Dialogue for KGP Agent

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Contacting through NPC Contacts Random option[edit | edit source]

Dialogue 1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Anyone there?
  • KGP Agent: INTRUDER! Red alert! Batten down the hatches! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
  • Player: Err, maybe I'll call back later.

Dialogue 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello.
  • KGP Agent: The fish cannot ride the gravy train.
  • Player: Sorry?
  • KGP Agent: The cyclops cannot see his inner walrus?
  • Player: Is this code?
  • KGP Agent: Waddle into a sunset of flaking mackerel?
  • Player: I'm going now.
  • KGP Agent: The sardine is leaving the tin?