Dialogue for Father Lawrence

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Standard dialogue

• If the player has not started Romeo & Juliet:
  • Father Lawrence: Hello adventurer, do you seek a quest?
  • I am always looking for a quest.
    • Player: I am always looking for a quest.
    • Father Lawrence: Well, I see poor Romeo wandering around the square. I think he may need help.
    • Father Lawrence: I was helping him and Juliet to meet, but it became impossible.
    • Father Lawrence: I am sure he can use some help.
    • (Shows initial options)
  • No, I prefer just to kill things.
    • Player: No, I prefer just to kill things.
    • Father Lawrence: That's a fine career in these lands. There is more that needs killing every day.
    • (Shows initial options)
  • Can you recommend a good bar?
    • Player: Can you recommend a good bar?
    • Father Lawrence: Drinking will be the death of you.
    • Father Lawrence: But the Blue Moon in the city is cheap enough.
    • Father Lawrence: And providing you buy one drink an hour they let you stay all night.
    • (Shows initial options)
  • Ok, thanks
    • Player: Ok, thanks
    • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has started Romeo & Juliet and talked to Juliet:
  • (Quest dialogue shows)
• If the player has given a Cadava potion to Juliet:
  • Father Lawrence: Oh to be a father in the times of whiskey.
  • Father Lawrence: I sing and I drink and I wake up in gutters.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Father Lawrence: Top of the morning to you.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Father Lawrence: To err is human, to forgive, quite difficult.
    • Father Lawrence: I need a think I drink.
    • (End of dialogue)

Delivering a letter from the Wise Old Man

• Player: The Wise Old Man of Draynor Village sent you this message about your drinking habits!
• Father Lawrence: mssge? wha messsge?
• Father Lawrence: oh, msesesge for me.
• Oh dear, he doesn't look like he's going to be able to read the message!
• If the player does not have enough inventory space for a reward:
  • Father Lawrence: I'd give you a reward, but you don't seem to have any space for it. Come back when you do.
  • (Same as above)
• If the player has enough space for a reward:
  • If the player receives Prayer experience:
    • 

      Faether Lawrence blesses you. You gain some Prayer xp.
    • Father Lawrence: in nomine saradomini, blah blah blah...
    • (Shows initial options)
  • If the player is rewarded runes:
    • (Player receives an assortment of runes.)
    • 

      

      Faether Lawrence gives you some runes.
    • Father Lawrence: Whee! Mmmgic power, kazamm...
    • (Shows initial options)
  • If the player is rewarded coins:
    • If the amount is less than 1000 coins:
      • (Player receives some coins.)
      • 

        Faether Lawrence gives you some coins.
      • Father Lawrence: here, hve som munny.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • If the amount is more than 1000 coins:
      • (Player receives some coins.)
      • 

        Faether Lawrence gives you some coins.
      • Father Lawrence: here, hve som munny.
      • (Shows initial options)
  • If the player is rewarded herbs:
    • (Shows initial options)
    • (Transcript missing. edit)