue)

Returning to Chocco

Player: So, about that egg.
Chocco: Got a bit heavy for the staging arena? What an unfortunate sequence of events.
Player: Yeah, so what now?
Chocco: Go sort IT out.
Player: It?
Chocco: Well, if you've kept to the recipe eggzactly, it wouldn't be empty now, would it.
Player: You mean the toy?
Chocco: Your faith in your gods has created a miracle!
Player: Wait, what? You never mentioned this.
Chocco: Did I not? Huh, I guess that's possible. You'd better get down there quick y'know, it may have already nested.
Player: NESTED?!
Chocco: Yup. Down the hole you go.
Player: Oh for bwuk sake.
Chocco: Good luck!
Player: ...Indeed.
(End of dialogue)

Climbing down after the chicken

If the player is a hardcore ironman:
- The following combat is considered safe death for Hardcore Ironpersons such as yourself.
Player: Now to find it...
Player: What a fowl beast!
(End of dialogue)

Killing the chicken

Player: There, that wasn't so hard!
(End of dialogue)

Trying to pass through the briar early

Player: That looks horribly sharp, I think that's above my pay grade.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Chocco after killing the chicken

Player: The chick is... no more.
Chocco: You monster... And what about the mother?
Player: No, I'm done, give me a reward now, I'm not doing anything else.
Chocco: Well I never recalled promising you a reward.
Player: Really? You're going to be like that?
Chocco: Eggsactly. Finish the job and I'll give you your reward.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Chocco once more

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Climbing back down to face the bigger chicken

If you picked Saradomin:
- Chocco: Looks like that toy you used to make the egg has dedeggated it to Saradomin. I suggest you use magic or mining to defeat it!
- Player: Now to REALLY find that chicken... afterall^[sic], how hard can it be to deal with a chicken?
- (End of dialogue)
If you picked Zamorak:
- Chocco: Looks like that toy you used to make the egg has dedeggated it to Zamorak. I suggest you use melee or firemaking to defeat it!
- Player: Now to REALLY find that chicken... afterall^[sic], how hard can it be to deal with a chicken?
- (End of dialogue)
If you picked Guthix:
- Chocco: Looks like that toy you used to make the egg has dedeggated it to Guthix. I suggest you use ranged or woodcutting to defeat it!
- Player: Now to REALLY find that chicken... afterall^[sic], how hard can it be to deal with a chicken?
- (End of dialogue)

Killing the colossal chocolate chicken

Player: I'd better get a reward for this!
(End of dialogue)

Finishing up

Player: It's done... where's my reward.
Chocco: Don't you care about Easter?
What would you like?
Not really, I want the reward.
- Player: I want my reward.
- Chocco: I just have one small favour to ask...
- Player: No... nonono. No? NO! What now? I thought I was done!
- Chocco: That chicken you destroyed, well its^[sic] back, only this time you can destroy it with friends for some easter goodies!
- Player: Oh. I expected worse..
- Chocco: Head back down to the nest and youll^[sic] see for yourself.
- (End of dialogue)
I'm curious as to how you're going to fix it.
- Player: I'm curious as to how you're going to fix it.
- Chocco: No problems there, all the chocolate from the egg that fell down was perfect for making more flavoured eggs.
- Continues above at "I want my reward."

Post-event dialogue

Chocco

Chocco: Hey! Thanks for the help! You did an eggselent^[sic] job.
Player: You think so? For a moment there I thought I'd really chickened it up.
Chocco: Nah, all part of the bigger plan, now we have endless chocolate eggs.
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny

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