Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?
Player: Stabbers?
Rantz: For da stabbie chucker, I's wanna hunt da chompy! Da chompy is der bestest yummies for Rantz, Fycie and Bugs! Creature knows what Rantz wants... flyin' to stabbie da chompy!
The ogre shows you a huge but crude bow and then starts to nod energetically in an effort to help you understand.
Player: I think I understand. You want me to make some arrows for you?
Rantz: Yeah, is what Rantz sayed, make da stabbers for da stabby chucker!
If the player is missing at least one requirement:
Before starting this quest, be aware that one or more of your skill levels are lower than what is required to fully complete it.
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Start the Big Chompy Bird Hunting quest?
Yes.
Player: OK, I'll make you some 'stabbers'.
Rantz: Good you creature, you need sticksies from achey tree and stabbies from dog bones.
(End of dialogue)
No.
Player: Er, make you're own 'stabbers'!
Rantz: When I make 'stabbers', I pretend you chompy and practice on you!
Rantz: Erk! Da's a yukky chompy, I's wants a yummie chompy!
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Rantz: Hey you creature... Have you made me da stabbers? I wanna stick da chompy?
Player: Er not exactly?
Rantz: You do stabbers quick quick! Or Rantz make stabbers for Rantz and then practice for chompy sticking on creature!
Select an Option
How do I make the 'stabbers' again?
Player: How do I make the 'stabbers' again?
Rantz: Grrr creature... you's no good stabber maker! You's make da stabbie bit from da dog bones, and get da sticksies from da Achey tree... simple see? Oh and da flufsies from da flappers as well!
Player: Oh, so I need logs from the achey tree, bones from a canine... and feathers?
Rantz: Is just what Rantz sayed! ~ The hulking ogre nods excitedly. ~
(End of dialogue)
Ok, I'll make the 'stabbers' for you.
Player: Ok, I'll make the 'stabbers' for you.
Rantz: Good creature, quickly, hurry bring da stabbers!
Bugs: Hey you Creature, Dad says you's is gonna get da stabbers!
Player: That's right... I'm making some 'stabbers' for Rantz.
Bugs: Dat's great...Dad want's to hunt da chompy... Da chompy is our bestest yumms! Yous needies da scratchers for makin' dem huh? I's wants some bright pretties for em!
Bugs shows you a chisel and a knife.
Player: How many 'bright pretties' do you want?
Bugs: Bugs wants lots of bright pretties, this many! ~ Bugs quickly opens and closes his hands in front ~ ~ of you to indicate a number of bright pretties. ~ ~ It looks like he wants 10 gold coins.~
Select an Option
Ok, I'll give you 10 bright pretties.
Player: Ok, I'll give you 10 bright pretties.
If the player does not have 10 coins:
Bugs: You's not got da bright pretties... I wants da bright pretties..you not get no scratchers wid'out da bright pretties.
(End of dialogue)
If the player has 10 coins and inventory space:
You offer the 10 coins for the tools.
Bugs: Ok, dat's a good 'un, I got da bright pretties and you got da scratchers!
Fycie: Hey you Creature, I know's what you is You's a 'uman!
Player: That's right... and I'm making some 'stabbers' for Rantz.
Fycie: Dat's great...Dad want's to hunt da chompy... Da chompy is our bestest yumms! You needsing flufsies for stabbers, Fycie have some but I is wanting some bright pretties for em!
Fycie shows you the flufsies...you count 25 of them.
Player: How many 'bright pretties' do you want?
Fycie: Mee's wants lots of bright pretties, this many! ~ Fycie quickly opens and closes her hands in front ~ ~ of you to indicate a number of bright pretties. ~ ~ It looks like she wants 50 gold coins.~
Ok, I'll give you 50 bright pretties.
Player: Ok, I'll give you 50 bright pretties.
If the player does not have 50 coins:
Fycie: You's not got da bright pretties... I wants da bright pretties..you not get no flufsies wid'out da bright pretties.
(End of dialogue)
If the player has 50 coins and inventory space:
You offer the 50 coins for the 25 flufsies.
Fycie: Ok, dat's a good 'un, I got da bright pretties and you got da flufsies!
Rantz: Hey you creature..you made da stabbers Dat's good creature!
Rantz: Hey, deese stabbers no good... did you make dem you's self? You go make dem stabbers for me creature! Don't get old ones or from other creatures.
Rantz: Erk! Da's a yukky chompy, I's wants a yummie chompy!
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Rantz: Hey you creature... Have you made me da stabbers? I wanna stick da chompy?
Player: Well, yes actually, as you asked so nicely. Here you go! Here's your 'stabbers'.
If the player more than six ogre arrows not made by themselves:
Rantz: Hey, 'dee'se stabbers no good! Did you make dem you's self? YOU go make dem arrows for ME creature!
(End of dialogue)
If the player has less than six ogre arrows:
Rantz: Dat's not enough, me's an good shot, but need some for practice. Bring more than fingers on hand...
(End of dialogue)
If the player has six or more ogre arrows:
Rantz takes six ogre arrows off you.
Rantz: Ahh, der creature has dem... goodly, goodly. Now us can stick der chompy bird...
Rantz: But da chompy not coming without da fatsy toadies... Godda get der fatsy toadies to get da chompys. Den we put it over de're and sneaky, sneaky stick da chompy.
Select an Option
How do we make the chompys come?
Player: How do we make the chompys come?
Rantz: Chompys love da fatsy toadies. Toadies get big on der swamp gas and der chompys are licking der lips for em as me is licking lips for da chompy. Da chompys don't like da smaller toadies from nearby swampy.
Rantz: Dey's fussie eaters just like Rantz. Fycie an' Bugs play with toadies and blower dey's all times making fatsy toadies.
(Shows previous options)
What are 'fatsy toadies'?
Player: What are 'fatsy toadies'?
Rantz: Fatsy toadies are da chompy burds bestest yumms. But da toadies here are too small for da chompy. You've godda make da toadies big and round!
(Shows previous options)
Where do we put the fatsy toadies?
Player: Where do we put the 'fatsy toadies'?
Rantz: Over der!
The ogre points to a small clearing to da south.
Rantz: Ok creature? You got dat? Over dere by der no tree's place.
(Shows previous options)
What do you mean 'sneaky..sneaky, stick da chompy?'
Player: What do you mean 'sneaky..sneaky, stick the chompy?'
Rantz: Duh! You creature is a bit stoopid yes? Us needs to sneaky, sneaky and stick da chompy! Den we can eat da chompy!
Rantz: Hey you creature..you made da stabbers Dat's good creature!
Player: Well, yes actually, as you asked so nicely. Here you go! Here's your 'stabbers'.
Rantz takes six ogre arrows off you.
Rantz: Ahh, der creature has dem... goodly, goodly. Now us can stick der chompy bird...
Rantz: But da chompy not coming without da fatsy toadies... Godda get der fatsy toadies to get da chompys. Den we put it over de're and sneaky, sneaky stick da chompy.
Select an Option
How do we make the chompys come?
(Same as above)
What are 'fatsy toadies'?
(Same as above)
Where do we put the fatsy toadies?
(Same as above)
What do you mean 'sneaky..sneaky, stick da chompy?'
(Same as above)
Ok, thanks.
(Same as above)
Using ogre arrows on Rantz after giving him some already
Rantz: Da chompy still not coming! We need da fatsy toady to get da chompy, do you got it? Do you got da fatsy toady? Then we can sneaky, sneaky stick da chompy.
Player: No I haven't got the 'fatsy toady' yet!
Rantz: Dat's a pidy... but maybe Rantz can help da creature?
Select an Option
How do we make the chompys come?
(Same as above)
What are 'fatsy toadies'?
(Same as above)
Where do we put the fatsy toadies?
(Same as above)
What do you mean 'sneaky..sneaky, stick da chompy?'
Player: Rantz said that you play with the 'fatsy toadies', what are they?
Bugs: Oh we sometimes use da blower on da toadies but Dad don't let us get in da locked box no more. He, he, it was good fun making da toadies fat on da swamp gas.
Player: Rantz said that you play with the 'fatsy toadies', what are they?
Fycie: Oh we sometimes is using blower on da toadies but Dad don't let us get in da locksy bocksy no more. He, he, big chuklees when make da toadies fat on da swampy gas.
Rantz: Da chompy still not coming! We need da fatsy toady to get da chompy, do you got it? Do you got da fatsy toady? Then we can sneaky, sneaky stick da chompy.
Player: Yes, I have a 'fatsy toady' for you, here look!
You show the bloated toad to Rantz. He nods with approval.
Rantz: Dat's a good fatsy toady, now we's need to put it for da chompy to come.
Player: Where should I put the 'fatsy toadies'?
Rantz: Over 'dere creature, put da toadies over der! ~ The ogre points to a clearing to the south. ~
You show Rantz the freshly plucked chompy carcass.
Rantz: Dat's a great chompy, you musta got a lucky shot wiv da stabbie chucker.
Rantz: Okay's now you's needs to cook da chompy! Slurp! You's can cook it's over der! ~ Rantz points to a nearby spit roast. ~
Rantz: But's we's particular about our chompy yumms. Me's wants Onion. wiv mine! Fycie and Bugs want something wiv der's as well, go and ask 'em wat dey want.
Player: What! Now I've got the chompy bird, you expect me to cook it as well?
Rantz: Yep, da spit's over der! Last time Rantz did yummies, got very bad, did bad things to food...and belly.
You show Rantz the freshly plucked chompy carcass.
Rantz: Dat's a great chompy, you musta got a lucky shot wiv da stabbie chucker.
Rantz: Okay's now you's needs to cook da chompy! Slurp! You's can cook it's over der! <col=0000ff>~ Rantz points to a nearby spit roast. ~
Rantz: But's we's particular about our chompy yumms. Me's wants Onion. wiv mine! Fycie and Bugs want something wiv der's as well, go and ask 'em wat dey want.
Player: What! Now I've got the chompy bird, you expect me to cook it as well?
Rantz: Yep, da spit's over der! Last time Rantz did yummies, got very bad, did bad things to food... and belly.
Rantz: Okay's now you's needs to cook da chompy! Slurp! You's can cook it's over der! ~ Rantz points to a nearby spit roast. ~
A random dialogue is selected from the following:
Dialogue 1
Rantz: But's we's particular about our chompy yumms. Me's wants Potato wiv mine! Fycie and Bugs want something wiv der's as well, go and ask 'em wat dey want.
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Dialogue 2
Rantz: But's we's particular about our chompy yumms. Me's wants Onion. wiv mine! Fycie and Bugs want something wiv der's as well, go and ask 'em wat dey want.
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Player: What! Now I've got the chompy bird, you expect me to cook it as well?
Rantz: Yep, da spit's over der! Last time Rantz did yummies, got very bad, did bad things to food... and belly.
You can only add ingredients when you're cooking a chompy bird. Ensure you have the seasonings you want to use in your inventory when cooking the chompy bird and you will use them automatically when cooking.
(End of dialogue)
Attempting to cook the chompy without the requested ingredients
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You carefully place the chompy bird on the spit-roast.
You add the other ingredients and cook the food.
You use the [potato/onion], [tomato/doogle leaves]] and the [equa leaves/cabbage] with the chompy bird to make a seasoned chompy.
Rantz: Hey creature, did you's get da cooked chompy yet? I smelled something cooking and it mades me 'ungry. Hand over da chompy if ya know what's good for ya.
Player: Yes, here you go, here's your cooked chompy bird.
You hand over the cooked chompy bird to Rantz.
Rantz: Hey hey! We got da delicious chompy bird - yay! This looks really tasty as well!
Rantz: Tank's very much for da chompy... Fycie an Bugs like very much da chompy yumms! ~ The family of ogres sit down together and enjoy your well cooked chompy bird. ~
Bugs shows you a chisel and a knife.
You offer the 50 coins for the 25 flufsies.
You hand over the coins... and Rantz hands over the bow.
