Dialogue for Two-pints

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Standard dialogue

Two-pints: 'elo... *hic*
Select an Option
Can I have another cloak?
- Player: Can I have another cloak?
- Two pints gives you another cloak.
- (Shows initial options)
Who are you?
- Player: Who are you?
- Two-pints: They call me Two pints... I'm the taskmaster for the Ardougne Achievement Diary.
- Select an Option
- Why do they call you Two pints?
  - Player: Why do they call you Two pints?
  - Two-pints: I'm not too sure really... my memory isn't the greatest... *hic*
  - Player: Maybe you lost a game of Runelink and had to change your name as a forfeit?
  - Two-pints: Perhaps... *hic* I know a great drinking game for that!
  - Player: Suddenly it all makes sense...
  - Two pints mutters incoherently and stumbles away.
  - (End of dialogue)
- What is the Achievement Diary?
  - Player: What is the Achievement Diary?
  - Two-pints: It's a diary that helps you keep track of particular achievements. In and around Ardougne it can help you discover some quite useful things. Eventually, with enough exploration, the inhabitants will reward you.
  - Two-pints: You can see the list of tasks on the side-panel.
  - (Shows initial options)
I have a question about my Achievement Diary^[sic]
- Player: I have a question about my Achievement diary.
- Select an Option
- What is the Achievement Diary?
  - (Same as above)
- What are the rewards?
  - Two-pints: Well, there are four different Ardougne cloaks, which match up with the four levels of difficulty. Each has the same rewards as the previous level and some additional benefits too... which tier of rewards would you like to
  - Two-pints: know more about?
  - Select an Option
  - Easy Rewards.
    - Player: Tell me more about the Easy rewards please!
    - Two-pints: If you complete all of the easy tasks in Ardougne: The Citizen in West Ardougne will buy cats for 200 death runes each, some drops in the Tower of Life will be noted and the cape can teleport you to the Monastery
    - Two-pints: south of Ardougne too.
    - Player: Thanks!
    - (End of dialogue)
  - Medium Rewards.
    - Player: Tell me more about the Medium rewards please!
    - Two-pints: In addition to the easy rewards: Wizard Cromperty will give you 100 noted pure essence each day, even more drops will be noted in the Tower of Life, you've got a 10% better chance at pickpocketing in Ardougne, you
    - Two-pints: can toggle the ring of life to teleport to Ardougne, you get three teleports each day to the Ardougne farming patch and you can hold up to 56 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
    - Player: Thanks!
    - (End of dialogue)
  - Hard Rewards.
    - Player: Tell me more about the Hard rewards please!
    - Two-pints: In addition to the easy and medium benefits: Wizard Cromperty will give you 150 pure essence each day, you can toggle the Watchtower teleport to the centre of Yanille, claim further drops as notes in the Tower of
    - Two-pints: Life, teleports to the farming patch increased to five per day, have a 10% better chance at pickpocketing everywhere and you can hold up to 84 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
    - Player: Thanks!
    - (End of dialogue)
  - Elite Rewards.
    - Player: Tell me more about the Elite rewards please!
    - Two-pints: In addition to the previous tiers of rewards: Wizard Cromperty will give you 250 pure essence every day, you will catch 50% more fish from the Fishing Trawler and receive 25% more marks of grace on the
    - Two-pints: Ardougne agility course. Your cape will have unlimited teleports to the Ardougne farming patch, Bert will automatically deliver your daily sand and you can hold up to 140 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
    - Player: Thanks!
    - (End of dialogue)
- How do I claim the rewards?
  - Player: How do I claim the rewards?
  - Two-pints: Just complete the tasks in Ardougne so they're ticked off, then come and speak to me for your rewards.
  - (Shows initial options)
- Bye!
  - (Same as below)
Bye!
- Player: Bye!
- Two-pints: See you later!
- (End of dialogue)

Easy tasks completed

Player: I've completed all of the easy tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!
Two-pints: I can see that, well done! You'll be wanting your reward then!
Player: Yes please!
(Player receives Ardougne cloak 1 and Antique lamp (easy).)
Two-pints: This cloak is a symbol of your exploration of Ardougne. The Citizen in West Ardougne will buy cats for 200 death runes each, some drops in the Tower of Life will be noted and the cape can teleport you to the
Two-pints: Monastery south of Ardougne too.
Player: Wow, thanks!
Two-pints: If you ever lose your cloak, come back to me to reclaim it.
(Shows initial options)

Medium tasks completed

Player: I've completed all of the medium tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!
If the player hasn't completed all the previous tasks:
- (Transcript missing. edit)
If the player has completed all the previous tasks:
- Two-pints: I can see that, well done! You'll be wanting your reward then!
- Player: Yes please!
- (Player receives Ardougne cloak 2 and Antique lamp (medium).)
- Two-pints: I've upgraded your Ardougne cloak for you. Wizard Cromperty will give you 100 noted pure essence each day, even more drops will be noted in the Tower of Life, you've got a 10% better chance at pickpocketing in
- Two-pints: Ardougne, you can toggle the ring of life to teleport to Ardougne, you get three teleports each day to the Ardougne farming patch and you can hold up to 56 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
- Player: Wow, thanks!
- (End of dialogue)

Hard tasks completed

Player: I've completed all of the hard tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!
If the player hasn't completed all the previous tasks:
- (Transcript missing. edit)
If the player has completed all the previous tasks:
- Two-pints: I can see that, well done! You'll be wanting your reward then!
- Player: Yes please!
- Two-pints: I've upgraded your Ardougne cloak for you. Wizard Cromperty will give you 150 pure essence each day, you can toggle the Watchtower teleport to the centre of Yanille, claim further drops as notes in the Tower of
- Two-pints: Life, teleports to the farming patch increased to five per day, have a 10% better chance at pickpocketing everywhere and you can hold up to 84 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
- Player: Wow, thanks!
- (Shows initial options)

Elite tasks completed

Player: I've completed all of the elite tasks in my Ardougne achievement diary!
If the player hasn't completed all the previous tasks:
- (Transcript missing. edit)
If the player has completed all the previous tasks, but does not have 91 Smithing (boostable):
- Two-pints: What, with your stats? I don't believe you. You'd need a Smithing level of 91. Ask me again when you've got your Smithing level up.
- (Shows initial options)
If the player has completed all the previous tasks and has 91 Smithing (boostable):
- Two-pints: I can see that, well done! You've completed all of the tasks in Ardougne! Here's your reward!
- Two-pints: I've upgraded your Ardougne cloak for you. Wizard Cromperty will give you 250 pure essence every day, you will catch 50% more fish from the Fishing Trawler and receive 25% more marks of grace on the
- Two-pints: Ardougne agility course. Your cape will have unlimited teleports to the Ardougne farming patch, Bert will automatically deliver your daily sand and you can hold up to 140 coin pouches whilst pickpocketing.
- Player: Wow, thanks!
- (Shows initial options)