Dialogue for KGP Agent

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Contacting through NPC Contacts Random option

Dialogue 1

• Player: Anyone there?
• KGP Agent: INTRUDER! Red alert! Batten down the hatches! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
• Player: Err, maybe I'll call back later.
• (End of dialogue)

Dialogue 2

• Player: Hello.
• KGP Agent: The fish cannot ride the gravy train.
• Player: Sorry?
• KGP Agent: The cyclops cannot see his inner walrus?
• Player: Is this code?
• KGP Agent: Waddle into a sunset of flaking mackerel?
• Player: I'm going now.
• KGP Agent: The sardine is leaving the tin?
• (End of dialogue)

Cold War

Main article: Transcript:Cold War

Removing the clockwork suit at the base under the Iceberg

• A KGP Agent appears next to the player.
• KGP Agent: There's been a breach! Red alert!
• The KGP thinks you are a threat.
• The screen fades to black, and the player is taken back near Larry and the boat. The player is kneeling face down in the snow, stunned.
• KGP Agent: Phew, that was a close call.
• If the player moves:
  • Player: Urrrrgh!
• (End of dialogue)