Dialogue for Barbarian guard

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Standard dialogue

Before Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl

• Barbarian guard: Oi, whaddya want?
• I want to come through this gate.
  • Player: I want to come through this gate.
  • Barbarian guard: Barbarians only. Are you a barbarian? You don't look like one.
  • Hmm, yep you've got me there.
    • Player: Hmm, yep you've got me there.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian.
    • Player: Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian.
    • Barbarian guard: If you're a barbarian you need to be able to drink like one. We barbarians like a good drink.
    • Barbarian guard: I have the perfect challenge for you... The Alfred Grimhand Barcrawl! First completed by Alfred Grimhand.
    • (Player receives Barcrawl card.)
    • The guard hands you a Barcrawl card.
    • Barbarian guard: Take that card to each of the bars named on it. The bartenders will know what it means. We're kinda well known.
    • Barbarian guard: They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card. When you've done all that, we'll be happy to let you in.
    • (End of dialogue)
• I want some money.
  • Player: I want some money.
  • Barbarian guard: Do I look like a bank to you?
  • (End of dialogue)

During Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl

Before finishing the crawl

• Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?
• Player: I haven't finished it yet.
• Barbarian guard: Well come back when you have, you lightweight.
• (End of dialogue)

Reclaiming the Barcrawl card

• Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?
• Player: I've lost my barcrawl card...
• Barbarian guard: What are you like? You're gonna have to start all over now.
• (Player receives Barcrawl card.)
• The guard hands you a Barcrawl card.
• (End of dialogue)

After finishing the crawl

• Barbarian guard: So, how's the Barcrawl coming along?
• Player: I tink I jusht 'bout done dem all... but I losht count...
• You give the card to the barbarian.
• Barbarian guard: Yep that seems fine, you can come in now. I never learned to read, but you look like you’ve drunk plenty. Also, one more thing…
• Barbarian guard: Since you drink like a barbarian, I can show you how to smash your vials when you finish them. Do you want to do that?
• Yes please, I want to smash my vials.
  • Player: Yes please, I want to smash my vials.
  • Barbarian guard: It’s all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.
  • Vial smashing is now turned on.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No thank you, I’d rather keep my vials.
  • Player: No thank you, I'd rather keep my vials.
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player has the automatic vial smashing turned on

• Barbarian guard: 'Ello friend. I see you're drinking like a barbarian - do you want to stop smashing your vials when you finish them?
• Yes please, I want to stop smashing my vials.
  • Player: Yes please, I want to stop smashing my vials.
  • Barbarian guard: You're a funny sort of barbarian! But okay, you will no longer smash your vials as you drink your potions.
  • Vial smashing is now turned off.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No thank you, I like smashing them.
  • Player: No thank you, I like smashing them.
  • Barbarian guard: That's a proper barbarian spirit, that is.
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player has the automatic vial smashing turned off

• Barbarian guard: 'Ello friend. Do you want me to show you how to smash your vials when you finish drinking them?
• Yes please, I want to smash my vials.
  • Player: Yes please, I want to smash my vials.
  • Barbarian guard: It's all part of drinking like a barbarian! Okay, you will now smash your vials as you drink your potions.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No thank you, I'd rather keep my vials.
  • Player: No thank you, I'd rather keep my vials.
  • (End of dialogue)