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2019 Easter Event

Starting the 2019 Easter Event

Easter Bunny: Oh no, why today of all days?
Player: What's wrong Mr Rabbit?
Easter Bunny: I'm having an eggceptionally bad day. But if you must know, my Egg making machine is shell dry and the next shipment of fuel will not be here for a while!
Easter Bunny: I would love it if a cracking adventurer, such as yourself, would help a Bunny in need.
Will you help the Easter Bunny?
Yes.
- Player: I would love to help you mix up some more fuel.
- Easter Bunny: Thanks for eggreeing to help me.
- Easter Bunny: There are three ingredients that are needed to make the fuel.
- Easter Bunny: The first ingredient is Dried cocoa. During any other time of year this ingredient would be eggceptionally hard to get.
- Easter Bunny: But if I'm spot on with my information, there should be a merchant rolling into Al Kharid soon. He should sell you some.
- Easter Bunny: Try not to bring me camel dung, they do look similar.
- Easter Bunny: The second ingredient is really high quality milk.
- Easter Bunny: The most eggceptional milk around has got to be milk from Hosidius, I'm sure Duke Horacio's cook can help you out.
- Easter Bunny: The third ingredient is some cracking spices, very special ones. Can't go into detail, trade secret and all.
- Easter Bunny: I'm sure if you talk to Martin in Draynor, he'll be a good egg and help you out if you ask for Special spices.
- Easter Bunny: Since you're doing errands for me. Feel Free to use my tunnels to get around.
- Easter Bunny: But don't make a yolk out of it, you may only use each tunnel once. Can't have you interrupting my workers any more than that.
- Easter Bunny: Also, if you ever forget what you need, there will be a worker nearby who can remind you.
- Player: I'll get right on it. Be back soon.
- Easter Bunny: See you soon!
- (End of dialogue)
No.
- Player: Get stuffed.
- Easter Bunny: I'll have you know this is no yolking matter.
- (End of dialogue)

After starting the event, before the supplies are gathered

Where do I get the Dried cocoa?
- Player: Where do I get the Dried cocoa?
- Easter Bunny: During any other time of year this ingredient would be a nightmare to get.
- Easter Bunny: But if I'm spot on with my information, there should bea merchant making his way from the Kharidian Desert to Al Kharid.
- Easter Bunny: I'd suggest checking the Shantay Pass.
- (Shows other options)
Where do I get the bottle of Hosidius milk?
- Player: Where do I get the bottle of Hosidius milk?
- Easter Bunny: The most eggceptional milk around has got to be milk from Hosidius, I'm sure Duke Horacio's cook in Lumbridge castle can help you out.
- (Shows other options)
Where do I get the Special spices?
- Player: Where do I get the Special spices?
- Easter Bunny: I'm sure if you talk to Martin in Draynor, he'll be a good egg and help you out if you ask for Special spices.
- Easter Bunny: He should get the hint.
- (Shows other options)
Goodbye.
- Player: Goodbye.
- Easter Bunny: Keep on rolling my friend!
- (End of dialogue)

2025 Easter Event

When first spoken to, after starting the quest

Player: Easter Bunny! I knew I would find you here.
Easter Bunny: Easter Bunny... Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Player: How long exactly?
Easter Bunny: Oh, almost a year.
Player: ...
Player: What have people been calling you instead?
Easter Bunny: I go by many names.
Easter Bunny: Some call me 'Eggrabbit'.
Easter Bunny: Others call me 'Long Ears Johnson'.
Player: Mhmm?
Easter Bunny: Many times have I walked past Varrock West Bank and been called 'Sellin lobbies 200gp'.
Easter Bunny: I don't really understand that one.
Player: Do you think perhaps they weren't talking to you?
Easter Bunny: Who could blame them? I'm a failure!
Player: Oh come on now, what do you mean?
Easter Bunny: You call me the Easter Bunny? What right do I have to that name?
Easter Bunny: I don't feel the spirit of Easter within me.
Easter Bunny: *sniff*
Easter Bunny: I'm just a big dumb rabbit!
Player: Aww, that's... come on!
Easter Bunny: I've ruined Easter for everyone!
Player: Aww...
Easter Bunny: WAHHHH!
The Easter Bunny is clearly very upset and needs cheering up. Perhaps the other people in the Rabbit Hole have some ideas?
(End of dialogue)

When spoken to a second time

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: Maybe I'll make my way through this sorry old world as a clown...
(End of dialogue)

Cheering up Easter Bunny with Bowley Moley's Bowling

Bowley Moley: Hello! Have you come to take part in the festivities?
Select an option
The Easter Bunny is looking awfully glum this year.
- Player: The Easter Bunny is looking awfully glum this year.
- Player: Perhaps we can help raise the Easter spirits?
- Bowley Moley: You want to do some necromancy... To cheer up the Easter Bunny?
- Player: No no no! It's just a figure of speech.
- Player: I just wonder if we could do anything to help.
- Bowley Moley: Leave it to me boss.
- Bowley Moley: I happen to know the E.B. is a big fan of bowling. In fact, he used to be a wizard on the lanes. A champion!
- Bowley Moley: I also happen to have the ability to...
- Bowley Moley: ...Rig the game in his favour.
- Bowley Moley: Which is handy, he's very out of practise nowadays.
- Player: Won't he suspect something?
- Bowley Moley: Oh no! You see, I have these gears set up just here.
- Bowley Moley: Wait, are you just trying to get my trade secrets?
- Player: This is strictly a humanitarian effort!
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Player: Bun-itarian..?
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Player: Look, I just want to get Easter back on track.
- Player: You can keep your hustle going, I just want to help the Easter Bunny.
- Bowley Moley: Oh alright, since I do owe the big softie. But I've got my whiskers on you!
- Small cutscene ensues...
- Easter Bunny: So, what is it you wanted to show me, [player name]?
- Player: Well, Bowley here let me in on your secret. Bowling champion three years in a row.
- Easter Bunny: Oh. Those were the days, I haven't partaken for while now though...
- Easter Bunny: I just haven't had the spring in my step with my egg responsibilities.
- Player: Well, here's your chance!
- Easter Bunny: What do you mean? It's hardly fun without decent competition.
- Easter Bunny: And nobody here quite likes bowling.
- Bowley Moley: They what now?
- Bowley Moley: I've only just gone and spent ages digging out this place and installing the machinery!
- Player: Nothing to worry about I'm sure!
- Easter Bunny: Ah Bowley, it is good to see you again.
- Bowley Moley: Long Ears Johnson. Come to terrorise me pins again?
- Player: We'll see about that.
- Easter Bunny: Oh yes, [player name] is apparently quite good.
- Easter Bunny: It's been so long since I've had a decent set with a worthy opponent.
- Player: Chin up bucko, I'm here and ready to challenge your rule of these alleys!
- Easter Bunny: Well, I suppose I'm not doing anything else. Why not?
- The player bowls down 3 carrot pins.
- Easter Bunny: A fine shot, but not quite enough!
- Easter Bunny: Watch this!
- Bowley Moley: !
- Thunk
- The Easter Bunny bowls a strike.
- Player: A lucky strike?
- Player: I'd better shape up or this will be quite one sided.
- Player: And that would be no fun at all.
- Player: ...
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Clang
- The player bowls down the middle 6 pins.
- Easter Bunny: Ah, so you have some fight in you.
- Player: I could do this all day.
- Easter Bunny: That's exactly what I wanted to hear!
- The screen fades black with the text "Some time later..."
- Easter Bunny: I'm surprised I hadn't heard about your prowess before, [player name].
- Player: Ah you know me, the most modest adventurer in Gielinor.
- Easter Bunny: Ah, well I suppose I should pack it in while I'm ahead.
- Easter Bunny: But we should do this again.
- Bowley Moley: Aye we should! Also if you could get the word out about my establishment, I'll be raking it in!
- Bowley Moley: I mean... The Rabbit Hole will enjoy all the visitors?
- Player: Well, anyway...
- Player: It was a close match. How are you feeling now?
- Easter Bunny: Oh it was fun but I think I'm just going to sit in the Rabbit Hole a bit longer.
- Easter Bunny: I should be off. Always a pleasure, Bowley.
- Bowley Moley: Aye, till next time.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after bowling

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: I feel less horrible I suppose...
Player: Well, that's a start!
(End of dialogue)

Using a fancy carrot on the Easter Bunny

Player: Hey Bunny, would you like a fancy carrot?
Easter Bunny: Not really, I've eaten a lot of carrots recently.
Player: They're really good.
Easter Bunny: I'm alright, thank you though.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny while holding fancy carrot juice, or using fancy carrot juice on him

Easter Bunny: Oh, hello again, [player name].
Player: Hello! I have a surprise for you.
Easter Bunny: Oh? A surprise? It's not something horrible I hope.
Player: Oh no, it's something quite delicious actually.
Easter Bunny: Delicious?
Player: A lovely mug of carrot juice!
Easter Bunny: Oh please no more!
Player: Don't worry, this is fancy carrot juice. I made it myself with some fantastic carrots.
Easter Bunny: You made it? Well in that case I suppose I might give it a try. As long as Wheeler hasn't been near it.
Player: I made sure of that. Go on!
Easter Bunny: Here we go then...
Easter Bunny: Oh...
Easter Bunny: Oh my...
Easter Bunny: Wow!
Easter Bunny: That was delicious, nothing like the usual slop.
Easter Bunny: Thank you, [player name], I really needed that.
Player: You're welcome!
Player: How are you feeling now? Any better?
Easter Bunny: Hmm... I'm feeling a bit more hopeful. Like spring is about to, well, spring! But I'm not sure if Easter is really my thing any more.
Player: I'm sure I can help you remember how wonderful it is.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after giving him the fancy carrot juice

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: Hmm... I'm feeling a bit more hopeful. Like spring is about to, well, spring! But I'm not sure if Easter is really my thing any more.
Player: I'm sure I can help you remember how wonderful it is.
(End of dialogue)

Trying to talk to Easter Bunny with Easter buns without talking to Eggus Manus

Player: Hmmm... I should check in with Eggus before I give one of these buns to the Easter Bunny. Quality control or something.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after having Magus Manus test the bun

Easter Bunny: Hello...
Player: Hi! I'm back with an Easter treat, just for you.
Easter Bunny: Huh?
Player: It's something special.
Easter Bunny: Special eh? Why would you give me something special?
Player: Because you deserve it.
Easter Bunny: I don't know if I deserve anything.
Player: Of course you do!
Player: Here, it's an Easter bun. Fresh out of the oven.
Easter Bunny: An Easter bun? I like those!
Easter Bunny: ...
Easter Bunny: Yum! That was lovely. Thanks, [player name].
Easter Bunny: You're a good friend.
Player: You are most welcome. Do you feel a bit more Easter- ey now?
Easter Bunny: Oh, I'm starting to remember now! Easter is great! But I just... Hmm, I don't know...
Easter Bunny: I feel like I need one more little treat before I do anything to help with Easter.
Player: Oh for goodness sake...
Player: Alright, let me think of something.
If the player has not talked to Fry yet:
- Fry: Excuse me, [player name], I believe I can help you.
- Player: Oh?
- Fry: Come here!
- Fry: I couldn't help overhearing that you're trying to cheer up the Easter Bunny, and I have an idea.
- Player: Well that's sort of nosey, but go on.
- Fry: Let's put on a performance! that will cheer him up.
- Player: A performance?
- Fry: Yes! He's always enjoyed a good show.
- Player: Well I suppose that could work...
- Fry: I have some classic material we can try if that sounds appropriate?
- Player: I don't see why not.
- Fry: Excellent! I've already talked to some of the other fellows in here about it too. They seem keen!
- (Rehearsal cutscene begins.)
If the player has talked to Fry already:
- Player: I wonder how Fry is getting on with that performance...
- Easter Bunny: What was that?
- Player: Oh, nothing. I just need to talk to Fry about something.
- Easter Bunny: Oh, see you later then.
- (Continues with Fry dialogue.)
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny after cheered up two times

Easter Bunny: ...
Easter Bunny: One more treat and I'll be ready to work on Easter again.
Player: ANOTHER treat?
Easter Bunny: The last one!
Player: It better be.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after the performance

Easter Bunny: That dance was amazing! Well done. I feel so... Invigorated!
(Same as above)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after he mentions Varrock

Easter Bunny: Lawks! Look at the time, I should get back to Varrock to set up the Eggs!
Player: See you up there!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny near Varrock

If the player has no inventory space:
- You need [1-5] free inventory [slots/slot] to receive your Easter event rewards.
- Easter Bunny: I have something fun for you, [player name]!
- Easter Bunny: Come back when you have more space.
- (End of dialogue)
(Player receives Carrot costume hat.)
(Player receives Carrot costume body.)
(Player receives Carrot costume gloves.)
(Player receives Carrot costume tights.)
(Player receives two Easter eggs.)
Easter Bunny: Thanks for saving our bacon and eggs again, [player name]!
(Event complete interface opens.)
You've completed the Easter event: One glum bunny

Event complete!

One glum bunny

Rewards

- Carrot outfit

The Old School team wishes you a Happy Easter!

Easter Bunny again after event is completed

Player: Oh it's always my pleasure to get these delicious eggs!
Player: I mean... to help out a friend in need!
Player: Isn't it strange something always happens around this time of year that needs me to come and save the day?
Easter Bunny: Oh really? I don't keep track, so much to do around now.
Player: Oh well, I expect I'll be seeing you again next year.
Easter Bunny: Yes, till neggxt year!
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny again when inside the Rabbit Hole after event is completed

Easter Bunny: Would you please stop [player name], I'ts^[sic] very hard to rush back here so fast.
Player: You're coming back here, whenever I do?
Easter Bunny: Precisely, so we'd all appreciate it if you didn't.
Player: But why?
Easter Bunny: Who knows what you'd get up to down here on your own.
(End of dialogue)

Dialogue for Easter Bunny

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