Transcript of 2025 Easter event

This page contains the transcript of the 2025 Easter event.

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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny, Cooky Weasel, Eggus Manus, Bowley Moley, Rinder, Glanton, Fry, Doughphie, Bella Le Bowle, Wheeler, The mouth of Clarence, Concerned man, and the player.

Starting out by talking to the Concerned man

Player: Excuse me, you don't look very happy. What's wrong?
Concerned man: There's an egg-shaped hole in my life.
Player: What do you mean?
Concerned man: Usually Varrock is full of Easter merriment by now...
Concerned man: Wagons heaving with eggs being hauled up through the streets...
Concerned man: Giant rabbits hopping about, building stalls and putting up decorations...
Player: That sounds nice.
Concerned man: It was a bloody racket to be honest, and dangerous!
Concerned man: But I'd gladly stand on a rusty nail or take a plank to the face for one of them delicious chocolate eggs.
Player: Fair enough. Now that you mention it, I would have expected the Easter Bunny to have turned up by now. You're sure you haven't seen him?
Concerned man: Nobody has, and yet the streets are full of old carrots. We don't usually have such a problem with vegetable waste unless him and his lot have turned up.
Player: Vegetable waste, eh?
Concerned man: Aye. It wasn't so bad when it was just the crates lying around, but someone's been in them and scattered carrots all over the place.
Player: Curious... I wonder...
Concerned man: It's not just Varrock mind, it's the woods to the south of here too!
Player: Hmmmmmmm.......
Would you like to start the Easter event?
Yes.
- Player: Crates of carrots you say? Woods to the south?
- Concerned man: Aye, proper suspicious if you ask me.
- Player: You wait right here sir, I've got a hunch...
- Concerned man: Oh lunch is it now eh? Can I have some?
- Player: No, a hunch. About the carrots.
- Concerned man: They're old and dirty, I don't want to eat those!
- Player: No... Just... I'll be back later! I need to investigate some rotten vegetables.
- Concerned man: They best not end up in my lunch!
- You should probably have a look around for a suspicious crate of carrots.
- (End of dialogue)
No.
- Player: Wait, what was I thinking about? Oh nevermind, it's gone. Can't have been that important I suppose.
- Concerned man: *sigh*
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Concerned man after starting the event

Concerned man: Fetch me lunch for me then eh, I'm right peckish!
Player: I'm a bit busy at the moment.
Concerned man: Busy mucking about with carrots!
Player: Yeah, where did you say that crate was again?
Concerned man: It's in the woods just south of here. Carrots all over the place too!
Player: Oh yes, I remember. Thanks.
(End of dialogue)

Investigation

Investigating Curiously positioned crate of carrots

Player: Hmmm... This crate is full of carrots, and there are more carrots leading off into the trees!
(End of dialogue)

Investigating Conspicuous carrot scraps

Player: More carrots, I must be on the right track.
(End of dialogue)

Investigating Suspicious carrot scraps

Player: Freshly nibbled. Very interesting.
(End of dialogue)

Investigating Bush (2025 Easter event)

Player: This bush is fake, and there's a hole underneath it!
Player: The hole doesn't look like a natural formation, someone or something dug it, so it must lead somewhere...
Enter the hole?
Yes.
- (Player enters the hole.)
- (End of dialogue)
No.
- (End of dialogue)

Entering the hole

Enter the hole?
Yes.
- (Player enters the hole.)
- (End of dialogue)
No.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Concerned man after entering the hole

Concerned man: Fetch me lunch for me then eh, I'm right peckish!
Player: I'm a bit busy at the moment.
(End of dialogue)

Inside the Rabbit Hole

Talking to Eggus Manus

Player: Hello, Eggus!
Eggus Manus: Why hello there, [player name]!
Select an option
Have you seen the Easter Bunny?
- Player: Have you seen the Easter Bunny lately?
- Eggus Manus: Indeed I have, he's here! Though he's not his usual self. That's why I'm here actually. It would seem that he has strayed from the path of Easter.
- Player: That's not good.
- Eggus Manus: No, not good at all. Especially for those of us who walk the golden-yolked path. As soon as I found out, I set out to track him down.
- Player: That's nice of you. How did you find him?
- Eggus Manus: Well as luck would have it, I met a pair of hardy hunters who were up to the task. Glanton and Rinder are their names, and what a help they have been!
- Eggus Manus: Very capable, though they've yet to tell me what it is they usually hunt.
- Player: Hopefully not rabbits!
- Eggus Manus: Don't even think it! They have been nothing but utmost gentlemen. We've been trying to cheer up that poor bunny together.
- Player: How has that been going?
- Eggus Manus: Not well. I've tried everything I can think of! Reading our holy Easter books to him, reciting eggy poetry, nothing has worked.
- Player: Is that really everything you can think of?
- Eggus Manus: I also considered egg juggling, but every time I do that I make a big mess.
- Player: Best leave that to the professionals.
- Eggus Manus: Indeed.
- Eggus Manus: He's in the next room if you want to talk to him, hopefully you can improve his mood.
- Player: I hope so too. Talk to you later!
- (End of dialogue)
What is this place?
- Player: What is this place? Seems a bit... unsavoury.
- Eggus Manus: This my friend is the Rabbit Hole. A miserable pit for the most part, though I'm told it was previously much more pleasant.
- Eggus Manus: A home to all Easter-adjacent beings and their friends! Great feasts, parties, and performances were held here.
- Eggus Manus: All to celebrate Easter! You see, most people would tire of Easter-based activities after a while. But not the denizens of the Rabbit hole.
- Player: Interesting, so if you felt a particularly eggy urge, you could come here and let loose?
- Eggus Manus: Precisely! Though now those days are gone, and what Easter joy was once present has all but run out.
- Eggus Manus: Only a few devoted stragglers remain. Though what exactly they are devoted to is up for debate.
- Eggus Manus: Certainly not eggs.
- Player: That's a shame.
- Eggus Manus: It is a great shame. Still, there is hope!
- Player: I agree. I'll have a look around and see what's going on, perhaps I can help restore some egg-nergy.
- Eggus Manus: Oh you! I hope so, let me know if I can help!
- (End of dialogue)
Where are the rest of the egg priests?
- Player: Where are all the other egg priests?
- Eggus Manus: A fine question!
- Eggus Manus: They're all very busy scribbling scrolls, rebinding books, replacing plaques, and fiddling with frescoes.
- Eggus Manus: Once we were informed that our beloved 'Ayaster' was actually 'Easter', it became clear that we had a lot of corrections to sort out.
- Eggus Manus: So they're all making important changes, and there's quite a number to get through!
- Player: Wow, I don't envy them.
- Eggus Manus: Nor do I! Thank goodness the Easter Bunny is so upset, it's handy excuse to be elsewhere.
- Eggus Manus: ...That sounded horrible, I didn't mean it like that.
- Player: I should hope not.
- (End of dialogue)
Nevermind.
- Player: Actually, nevermind.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler

Wheeler: Hi there, nice to see you! Care for a mug of beer?
Player: I'm a bit busy at the moment, maybe later.
Wheeler: Well alright then.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Bella Le Bowle

Bella Le Bowle: Well hello there sweetheart.
Player: Hi!
Bella Le Bowle: What brings you down here?
Player: I'm looking for the Easter Bunny.
Bella Le Bowle: Fancy that! You're in luck, he's in the next room.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to The mouth of Clarence

The mouth of Clarence: A cock-a-doodle hello to you! Caw!
Player: Excuse me?
The mouth of Clarence: I speak for Clarence, and he bids you good day.
Player: Clarence?
The mouth of Clarence: The rooster you see before you.
Player: You speak for him?
The mouth of Clarence: I speak for him, he speaks through me, I speak through her. It is not important.
Player: So I'm talking to you?
The mouth of Clarence: Yes, you are talking to me.
Player: Which me is that? You or the other one?
The mouth of Clarence: Now I'm lost. Who am I?
The mouth of Clarence: You're you and I'm me.
The mouth of Clarence: I'm me?
Player: This is too confusing, I'll see you later.
The mouth of Clarence: Who? Me?
Player: Both of you.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Doughphie

Doughphie: Can't talk now, pies to make! Bread to bake! Breaks to take!
Player: You seem a bit stressed.
Doughphie: Far from it, just busy busy busy! Best way to be!
Cooky Weasel: Oi!
Doughphie: I've got to go!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Cooky Weasel

Cooky Weasel: Get out of my way stinky! I've got stew to make!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Bowley Moley

Bowley Moley: Hello! Have you come to take part in the festivities?
Bowley Moley: I should set up a moleyball court next, the king of all ball-based sports.
Player: What was that?
Bowley Moley: Oh nothing. Just thinking out loud.
Player: Alright I'll leave you to it then.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Rinder

Player: Hello.
Rinder: Howdy.
Player: What are you doing here?
Rinder: Same as you I'd wager, lookin' fer that big ol' bunny.
Player: Well we've found him.
Rinder: That we have kid, that we have.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Glanton

Glanton: Well met stranger, how do you come to be in this place?
Player: I'm a friend of the Easter Bunny, I've been looking for him.
Glanton: Is that so? Well that makes you my friend too. Me and Rinder here helped that crazy priest track him down.
Rinder: That we did.
Player: I see, that was good of you.
Glanton: I won't lie, it was no selfless act. We've been promised grand rewards.
Rinder: Eggs! Big chocolate eggs!
Player: It always comes down to eggs!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Fry

Player: Hello.
Fry: Hello!
Player: Who are you?
Fry: I am Fry, master of dramatics. Player of plays, singer of songs!
Player: A creative type eh?
Fry: Yes indeed.
Player: Why are you here?
Fry: I put on shows to entertain our patrons.
Fry: At least, I used to. We don't get many punters these days.
Player: Why is that?
Fry: I don't know, Easter isn't as big as it used to be I suppose.
Player: Well I had to crawl in here through a hole, do you think that's a factor?
Fry: It wasn't before, but I suppose it could be putting people off...
Fry: Hmm... Maybe we need a door...
Player: Maybe!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Easter Bunny

Player: Easter Bunny! I knew I would find you here.
Easter Bunny: Easter Bunny... Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Player: How long exactly?
Easter Bunny: Oh, almost a year.
Player: ...
Player: What have people been calling you instead?
Easter Bunny: I go by many names.
Easter Bunny: Some call me 'Eggrabbit'.
Easter Bunny: Others call me 'Long Ears Johnson'.
Player: Mhmm?
Easter Bunny: Many times have I walked past Varrock West Bank and been called 'Sellin lobbies 200gp'.
Easter Bunny: I don't really understand that one.
Player: Do you think perhaps they weren't talking to you?
Easter Bunny: Who could blame them? I'm a failure!
Player: Oh come on now, what do you mean?
Easter Bunny: You call me the Easter Bunny? What right do I have to that name?
Easter Bunny: I don't feel the spirit of Easter within me.
Easter Bunny: *sniff*
Easter Bunny: I'm just a big dumb rabbit!
Player: Aww, that's... come on!
Easter Bunny: I've ruined Easter for everyone!
Player: Aww...
Easter Bunny: WAHHHH!
The Easter Bunny is clearly very upset and needs cheering up. Perhaps the other people in the Rabbit Hole have some ideas?
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny again

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: Maybe I'll make my way through this sorry old world as a clown...
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Bella Le Bowle after talking to the Easter Bunny

Player: I'm trying to cheer up the Easter Bunny, do you have any suggestions?
Bella Le Bowle: Hmm, well, he's a sensible bunny, I'm sure he'd love to go carrot bowling!
Player: Bowling? Where can we do that?
Bella Le Bowle: It just so happens we have a carrot bowling alley right here in the Rabbit Hole!
Player: Really? Wow! That's fortunate. Where is it?
Bella Le Bowle: Through the door to the east, turn left, then it's on the right. You can't miss it!
Bella Le Bowle: Well, maybe you can. Depends on your navigational skills I suppose.
Bella Le Bowle: Anyway, talk to Bowley Moley when you get there, I'm sure he will be happy to help.
Player: Alright, I'll have a look for this bowling alley and speak to Bowley Moley. Thanks!
(End of dialogue)

Cheering up Easter Bunny with Bowley Moley's Bowling

Bowley Moley: Hello! Have you come to take part in the festivities?
Select an option
The Easter Bunny is looking awfully glum this year.
- Player: The Easter Bunny is looking awfully glum this year.
- Player: Perhaps we can help raise the Easter spirits?
- Bowley Moley: You want to do some necromancy... To cheer up the Easter Bunny?
- Player: No no no! It's just a figure of speech.
- Player: I just wonder if we could do anything to help.
- Bowley Moley: Leave it to me boss.
- Bowley Moley: I happen to know the E.B. is a big fan of bowling. In fact, he used to be a wizard on the lanes. A champion!
- Bowley Moley: I also happen to have the ability to...
- Bowley Moley: ...Rig the game in his favour.
- Bowley Moley: Which is handy, he's very out of practise nowadays.
- Player: Won't he suspect something?
- Bowley Moley: Oh no! You see, I have these gears set up just here.
- Bowley Moley: Wait, are you just trying to get my trade secrets?
- Player: This is strictly a humanitarian effort!
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Player: Bun-itarian..?
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Player: Look, I just want to get Easter back on track.
- Player: You can keep your hustle going, I just want to help the Easter Bunny.
- Bowley Moley: Oh alright, since I do owe the big softie. But I've got my whiskers on you!
- Small cutscene ensues...
- Easter Bunny: So, what is it you wanted to show me, [player name]?
- Player: Well, Bowley here let me in on your secret. Bowling champion three years in a row.
- Easter Bunny: Oh. Those were the days, I haven't partaken for while now though...
- Easter Bunny: I just haven't had the spring in my step with my egg responsibilities.
- Player: Well, here's your chance!
- Easter Bunny: What do you mean? It's hardly fun without decent competition.
- Easter Bunny: And nobody here quite likes bowling.
- Bowley Moley: They what now?
- Bowley Moley: I've only just gone and spent ages digging out this place and installing the machinery!
- Player: Nothing to worry about I'm sure!
- Easter Bunny: Ah Bowley, it is good to see you again.
- Bowley Moley: Long Ears Johnson. Come to terrorise me pins again?
- Player: We'll see about that.
- Easter Bunny: Oh yes, [player name] is apparently quite good.
- Easter Bunny: It's been so long since I've had a decent set with a worthy opponent.
- Player: Chin up bucko, I'm here and ready to challenge your rule of these alleys!
- Easter Bunny: Well, I suppose I'm not doing anything else. Why not?
- The player bowls down 3 carrot pins.
- Easter Bunny: A fine shot, but not quite enough!
- Easter Bunny: Watch this!
- Bowley Moley: !
- Thunk
- The Easter Bunny bowls a strike.
- Player: A lucky strike?
- Player: I'd better shape up or this will be quite one sided.
- Player: And that would be no fun at all.
- Player: ...
- Bowley Moley: ...
- Clang
- The player bowls down the middle 6 pins.
- Easter Bunny: Ah, so you have some fight in you.
- Player: I could do this all day.
- Easter Bunny: That's exactly what I wanted to hear!
- The screen fades black with the text "Some time later..."
- Easter Bunny: I'm surprised I hadn't heard about your prowess before, [player name].
- Player: Ah you know me, the most modest adventurer in Gielinor.
- Easter Bunny: Ah, well I suppose I should pack it in while I'm ahead.
- Easter Bunny: But we should do this again.
- Bowley Moley: Aye we should! Also if you could get the word out about my establishment, I'll be raking it in!
- Bowley Moley: I mean... The Rabbit Hole will enjoy all the visitors?
- Player: Well, anyway...
- Player: It was a close match. How are you feeling now?
- Easter Bunny: Oh it was fun but I think I'm just going to sit in the Rabbit Hole a bit longer.
- Easter Bunny: I should be off. Always a pleasure, Bowley.
- Bowley Moley: Aye, till next time.
- (End of dialogue)
What is this place?
- Bowley Moley: This is the Rabbit Hole.
- (Shows previous options)
Who are you?
- Bowley Moley: Who me? Nah I'm just a mole.
- (Shows previous options)

Talking to Bowley Moley after bowling

Bowley Moley: Hello! Have you come to take part in the festivities?
Select an option
Talk about bowling.
- Bowley Moley: Well that went well!
- Player: We may have gotten away with it!
- Bowley Moley: Oi, not so loud.
- Player: Don't worry I'm sure those excessively large ears are just for show!
- Bowley Moley: Aye reyt.
- Player: He seems to have more of a spring in his step.
- Player: But still not quite himself.
- Player: I'll see if anyone else around here can help.
- (End of dialogue)
What is this place?
- (Same as above)
Who are you?
- (Same as above)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after bowling

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: I feel less horrible I suppose...
Player: Well, that's a start!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Bella Le Bowle after Bowling

Bella Le Bowle: Look who it is! I heard the Easter Bunny gave you a true thrashing on that alley.
Player: Oh yeah, I got outplayed fair and square!
Bella Le Bowle: It seems to have lifted his spirits somewhat, thanks for doing that.
Player: I'm just glad to cheer him up a bit.
(End of dialogue)

Cheering up Easter Bunny with Wheeler's Carrot juice

Talking to Wheeler about cheering up the Easter Bunny

Wheeler: Hello!
Wheeler: Can I interest you in a drink?
Player: Not right now, thank you. I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something else.
Wheeler: And what would that be?
Player: Do you know the Easter Bunny?
Wheeler: I do! He's just over there. Lovely guy.
Player: Does he seem unhappy to you?
Wheeler: Now that you mention it, yes he does.
Wheeler: He was always so cheery, bouncing around like a fuzzy avatar of joy.
Wheeler: He's been in a sorry state lately though.
Player: Indeed, I've never seen him like this.
Player: Have you noticed anything odd?
Wheeler: Hmm... He used to drink pint after pint of carrot juice! Barely sips the stuff now though, just stares into the glass.
Wheeler: He used to LOVE it.
Player: Interesting, could I try the carrot juice please?
Wheeler: Absolutely! One C.J. coming right up!
Player: Euargh! That's...
Wheeler: Good right? I make it myself.
Player: It's definitely an experience, how do you make it?
Wheeler: I put some carrots into a juice press, then add some good old-fashioned elbow grease.
Player: That would explain the flavour.
Player: Do you have any particularly nice carrots we could use to make some special juice just for the Easter Bunny?
Player: I think he would perhaps appreciate something different.
Wheeler: You can ask Weasel in the kitchen, he chooses which carrots get used for juice.
Wheeler: Be warned though, he's not much of a people person.
Player: What do you mean by that?
Wheeler: Oh you'll soon find out! Don't worry though, just tell him I sent you and that you're trying to help the Easter Bunny.
Wheeler: He'll give you some fantastic carrots.
Wheeler: Once you have them, you can use the juice press to extract their goodness!
Player: Alright, I'll be back soon!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler again without going to Cooky Weasel

Wheeler: Hello!
Wheeler: Have you been to see Weasel in the kitchen about those nice carrots yet?
Player: Not yet.
Wheeler: Well there's no need to be scared of him! Fetch some carrots and I'll let you use my juice press.
Player: I'm not scared, I just haven't gotten round to it yet.
Wheeler: Whatever you say.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Cooky Weasel after being told to fetch the carrots by Wheeler

Cooky Weasel: What do you want, stinky?
Player: Hello to you too. You must be Weasel then.
Cooky Weasel: Yes I am. Cooky Weasel to you. Finest cook this side of, well, pick an object - or a concept - or a location! I'm the best cook any side of anything what you can think of!
Player: Is that why you're down in this hole?
Cooky Weasel: Hole?! This is a fine establishment. At least it was until you stank it up.
Player: Good grief, this is going to be a long day.
Cooky Weasel: What was that?
Player: I said Wheeler told me you might have some extra nice carrots I could use?
Cooky Weasel: Wheeler sent you eh? Hmm... Why would I give you my good carrots? Thems for roasting with honey, not for stinking up with your grubby mitts.
Player: I want to make some special carrot juice for the Easter Bunny, to try and cheer him up.
Cooky Weasel: Oh! Well why didn't you say so? Smells like a good idea to me. If anyone deserves some good juice, it's him!
If the player has insufficient inventory space:
- Cooky Weasel: Smells like you don't have space for these wonderful carrots. Clear some room and come back when you can handle the veggies!
- (End of dialogue)
(Player receives three Fancy carrots.)
Cooky Weasel: There's 3 fancy carrots for you, stinky. Now go and get that juice made before your stench rots 'em!
Player: Thanks!
(End of dialogue)

Using a fancy carrot on the Easter Bunny

Player: Hey Bunny, would you like a fancy carrot?
Easter Bunny: Not really, I've eaten a lot of carrots recently.
Player: They're really good.
Easter Bunny: I'm alright, thank you though.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Cooky Weasel again

If the player is holding the fancy carrot juice:
- Cooky Weasel: You've managed to make carrot juice? Surprising, and it doesn't seem to stink. Almost unbelievable!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has 3 carrots:
- Cooky Weasel: Smells to me like you've already got enough of my fancy carrots. Go away!
- (End of dialogue)
Cooky Weasel: What are you after now?
If the player only has 2 carrots:
- Player: I need another carrot, I lost one.
If the player only has 1 carrot:
- Player: I need more carrots, I lost some of them.
If the player has no carrots:
- Player: I need more carrots, I lost them all.
If the player has not eaten carrots and not drunk carrot juice:
- Cooky Weasel: You weren't nibbling at them were you? I bet you were thinking about it.
- Player: Of course not.
- Cooky Weasel: Yeah right. Here, take 'em. Take all of my lovely carrots! Just make sure the Easter Bunny gets his juice this time.
- Player: Thank you. Won't happen again.
- If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  - Cooky Weasel: Smells like you don't have space for these wonderful carrots. Clear some room and come back when you can handle the veggies!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has eaten a carrot and not drunk carrot juice:
- Cooky Weasel: You've been eating the carrots! I can smell 'em on your breath! You big stinking piggy!
- Player: I'm sure I would remember eating such a delicous, sweet, crunchy, orange, juicy...
- Player: What was the question?
- Cooky Weasel: Take these carrots and get out of my sight.
- Player: Oh yeah, oops. This time I will make the juice. Promise!
- If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  - Cooky Weasel: Smells like you don't have space for these wonderful carrots. Clear some room and come back when you can handle the veggies!
  - (End of dialogue)
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has not eaten carrots and has drunk carrot juice:
- Cooky Weasel: You've got orange stains around your mouth!
- Player: Probably from the carrot juice.
- Cooky Weasel: YOU WHAT?!? You DRANK the juice that you made for the Easter Bunny?
- Player: It was very good.
- Cooky Weasel: Oh for... Please use these carrots for their intended purpose.
- Player: Thanks!
- If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  - Cooky Weasel: Smells like you don't have space for these wonderful carrots. Clear some room and come back when you can handle the veggies!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has eaten a carrot and drunk carrot juice:
- Cooky Weasel: You've been eating the carrots! I can smell 'em on your breath! You big stinking piggy!
- Player: Not only that, I drank the juice!
- Cooky Weasel: YOU WHAT?!? You're a real piece of work. Do you think these carrots grow on trees?
- Player: Yes.
- Cooky Weasel: Well they don't. They grow underground. And they're expensive. So either help the Easter Bunny, or stop wasting my stock!
- Player: I'll do my best.
- If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  - Cooky Weasel: Smells like you don't have space for these wonderful carrots. Clear some room and come back when you can handle the veggies!
- (End of dialogue)

Eating a carrot

You eat the fancy carrot, it's delicious! Wow!

Talking to Wheeler after getting the carrots

Wheeler: Hello!
If the player lost all the carrots:
- Player: I need more carrots..
- Wheeler: Why? What happened?
- Player: Let's call it a quality control incident.
- Wheeler: You drank the juice didn't you?
- Player: Perhaps.
- Wheeler: Right well you best go see Weasel again, but he won't be happy.
- Player: Is he ever happy?
- Wheeler: Hah! Good point! Best hurry along now!
- Player: Bye.
- (End of dialogue)
Wheeler: Ooh look at those carrots, fantastic! This juice is sure to be a treat.
Player: Let's hope so.
If the player has no inventory space:
- Wheeler: You'll need a special glass for the juice, come back when you have space for one.
- (End of dialogue)
Wheeler: Here's a carrot juice glass, make sure you use this!
(Player receives Carrot juice glass.)
Player: Isn't this just a beer glass?
Wheeler: Ha! Just a beer glass! You're a real joker!
Wheeler: It's VERY important that you use the correct glassware.
Player: Alright, I will. Goodness me.
Wheeler: The juice press is in the storage room behind the bar. Have fun, and don't make too much mess!
Player: Will do, thanks!
(End of dialogue)

Talking again before juicing

Wheeler: Hello!
Wheeler: How's the juicing going?
If the player lost the glass:
- Player: Erm, I lost the glass.
- Wheeler: Lost or broke? I'm not stupid. Those glasses are expensive you know!
- Player: Sorry, can I have another glass please?
- If the player has no inventory space:
  - Wheeler: Make some room for a new one and you can, yes.
  - (End of dialogue)
- Wheeler: Yes you can, but take care of it this time!
- Player: Thanks, and I will.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player still has the glass:
- Player: I'm about to get juicing!
- Wheeler: Well hurry up, we don't want to keep the Easter Bunny waiting!
- Wheeler: Remember, the juice press is in the storage area behind the bar.
- Player: I remember!
- Wheeler: Then why are you still here?
- Player: Good question, I'll go and make some juice.
- (End of dialogue)

Use Juice press

If the player hasn't started juicemaking yet:
- You probably shouldn't mess around with this until you know what you're doing.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player doesn't have enough fancy carrots:
- You don't have enough carrots to make juice.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player doesn't have the juice glass:
- You don't have an appropriate vessel for the juice you're about to make. Maybe Wheeler can find you one?
If the player has the juice glass from Wheeler:
- you are currently able to make juice.^[sic]
- You put the carrots in the press, and begin squishing them...
- You collect some delicious-looking juice!
- (Player receives Fancy carrot juice.)

Drinking Fancy carrot juice

Drinking for the first time:
- Who knew drinking vegetables could be so amazing? Maybe just one more...
Subsequent drinks:
- I am in flavour country!

Talking to Wheeler while holding fancy carrot juice

Wheeler: Hello!
Wheeler: Ohhhh! Look at that juice! Such colour. It smells divine too.
Player: Oh it's good stuff, I should know.
Wheeler: Well let's see what the Easter Bunny thinks.
Player: I'll go and give it to him now, bye!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny while holding fancy carrot juice, or using fancy carrot juice on him

Easter Bunny: Oh, hello again, [player name].
Player: Hello! I have a surprise for you.
Easter Bunny: Oh? A surprise? It's not something horrible I hope.
Player: Oh no, it's something quite delicious actually.
Easter Bunny: Delicious?
Player: A lovely mug of carrot juice!
Easter Bunny: Oh please no more!
Player: Don't worry, this is fancy carrot juice. I made it myself with some fantastic carrots.
Easter Bunny: You made it? Well in that case I suppose I might give it a try. As long as Wheeler hasn't been near it.
Player: I made sure of that. Go on!
Easter Bunny: Here we go then...
Easter Bunny: Oh...
Easter Bunny: Oh my...
Easter Bunny: Wow!
Easter Bunny: That was delicious, nothing like the usual slop.
Easter Bunny: Thank you, [player name], I really needed that.
Player: You're welcome!
Player: How are you feeling now? Any better?
Easter Bunny: Hmm... I'm feeling a bit more hopeful. Like spring is about to, well, spring! But I'm not sure if Easter is really my thing any more.
Player: I'm sure I can help you remember how wonderful it is.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after giving him the fancy carrot juice

Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you feeling?
Easter Bunny: Hmm... I'm feeling a bit more hopeful. Like spring is about to, well, spring! But I'm not sure if Easter is really my thing any more.
Player: I'm sure I can help you remember how wonderful it is.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Cooky Weasel after giving the juice

Player: Good news! The Easter Bunny loved the juice I made with your fancy carrots!
Cooky Weasel: I'm glad to hear it.
Cooky Weasel: Now clear off!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler after giving the juice

Wheeler: Hello!
Player: Hello again!
Wheeler: Hi [player name].
Player: I think that fancy carrot juice has cheered the Easter Bunny up a bit, he really seemed to like it!
Wheeler: That's great!
Player: Thanks for the help.
Wheeler: Any time.
(End of dialogue)

Cheering up Easter Bunny with Eggus Manus's Easter Buns

Player: Hello, Eggus!
Eggus Manus: Why hello there, [player name]!
Select an option
Talk about helping the Easter Bunny.
- Player: I need some help cheering up the Easter Bunny, what is your favourite part of Easter?
- Eggus Manus: I couldn't possibly choose!
- Player: Oh fantastic! That's not useful at all! What if you HAD to choose? To help the Easter Bunny?
- Eggus Manus: Well if I had to choose for his sake, I suppose it would be the Easter Buns.
- Player: Easter Buns, eh?
- Eggus Manus: Ohhhh yes, you know, Easter Buns! Delicious, sticky, spicy, Easter Buns!
- Player: They're really that good?
- Eggus Manus: Oh my, you've.... you've really never had one?
- Eggus Manus: We'll have to change that!
- Eggus Manus: I have the recipe right here. I implore you to make some and try them. I don't have any ingredients with me but I'm sure you could ask around in here.
- If the player has inventory space:
  - (Player receives Recipe for easter buns.)
- Eggus Manus: If anything is going to make the Easter Bunny happy, it's these Easter Buns.
- Player: Okay, I'll give it a go!
- Eggus Manus: Please bring me one too! Heeheehee!
- (End of dialogue)
Discuss something else.
- (Same as above)

Talking to Eggus Manus after getting the recipe

Eggus Manus: Have you read that recipe yet?
If the player lost the recipe:
- Player: Not yet, I lost it.
- If the player has no inventory space:
  - Eggus Manus: You look burdened enough as it is, come back when you have room for it!
  - (End of dialogue)
- Eggus Manus: Oh really? Let me jot it down for you again quickly...
- Eggus Manus: Here you go!
- (End of dialogue)
Player: Not yet, I'm waiting for the opportune moment!
Eggus Manus: Well don't wait too long, I want some Easter Buns!
Player: YOU want some Easter Buns?
Eggus Manus: To uh... Give to the Easter Bunny!
Player: Right...
(End of dialogue)

Reading the recipe

The first time reading the recipe:
- Player: What on Gielinor am I reading?
(Recipe for easter buns interface opens.)

Talking to Eggus Manus after reading the recipe

If the player lost the recipe:
- Player: I need another copy of that recipe.
- If the player has no inventory space:
  - Eggus Manus: You look burdened enough as it is, come back when you have room for it!
  - (End of dialogue)
- Eggus Manus: Oh really? Let me jot it down for you again quickly...
- Eggus Manus: Here you go!
- (End of dialogue)
Select an option
Ask about yeastier dough.
- Player: I need some yeastier dough to make the Easter Buns, do you have any?
- Eggus Manus: Do I look like a baker to you? I'm afraid I don't carry raw dough around with me. Maybe ask in the kitchen?
- Player: The kitchen eh? Good idea.
- Eggus Manus: One thing I can tell you, about Eastery dough...
- Player: Yeastier dough?
- Eggus Manus: Yes that's what I said, yeastery dough! What I can tell you about yeasteryear dough is that it is very yeasty!
- Player: Oh really? Wow! Thanks for the education, Eggus.
- Eggus Manus: It is my duty to teach those less knowledgeable than myself.
- Player: I'll see you later.
- (End of dialogue)
Ask about a special egg.
- Player: The recipe says I need a special egg. Do you have any special eggs?
- Eggus Manus: Well I do have some special eggs, but they're my personal supply I'm afraid. I couldn't possibly give them away.
- Player: Of course. Where else could I get one then?
- Eggus Manus: Perhaps you should ask a chicken?
- Player: ...
- Eggus Manus: No, really, there's one around here somewhere!
- Player: I do recall seeing a chicken in here actually.
- Eggus Manus: Well there you go! Eggs-a-plenty!
- Eggus Manus: And remember child, all eggs are special.
- Player: I'll keep that in mind.
- (End of dialogue)
Ask about Easter spices.
- Player: Do you know where I might find Easter spices?
- Eggus Manus: Oh, yes I do. The lass behind the bar, what's her name, Rider? Winkle? Erm... In any case ask her, she puts it in drinks to give them a kick!
- Player: Okay, thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
Ask about raisins.
- Player: I need raisins. I also need to know what raisins are. What and where are raisins?
- Eggus Manus: Raisins! Little tasty morsels! Rich and sweet and goopy! Not as good as eggs though, no no no. You should get some eggs!
- Player: But I need raisins...
- Eggus Manus: Hmmm, that Glanton fellow mentioned raisins, or was it racing? Something about hydration in any case. Yes, ask him about your eggs. My eggs are off limits.
- Player: I need raisins!!!
- Eggus Manus: Oh my child, you think you need raisins, but you need only embrace the runny yolk of a fine egg to be happy!
- Player: Urgh... Bye.
- (End of dialogue)

The mouth of Clarence

Player: Hello, I'm looking for a special egg, I don't suppose you could give me one?
The mouth of Clarence: A special egg? All eggs are special.
Player: Yes I know that, but I need a particularly special egg.
Player: Do you have one of those?
The mouth of Clarence: One moment, we shall produce one.
Player: But you're a... Rooster? And... A lady?
The mouth of Clarence: Rooster and lady yes this is true. But there is more than one way to make an egg.
If the player has no inventory space:
- Player: Unfortunately I don't have space to carry around your questionable egg at the moment.
- The mouth of Clarence: Suit yourself!
- (End of dialogue)
The mouth of Clarence: There you go! Produced from my pocket, you see.
Player: Well that's a relief. Thanks.
(Player receives Special egg.)
(End of dialogue)

Talking to The mouth of Clarence after getting the egg

If the player still has the egg:
- Player: Thanks again for the egg.
- The mouth of Clarence: You are welcome! Cluck!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player lost the egg:
- Player: Hello again Clarence.
- Player: Oh and uh, hello your mouthiness.
- The mouth of Clarence: What can two do for you?
- Player: I need another special egg.
- If the player has no inventory space:
  - The mouth of Clarence: You don't have enough space for one of my special eggs. Come back when you do.
  - Player: Okay then, thanks anyway.
  - (End of dialogue)
- The mouth of Clarence: There you go! Use it wisely!
- Player: Thanks.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Doughphie after reading the recipe

Player: Hello, I need some yeastier dough, do you have any?
Doughphie: Yeastier dough? I don't know.
Doughphie: What is that?
Player: I think it's just particularly yeasty dough.
Doughphie: And why would I give you any of my lovely dough?
Player: I'm making some Easter Buns to cheer up the Easter Bunny.
Doughphie: Oh that silly Eggrabbit! Anything for him.
If the player has no inventory space:
- Doughphie: Of course you'll need space to carry the dough, come back when you can handle it.
- Player: Alright.
- (End of dialogue)
Doughphie: Here you go, yeastier dough.
(Player receives Yeastier dough.)
Doughphie: It's potent stuff!
Player: Thank you, that's very kind of you.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Doughphie after getting the dough

If the player still has the dough:
- Player: Hello!
- Doughphie: You again! What is it now?
- Player: Thanks for the dough.
- Doughphie: You're welcome!
- Doughphie: I need to get back to work now.
- Player: Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player lost the dough:
- Doughphie: Quick quick, only a moment to spare, what's up?
- Player: I need more of that yeastier dough.
- If the player has no inventory space:
  - Player: Though thinking about it, I don't have enough space at the moment. I'll come back.
  - Doughphie: Yes yes, come back. Very good.
  - (End of dialogue)
- Doughphie: Alright, alright, here you go. Please keep in mind I'm not made of dough.
- Player: You look like you are, all covered in flour.
- Doughphie: Occupational hazard! You get used to it.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Rinder after reading the recipe

If the player has not yet done the raisin cutscene:
- Player: Do you know what raisins are?
- Rinder: Raisins? Talk to Glanton, kid. He's your raisin man.
- Player: Oh, okay then!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has done the raisin cutscene:
- Player: Thanks for helping with the raisins.
- Rinder: It was no skin off my nose, any time kid.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Glanton after reading the recipe

Player: I'd like to make some Easter Buns, I don't suppose you have any raisins?
Glanton: And why would you think a man like me would have any raisins?
Player: I'm not sure, I don't actually know what raisins are to be honest.
Glanton: Well I'll be! Kid, raisins are dried-up grapes.
Player: Oh, well do you have any of those?
Glanton: Not yet.
Player: Not yet?
Glanton: That's what I said.
Glanton: As it happens I have a sackful of grapes in my possession.
Player: How convenient, dare I ask why?
Glanton: There are great and terrible beasts in this world kid. We'd been hunting them, and believe me when I tell ye, some of 'em had an awful lot of grapes on their person.
Glanton: The slaughter was feverish. We'd cut 'em down and they'd rise up, again and again.
Glanton: Before we knew it, we'd collected a whole sackful o' grapes!
Glanton: Seems to me we could make those into raisins, should that align with your intentions.
Player: What luck! Shall we then?
Glanton: Well alright, it'll be a long journey though.
Glanton: Rinder!
Rinder: What say ye, Glanton?
Glanton: Our friend here needs some raisins, let's head to the desert!
Rinder: Pack yer grapes, then. Let's go.
Cutscene starts: "After a long walk, you reach the desert."
Glanton: Here we are.
Player: Here? This big rock?
Glanton: This big rock is perfect fer makin' raisins, kid. It's real warm.
Rinder: It's as he says kid, real warm.
Glanton: We'll leave the grapes here in good clean heat, give 'em time to think about their transgressions.
Player: I don't remember this rock being here before.
Rinder: This rock was always here, before man was, even.
Rinder: That you ain't noticed it speaks to yer purview of the world.
Player: I'm almost certain this is new.
Rinder: Perhaps more things in this world exist without yer knowledge than with it. Did ye consider that?
Player: Well no, it's just a rock.
Glanton: Alright alright already! Let's get these grapes going.
Rinder: We'd best I suppose. Lay them down and see to their transformation.
Rinder: Hmm, let's see...
Rinder: I judge these grapes to be...
Rinder: ...Plump and juicy! But not fer long!
Glanton: We'll see them desiccated soon enough.
Rinder: It is their destiny. A curse on these grapes!
Glanton: [player name], You've gotta make the grapes feel bad or they won't shrivel up.
Player: Oh I see, um, curse those grapes! Suffer you foolish berries! Ha!
Glanton: Now yer gettin' it!
Player: Insufferable fruits! Rank orbs of low repute!
Rinder: You tell 'em what for!
Cutscene: "A long while later..."
Glanton: Well look at these! Perfect!
Rinder: They're a fine example of raisins I'll say.
Player: Great! let's get back to the Rabbit Hole then.
Player is returned to the Rabbit Hole
Player: Well that was interesting.
If the player has no inventory space:
- Glanton: Yes it was, come back when ye have some space and I'll give ye yer share of raisins.
- (End of dialogue)
Glanton: Yes it was. Here's some raisins for yer troubles.
(Player receives Raisins.)
Player: Thank you!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Glanton after finishing the cutscene

Player: Can I have some raisins please?
If the player has raisins already:
- Glanton: I think ye have enough raisins at the moment.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has no inventory space:
- Glanton: Make some space for them and ye can have some more.
- (End of dialogue)
Glanton: Of course, we've plenty to spare after that trip.
Player: Thanks!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler after reading the recipe

Player: I'm making some Easter Buns for the Easter Bunny, and I need some Easter Spices.
Player: Do you have any I could use?
Wheeler: Oh yes of course, we keep plenty behind the bar for cocktails.
If the player has no inventory space:
- Wheeler: Of course I can't give you the spices unless you can carry them. Come back when you have space!
- (End of dialogue)
(Player receives Easter spices.)
Wheeler: There you go, I hope they work well!
Player: Thanks!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler while holding the spices

Wheeler: I bet those spices will bring those buns to life!
Player: Judging by the smell, I'd say so. Powerful stuff.
(End of dialogue)

Using the ingredients together

If the player is not holding easter spices:
- You need Easter spices to make Easter Buns.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player is not holding raisins:
- You need raisins to make Easter Buns.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player is not holding a special egg:
- You need a special egg to make Easter Buns.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player is not holding yeastier dough:
- You need some yeastier dough to make Easter Buns.
- (End of dialogue)
You mix all the ingredients together and make some uncooked Easter Buns!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus with uncooked buns

Eggus Manus: Easter Buns! Eggy funs! Tasty wasty winky wuns! Oh bunny good and nunny noo..
Eggus Manus: Oh hello! I didn't see you there. Off in my own little world I was. How go the buns?
Player: I've made them, I just need to cook them.
Eggus Manus: Chop chop then! I can't stop thinking about them.
Player: All in good time.
(End of dialogue)

Trying to talk to Easter Bunny with Easter buns without talking to Eggus Manus

Player: Hmmm... I should check in with Eggus before I give one of these buns to the Easter Bunny. Quality control or something.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus Manus with at least 2 cooked Easter buns

Eggus Manus: Do my senses decieve me? Can I smell... Easter Buns?!
Player: Indeed you can.
Eggus Manus: Wonderful! Have you tried one yet?
If the player has eaten an Easter Bun:
- Player: I have! They are fantastic. Great recipe.
- Eggus Manus: Why, thank you [player name]! How kind!
If the player has not eaten an Easter Bun:
- Player: Not yet.
- Eggus Manus: How could you resist such a wonder?
- Player: I'm not very hungry I suppose.
Eggus Manus: Let's not delay any longer, get one of these to the Easter Bunny pronto!
Eggus Manus: And I would love one too, of course.
Player: Naturally, here you are.
(Player gives Easter bun.)
Eggus Manus: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this!
Eggus Manus: Simply wonderful! These buns have the Eggus Manus seal of approval.
Player: Good! I'll take one to the Easter Bunny now.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Rinder after giving Eggus Manus a bun

Rinder: Good work with those raisins kid, you've got real moxy. Tell me, do you like games?
Player: Games? Like Runelink?
Rinder: Runelink! Hah! I mean real games, games with a wager. Pride or humiliation. Stakes worth fighting for.
Player: Sounds risky.
Rinder: There you have it, risk indeed.
Rinder: Ever been to the wilderness?
Rinder: Real evil haunts that place...
Rinder: ...And we haunt the evil right back.
Rinder: What say ye? Come hasten the reckoning of the horrible legions what dwell up there with us sometime?
Player: Ehh, I'll think about it.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Glanton after giving Eggus Manus a bun

If the player has not yet given the bun to the Easter Bunny:
- Player: Thanks for taking me to make raisins.
- Glanton: I was plenty happy to educate ye.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has given the bun to the Easter Bunny:
- Player: I used those raisins to make some Easter Buns, and the Easter Bunny really enjoyed them!
- Glanton: Well that's great, kid.
- Player: Thanks again for the help.
- Glanton: Any time. You owe me one.
- Player: Oh, I uh, suppose I do.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Wheeler with progress in both carrot juice and buns

Wheeler: Hello!
Select an option
Talk about carrot juice.
- (Same as above)
Talk about Easter Buns.
- (Same as above)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after having Magus Manus test the bun

Easter Bunny: Hello...
Player: Hi! I'm back with an Easter treat, just for you.
Easter Bunny: Huh?
Player: It's something special.
Easter Bunny: Special eh? Why would you give me something special?
Player: Because you deserve it.
Easter Bunny: I don't know if I deserve anything.
Player: Of course you do!
Player: Here, it's an Easter bun. Fresh out of the oven.
Easter Bunny: An Easter bun? I like those!
Easter Bunny: ...
Easter Bunny: Yum! That was lovely. Thanks, [player name].
Easter Bunny: You're a good friend.
Player: You are most welcome. Do you feel a bit more Easter- ey now?
Easter Bunny: Oh, I'm starting to remember now! Easter is great! But I just... Hmm, I don't know...
Easter Bunny: I feel like I need one more little treat before I do anything to help with Easter.
Player: Oh for goodness sake...
Player: Alright, let me think of something.
If the player has not talked to Fry yet:
- Fry: Excuse me, [player name], I believe I can help you.
- Player: Oh?
- Fry: Come here!
- Fry: I couldn't help overhearing that you're trying to cheer up the Easter Bunny, and I have an idea.
- Player: Well that's sort of nosey, but go on.
- Fry: Let's put on a performance! that will cheer him up.
- Player: A performance?
- Fry: Yes! He's always enjoyed a good show.
- Player: Well I suppose that could work...
- Fry: I have some classic material we can try if that sounds appropriate?
- Player: I don't see why not.
- Fry: Excellent! I've already talked to some of the other fellows in here about it too. They seem keen!
- (Rehearsal cutscene begins.)
If the player has talked to Fry already:
- Player: I wonder how Fry is getting on with that performance...
- Easter Bunny: What was that?
- Player: Oh, nothing. I just need to talk to Fry about something.
- Easter Bunny: Oh, see you later then.
- (Continues with Fry dialogue.)

Talking to Fry before finishing the rehearsal cutscene

Fry: I couldn't help overhearing that you're trying to cheer up the Easter Bunny, and I have an idea.
(End of dialogue)

Eggus Manus before the performance

Player: Hello again, Eggus.
Eggus Manus: Hello!
Player: The Easter Bunny seems happier.
Eggus Manus: Indeed he does! Wonderful, isn't it?
Player: It is, I think we've nearly got him back on track.
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny after three treats are completed

Easter Bunny: ...
Easter Bunny: One more treat and I'll be ready to work on Easter again.
Player: ANOTHER treat?
Easter Bunny: The last one!
Player: It better be.
(End of dialogue)

Wheeler after juice and bun are done

Wheeler: Hello!
Player: Thanks for both juice and spices, EB really liked the buns!
(End of dialogue)

Bella Le Bowle after three treats

Bella Le Bowle: Hey, [player name]. I thought it was really sweet of you to help cheer up that bunny.
Bella Le Bowle: Maybe we could go bowling sometime and you could cheer me up too?
Player: That would be fun, though I'm quite busy at the moment, and in the near future.
Bella Le Bowle: What about the far future?
Player: Oh the far future is looking very busy for me.
Player: But if I find the time, we could invite the Easter Bunny too! We'd all have a great game I'm sure.
Bella Le Bowle: Oh, I see. Nevermind then, if you're so busy.
(End of dialogue)

The mouth of Clarence after three treats

The mouth of Clarence: Ah, hello again, special egg person.
Player: Hello.
The mouth of Clarence: We, that is to say, I, have decided, that you will receive no more special eggs.
Player: Oh, well I don't actually need any more, so that's fine.
The mouth of Clarence: Oh, you aren't devastated? Tormented by this great denial of eggs?
Player: Not really.
Player: Thanks again for the egg.
The mouth of Clarence: Curses!
The mouth of Clarence: And you're welcome! Cluck.
(End of dialogue)

Doughphie after giving the bun to Easter Bunny

Doughphie: I hope you put that dough to good use.
Player: Oh I did indeed.
(End of dialogue)

Bowley Moley after three treats

Bowley Moley: Hello! Have you come to take part in the festivities?
Bowley Moley: With Long Ears Johnson looking a bit more chipper, hopefully we'll get the Egg deliveries finally.
(End of dialogue)

The performance

Searching the old bookcase before talking to Fry

This bookcase is full of old scripts, scores, and performance pieces.
(End of dialogue)

Searching the wardrobe before talking to Fry

Player: This wardrobe is full of old costumes.
(End of dialogue)

First time talking to Fry

Player: Hello! I'm trying to cheer up the Easter Bunny, do you have any ideas?
Fry: Hmm, I have noticed his recent sour mood. Let me think for a moment...
Fry: Aha! I have it! Let's put on a performance! That will cheer him up.
Player: A performance?
Fry: Yes! He's always enjoyed a good show.
Player: Well I suppose that could work...
Player: Could you perform something soon?
Fry: Well, I'll need some time to find something appropriate to perform.
Player: Okay, I'll come back later when you've worked something out.
Fry: Of course, I'll need some performers.
Player: Surely you don't mean me?
Player: ...
Player: You do mean me.
Fry: Naturally! I'll talk to some other people too and get a good troupe together!
Player: Well, as long as it's not just me.
Fry: Of course not, you don't look deserving of a solo to me! Now run along, I shall begin my creative process.
Player: See you later then.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Fry again

If the player has not yet completed three other treats:
- Player: Hello again Fry, are you proceeding with the performance planning?
- Fry: Oh yes, I'm perusing potential performances and am planning which parts will be picked.
- Player: Perfect!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has completed Easter bun, Carrot juice, and Bowling:
- Fry: Ah, hello [player name]! I've a fantastic performance for us all to practise, if you are ready for a rehearsal?
- Player: Yes, we'd better have a go!
- Fry: Alright then, let's assemble the troupe!
- (Rehearsal cutscene begins.)
- Fry: Oh hang on, we don't want to ruin the surprise.
- Fry: Easter Bunny! There's more fancy carrot juice at the bar!
- Easter Bunny: Ooooh! Outta my way!
- Fry: Rightio then, let's get to it.
- Fry: Glanton! Rinder! Eggus! It's time!
- Glanton: Time fer what?
- Fry: Time for the rehearsal! For the performance!
- Glanton: I didn't think ye were serious about that!
- Fry: Well I am, so hurry along. You've all had a chance to familiarise yourselves with my script, yes?
- Glanton: Oh yeah of course, I know it by heart. Hah!
- Fry: Perfect! Rinder?
- Rinder: What he said.
- Eggus Manus: I also did not read it.
- Fry: Oh you jokers, come on then! To the stage!
- Player: See you there in a moment.
- Rinder, Eggus Manus, Glanton, and the player arrive on the stage.
- Fry: Wonderful, we're all here!
- Fry: Let's see what you've got then.
- Player: This should be interesting.
- Fry: You first, Glanton!
- Glanton: Aw heck.
- Fry: From the top! First verse! And a one two three!
- Glanton: Oh lordy, uh..
- Glanton: When the foeman bares his.. peels?
- Eggus Manus: TARANTA-RA TARANTA-RA!
- Glanton: We, dun dun dun, er...
- Glanton: I don't know this! I do not know this one!
- Fry: For goodness sake.
- Rinder: That wasn't very Easter-ey.
- Player: No, it wasn't.
- Fry: Oh come on, it's an old standard!
- Glanton: I don't even know what a foeman is!
- Player: Could we try something else?
- Fry: Well I don't have anything to hand, but you're welcome to have a look backstage.
- Player: Backstage eh? Alright.
- Rinder, Eggus Manus, and Glanton leave the stage.
- You should have a look backstage to see if there's anything that could help with the performance.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fry again before checking the backstage

Fry: Have you found anything useful backstage yet?
Player: Not yet.
Fry: Well get to it then!
Player: In my own time.
(End of dialogue)

Searching the old bookcase

If the player already has jumbled script:
- Player: I don't think there's anything else worth reading here.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has no inventory space:
- It looks like there might be a usable script in this bookcase, but you don't have enough space to take it.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player does not have the jumbled script:
- Player: Ooh a script! Looks a bit tatty and disorganised, but this should do the trick! I should read it before I take it to Fry.
- (Player receives Jumbled script.)
- (End of dialogue)

Reading Jumbled script

Player: This script is all out of order, but it might have to do.
(End of dialogue)

Wardrobe

Checking the wardrobe for the first time:
- Player: Erm... Open sesame?
- Player: Really?
- Player: Oh come on!
- Player: This wardrobe stinks - and the door won't stay open!
- Player: I'd better check it again for, eurgh, costumes.
- Player: Hmm... What are those?
- Player: There are some carrot costumes in this wardrobe! They smell a bit musty, but they look like they will do just fine for a performance.
- Player: I'll tell Fry that they're here, and he can sort them out. No way I'm touching them in that state!
- (End of dialogue)
Subsequent times:
- Player: The carrot costumes are still in here.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fry after checking backstage

Fry: Have you found anything useful backstage yet?
If the player has found the costumes but not the script:
- Fry: Have you found anything useful backstage yet?
- Player: I found some old costumes we can use.
- Fry: Oh that's great, but we'll need more than just costumes to wow the audience.
- Fry: We need some material to perform!
- Player: True, I'll have another look.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has not yet read the script:
- Player: I've found an old script, but I haven't read it yet.
- Fry: Well perhaps you should read it?
- Player: I suppose I should.
- (End of dialogue)
Player: I've found an old script and some carrot costumes!
Fry: An old script eh? Is it any good?
If the player lost the script:
- Player: I would show you but I seem to have misplaced it, I'll go and find it again.
- Fry: You silly sausage!
- (End of dialogue)
Player: You tell me, here have a look. It seems like it's all out of order.
Fry: Well this is very interesting! Though I'm not sure how it would have been put together originally.
Fry: In any case, it's definitely got the spirit of Easter written into it. Carrot costumes should suit this well.
Fry: I think we can use this, though the page order will need reviewing. Can you work out something good?
Player: I can give it a go if you wash those disgusting carrot costumes.
Fry: Wonderful, bring it to me once you're done and we shall get cracking! In the meantime, I'll get those costumes cleaned.
(End of dialogue)

Eggus Manus after rehearsal

Player: Hello again, Eggus.
Eggus Manus: Hello!
Player: The rehearsal didn't go very well.
Eggus Manus: No it did not. That Glanton has no respect for musicals.
Player: You didn't read the script beforehand either though, did you?
Eggus Manus: True, true. Though that is because I am familiar with the material.
Player: Is that right?
Eggus Manus: Oh yes! Why I could burst into a rendition of 'Oh, is there not one maiden egg' at a moments notice!
Player: Go on then.
Eggus Manus: I can't right now, there's no ensemble. Plus, I don't have my singing socks on.
Player: Well you'd better get them, we've got to perform for the Easter Bunny soon.
(End of dialogue)

Starting the performance

Fry: How is that script looking? Have you sorted it out yet?
Select an option
I'm finished with the script.
- Player: It looks good to me, let's put on the performance!
- Fry: Wonderful! I shall inform our colleagues, and fetch the Easter Bunny.
- Player: See you after the show.
- Cutscene: "Dance time."
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: We are the Easter carrots! Carrots!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Orange and full of the joys of spring!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Easter is here, it's time to frolic!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Watch us carrots do our thing!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Woo!
- (The order of the dialogue depends on the order chosen by the player.)
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Orange, rooty, nice and juicy!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Pop out of the ground and then we sing!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Whilst sun is warm we dance about!
- Player, Glanton, Rinder, Eggus Manus: Easter joy we hope to bring!
- Easter Bunny: That was amazing!
- Easter Bunny: So much Easter energy! Wow!
- The cutscene ends.
- Easter Bunny: That dance was amazing! Well done. I feel so... Invigorated!
- Easter Bunny: How could I ever lose my Easter spirit?
- Player: Sometimes you just need a break.
- Easter Bunny: That's true. Thanks, [player name].
- Player: I'm glad you're feeling better.
- Easter Bunny: Lawks! Look at the time, I should get back to Varrock to set up the Eggs!
- Player: See you up there!
- (End of dialogue)
The script isn't ready yet.
- Player: I'm not finished yet.
- (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after the performance

Easter Bunny: That dance was amazing! Well done. I feel so... Invigorated!
(Same as above)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after he mentions Varrock

Easter Bunny: Lawks! Look at the time, I should get back to Varrock to set up the Eggs!
Player: See you up there!
(End of dialogue)

Fry after performance

Fry: Good job putting that script in order, I think that went well!
(End of dialogue)

Eggus manus after performance

Player: Hi, Eggus.
Eggus Manus: Oh hello, [player name]!
Player: Good job with the performance, the Easter Bunny loved it.
Player: I was impressed with your dancing, you're a natural!
Eggus Manus: I love a good dance. It's great eggs-ercise!
Eggus Manus: In fact, the show has re-eggnited my love for the stage.
Player: That's great, what are you thinking of doing?
Eggus Manus: Stand-up comedy! I've been writing jokes. Well, a joke.
Player: I think you'll need more than one, Eggus. Still, can I hear it?
Eggus Manus: Absolutely!
Eggus Manus: What's big and small at the same time?
Player: I dread to think.
Eggus Manus: A big egg!
Eggus Manus: Ohohohoho!
Player: ...
Player: I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself.
Eggus Manus: I'm having a blast! I think I'll try and write another egg joke soon.
Player: You crack on, Eggus! Good luck with it all.
Eggus Manus: Thanks.
(End of dialogue)

Return to Varrock after saving Easter

Rinder or Glanton

Rinder: It won't catch on, Glanton.
Glanton: Ah don't be like that Rinder, how will we know till we try?
Player: Alright gents, what's going on here then?
Glanton: I've had this great idea see.
Player: Does it have anything to do with long walks in the desert again?
Glanton: Well y'see thats the beauty of it.
Glanton: It's a lot easier to melt chocolate than dry out grapes.
Player: Chocolate? You've piqued my interest!
Glanton: Exactly! See Rinder, [player name] doesn't even know half the idea yet and wants in!
Rinder: It still seems terribly messy.
Glanton: Okay so, what we do is use our connections with the Easter Bunny to acquire a lot of chocolate.
Player: And give it to me for my outstanding contributions to the preservation of Easter?
Rinder: No.
Glanton: And we melt it all up, and put it in a fountain.
Player: And then I get to have it all?
Rinder: No.
Glanton: No then we sell people the right to take a couple of small fruits to dip in the fountain and eat!
Player: That sounds delicious!
Rinder: Yes.
Player: But I can get some for free?
Rinder: No.
Glanton: See the amount people would pay for just a taste of chocolate is so much higher than we'd have to pay to source a lot of the stuff.
Player: Well, I'm not interested if I have to pay.
Player: I saved Easter...
Rinder: ...
Player: ... Again!
Player: I think I'll go see if the Easter Bunny has some more eggs for me...
Glanton: Be seeing you!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Cooky Weasel near Varrock

Cooky Weasel: Keep your hands away from these lovely carrots, stinky!
Player: I wasn't anywhere near them!
Cooky Weasel: I can smell you getting closer, stinky!
Player: I don't want any carrots I'm just here for eggs!
Cooky Weasel: Good, cause these carrots aren't for you, stinky!
Player: Fine, I'm going!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus Manus near Varrock

Eggus Manus: Hurrah! you've done it again, [player name]! Ayaster is saved again.
Player: Ayaster you say?
Eggus Manus: Oh, I mean Easter of course.
(End of dialogue)

Talking to Bowley Moley near Varrock

Player: Hello Bowley, I didn't expect you up here!
Bowley Moley: And why would that be? I deserve an Egg too, look how much I'm helping out!
Player: Oh it's just bright is all, we don't often get moles here on the surface.
Bowley Moley: Hm yes, I could do with something to keep the sun out of my eyes.
Bowley Moley: A new machine perhaps that could lift a whole load of earth and hold it over my head!
Player: Well enjoy that thought!
(End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny near Varrock

If the player has no inventory space:
- You need [1-5] free inventory [slots/slot] to receive your Easter event rewards.
- Easter Bunny: I have something fun for you, [player name]!
- Easter Bunny: Come back when you have more space.
- (End of dialogue)
(Player receives Carrot costume hat.)
(Player receives Carrot costume body.)
(Player receives Carrot costume gloves.)
(Player receives Carrot costume tights.)
(Player receives two Easter eggs.)
Easter Bunny: Thanks for saving our bacon and eggs again, [player name]!
(Event complete interface opens.)
You've completed the Easter event: One glum bunny

Event complete!

One glum bunny

Rewards

- Carrot outfit

The Old School team wishes you a Happy Easter!

Talking to the Concerned man after completing the Quest

Concerned man: Mate, it took you so long to get me lunch the Easter Bunny showed up, I had some choccy eggs instead.
Player: Great. That was all me you know.
Concerned man: What are you talking about? It was definitely the Easter Bunny.
Player: You know what?
Player: I'm still too busy to talk to you.
Concerned man: Alright, cheerio!
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny again after event is completed

Player: Oh it's always my pleasure to get these delicious eggs!
Player: I mean... to help out a friend in need!
Player: Isn't it strange something always happens around this time of year that needs me to come and save the day?
Easter Bunny: Oh really? I don't keep track, so much to do around now.
Player: Oh well, I expect I'll be seeing you again next year.
Easter Bunny: Yes, till neggxt year!
(End of dialogue)

Easter Bunny again when inside the Rabbit Hole after event is completed

Easter Bunny: Would you please stop [player name], I'ts^[sic] very hard to rush back here so fast.
Player: You're coming back here, whenever I do?
Easter Bunny: Precisely, so we'd all appreciate it if you didn't.
Player: But why?
Easter Bunny: Who knows what you'd get up to down here on your own.
(End of dialogue)

v t e 2025 Easter event
NPCs	Bella Le Bowle Bowley Moley Concerned man Cooky Weasel Doughphie Easter Bunny Eggus Manus Fry Glanton Rinder The mouth of Clarence Clarence Wheeler Scorpion
Items	Carrot juice glass Easter bun Easter spices Fancy carrot Fancy carrot juice Grapes Jumbled script Raisins Recipe for easter buns Special egg Uncooked easter bun Yeastier dough
Scenery	Bush Carrot Pin Carrot scraps Conspicuous carrot scraps Curiously positioned crate of carrots Hole Juice press Sack of grapes Sack of raisins Rock Suspicious carrot scraps Ladder Crate Market stall Fungus Old bookcase Wardrobe
Rewards	Carrot costume body Carrot costume gloves Carrot costume hat Carrot costume tights Easter egg
Related	Rabbit Hole Transcript