Transcript of 2016 Birthday event

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This transcript or section is incomplete and could do with improvement.
Reason: missing additional dialogue from returning to Sir Tiffy after completion of event, aswell as additional dialogue with Seaman Lorris and Seaman Thresnor
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Starting out[edit | edit source]

Speaking to Gnome child[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello, what are you doing here?
  • Gnome child: I was visiting Lumbridge and a terrible thing has happened.
  • Player: Oh no! What unfortunate series of event have befallen you?
  • Gnome child: I have lost my hat, it is the source of everything that makes me what I am.
  • Player: And what are you?
  • Gnome child: Incomprehensible to those of lesser perception.
  • Player: Ooookayyy... Do you want some help?
  • Gnome child: Yes, my hat must be somewhere close by. I'd imagine if you ask someone who always hangs around here, they may have seen it.
  • Player: I'm on it boss!

Speaking to Hans[edit | edit source]

  • Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?
  1. Gnomechild's missing hat.
    • Player: Hans! Hans! You've been walking around this courtyard since we were two dimensional, have you seen the Gnome Child's hat? He has lost it.
    • Hans: Ummm... a little green hat? Yes, a seagull picked it up and flew off.
    • Player: Really? A seagull picked up a hat? Can they do that?
    • Hans: So it seems! I'm afraid I didn't happen to see which way it went.
  2. Talk about something else.

Speaking to Captain Tobias[edit | edit source]

  1. Gnomechild's missing hat.
  • Player: Hey, this is a bit of a long shot, but have you seen a seagull carrying a small green conical hat?
  • Captain Tobias: Any other day I'd ask if you've been on the Karamjan rum, but today has been an odd day for hats.
  • Player: What do you mean?
  • Captain Tobias: Well... I'm sure I saw an old man in White armour walk by earlier wearing the hat you described.
  • Player: Brilliant, thanks!
  1. Talk about something else.
    • (Standard dialogue shows)

Speaking to Sir Tiffy Cashien[edit | edit source]

  1. Gnomechild's missing hat.
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, sirrah. Have you come for the present?
  • Player: What?
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien: You are the courier I sent for to collect this present?
  • Player: Er yes, of course. Courier, that's me. I'm from the umm... Castle Courier Service.
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good, it is for my grandson you see. His name is Ebel Lum. I hope one day he'll follow in my footsteps and become a White Knight.
  • Player: Did you get your grandson anything nice?
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien: Why yes, I found a green hat that would fit him perfectly.
  • Player: I'm sure he'll love it. I better be off now, I wouldn't want to be late.
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien: Please look after the present, I wouldn't want my grandson to think I forgot his birthday.
  • Sir Tiffy Cashien hands you a nicely wrapped present.
  1. Talk about something else.
    • (Standard dialogue shows)

Speaking to Gnome child[edit | edit source]

  • Player: All hail! I have thou hat of power oh magnificent one!
  • Gnome child: Why are you talking like that?
  • Player: Oh sorry, I mean... I have found your hat in this box.
  • Gnome child: No you haven't.
  • Player: Huh?
  • Gnome child: I've got my hat back already.
  • Player: So what's in this box?
  • Gnome child: The hat is being considered to be simultaneously present and absent until the box is opened and the hat observed.
  • Player: I don't think I understood any of that.
  • Gnome child: Open it and find out!