Dialogue for Miodvetnir

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This transcript involves dialogue with Derni, Dernu, Miodvetnir, and the player.

Talking to them for the first time[edit | edit source]

  • Miodvetnir: Oh look, a human!
  • Dernu: A human? Can we eat it?
  • Derni: No, you rock brain! Humans are our friends!
  • Player: Hello, excuse me...
  • Miodvetnir: Not sure if I would call them our friends... Not enemies either, of course.
  • Dernu: Not like the trolls. We hate trolls.
  • Player: Excuse me, I just want to-
  • Derni: Nothing's worse than a troll.
  • Dernu: Except discovering that your pickaxe's gone blunt just as you-
  • Player: Excuse me!!!
  • Miodvetnir: Why, hello, yes, what is it?
  • Player: I er... well, who are you?
  • Derni: I'm Derni.
  • Dernu: I'm Dernu.
  • Miodvetnir: And I'm Miodvetnir. These are my brothers. And who might you be?
  • Player: My name is Player.
  • Derni: Pleased to meet you, Player!
  • Dernu: I say, we don't get to see a hummon down here very often!
  • Miodvetnir: It's a human, you metal head! You should pay more attention!
  • Player: So, can I ask you dwarves a few questions?
  • Miodvetnir: Of course, we love answering questions!
  • Dernu: We're very good at answering questions!
  • Derni: Fire away!

Thereafter[edit | edit source]

  • Miodvetnir: Hello again, Player!
  • Dernu: Are you lost down here?
  • Derni: Or were you just stopping by for a chat?
  • Player: Just stopping by for a chat.
    • What's down this river? Before starting The Giant Dwarf
      • Player: What's down this river?
      • Miodvetnir: Oh, you don't know?
      • Dernu: He/she doesn't know?
      • Derni: He/she doesn't know!
      • Player: Can't you just tell me?
      • Miodvetnir: It is our glorious city!
      • Dernu: The grand city of the dwarves!
      • Derni: Sparkling jewel of the mountain!
      • Miodvetnir: Keldagrim, our home!
      • Player: Can you take me there?
      • Derni: Oh no, we can't do that.
      • Miodvetnir: We're far too busy.
      • Dernu: You have to keep busy, you see.
      • Derni: Always keep busy, is what our good father used to say.
      • Dernu: Besides, there's been some weird going ons in the city.
      • Derni: Don't tell him/her that! None of his/her business!
      • Miodvetnir: Only fair if he/she wants to go into the city.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, they only just cleaned up the mess from the last little incident.
      • Miodvetnir: So watch out if you ever do manage to travel to the city! Weird things could happen!
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Any good spots to fish around here?
      • Player: Any good spots to fish around here?
      • Miodvetnir: Fish?
      • Derni: Fish?
      • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Miodvetnir: No fish around here.
        • After Fishing Contest
          • Miodvetnir: Say, you're the Fishing Champion, aren't you?
          • Derni: That must be why you were talking about fish then...
          • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Derni: But this water here, you see, it comes dripping down from above.
      • Miodvetnir: Molten snow, you see.
      • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Derni: Oh, they're these small wriggly things that live in the water.
      • Miodvetnir: But they're not all small! Some can be large!
      • Derni: And they don't breathe air.
        • After Fishing Contest
          • Miodvetnir: But Player could tell you all about it! After all, he/she's the Fishing Champion!
          • Player: Maybe later...
      • (Shows initial options)
    • What are these mines used for?
      • Player: What are these mines used for?
      • Miodvetnir: What does it look like they're used for?
      • Derni: Isn't it obvious?
      • Dernu: For mining of course!
      • Miodvetnir: These mines are actually the territory of one of the eight major companies of the mining Consortium.
        • Before The Giant Dwarf
          • Player: Mining companies? Where are they at then?
          • Derni: Oh, they all have their headquarters in the city.
          • Dernu: First floor of the palace.
          • Derni: No need to give him/her directions.
      • Miodvetnir: We haul all our goods to the city by ship, you see.
      • Dernu: Since the mine carts don't come here.
      • Derni: But because the river goes right to the city, this is just as easy.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Can you help me with this rock? During Between a Rock...
      • Player: Can you help me with this rock down in the mines?
      • Player: It seems to be unbreakable. I need to know why.
      • Miodvetnir: Say, is that Dondakan's rock?
      • Dernu: That big unbreakable rock?
      • Derni: That's what he/she said, isn't[sic]? Pay more attention!
      • Player: Yes, yes, that's the one.
      • Miodvetnir: Oh, you're not going to get through there I'm afraid.
      • Dernu: It's unbreakable, you see.
      • Derni: Dondakan's been there for...
      • Derni: How long would you say he's been there, Miotvednir[sic]?
      • Miodvetnir: Eighteen years, Derni, and not a year shorter!
      • Dernu: That's some dedication!
      • Derni: But look at what it got him.
      • Dernu: Nothing, that's what.
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • What material would break that rock? During Between a Rock...
      • Player: What material would break that rock? You know, the impenetrable one?
      • Miodvetnir: Well... have you tried a rune pickaxe?
      • Derni: An adamantite tool?
      • Dernu: What about a bronze pickaxe?
      • Miodvetnir: A bronze pickaxe??
      • Derni: What good would that do?
      • Dernu: Well, you never know...
      • Derni: Don't you think that's the first thing they tried?
      • Dernu: Hey, it was just a suggestion!
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Do you know anyone named Rolad? During Between a Rock...
      • Player: Do you know anyone named Rolad? Some kind of a dwarven scholar?
      • Miodvetnir: Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, I know Rolad!
      • Derni: Oh, stop winding up the human, Dernu!
      • Player: Do you know where he is right now?
      • Dernu: No idea, why?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Dondakan wants to shoot me out of a cannon! During Between a Rock...
      • Player: Dondakan wants to shoot me out of a cannon!
      • Miodvetnir: Oh dear!
      • Dernu: How awful!
      • Derni: That's terrible!
      • Player: He thinks I'm actually going to fly through it and land on the other side.
      • Derni: That sounds a bit daft.
      • Miodvetnir: How would that work?
      • Dernu: I think you're going to hurt your head.
      • Derni: Old Dondakan might have finally lost it.
      • Miodvetnir: He was always obsessed with that rock.
      • Dernu: And gold.
      • Derni: Right, and gold.
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Any tips on how to defeat an evil demon? During Between a Rock...
      • Player: Any tips on how to defeat an evil demon?
      • Miodvetnir: An evil demon, you say?
      • Dernu: I'd run away if I ever ran into an evil demon.
      • Derni: Don't be such a coward, Dernu!
      • Dernu: Well, what would you do then?
      • Derni: I don't know, I've never encountered an evil demon.
      • Miodvetnir: I once met a good demon though.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, what did he say?
      • Miodvetnir: He gave me a puzzle box and then went off again.
      • Derni: I think you must have had too much dwarven stout in you.
      • Miodvetnir: Could be, could be, but there's no telling, is there?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • I defeated the spirit of the rock! After Between a Rock...
      • Player: I defeated the spirit of the rock!
      • Miodvetnir: That's amazing!
      • Derni: That's fantastic!
      • Dernu: What rock was that again?
      • Derni: Pay attention for once, Dernu! It's Dondakan's rock!
      • Miodvetnir: That's quite impressive, Player. How did you manage to do that?
      • Player: Well, you see, I just-
      • Derni: What kind of question is that to ask? With his/her great might of course!
      • Dernu: Or vast magical skills!
      • Miodvetnir: No, you're more a ranger, aren't you Player?
      • Player: Actually, I-
      • Derni: Anyway, this calls for a celebration.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, we should go down into Keldagrim to celebrate.
      • Miodvetnir: Tonight, of course, not now. We're on duty now.
      • Derni: Right... and I'm sure traffic here will pick up soon with that rock broken.
      • Miodvetnir: I heard there's vast amount of gold inside!
      • Dernu: The company is going to be rich!
      • Derni: Now don't you go and discuss company business in front of this human, Dernu.
      • Miodvetnir: Right. Let's get back to work.
      • Dernu: Anything else you wanted, Player?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • I need some help with this statue... During The Giant Dwarf
      • Player: I need some help with this statue... King Alvis' statue, to be precise.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, what's the problem then?
      • Derni: It was knocked down, remember? Parts of it nearly landed on our heads?
      • Miodvetnir: A terrible noise it made too!
        • Before helping Blasidar
          • Player: Never mind.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • While helping Blasidar
          • Player: This sculptor has got me looking for a lot of items, you see.
          • Dernu: Items eh?
          • Derni: We love items.
          • Miodvetnir: Can't get enough of them.
          • Player: Well, can you he-
          • Dernu: I got this puzzle box once, you know.
          • Derni: Oh, not that story again.
          • Miodvetnir: You have told that story before, Dernu.
          • Dernu: Well forget about it then. I'll shut up if you don't want to hear about it.
          • Player: Never mind.
          • (Shows initial options)
        • After helping Blasidar
          • Player: Well, the sculptor only needs to build the head now. But I need to get the Consortium to help me with that.
          • Miodvetnir: The Consortium, you say?
          • Dernu: You're going to talk to the Consortium?
          • Derni: My, you're certainly moving up in the dwarven world, aren't you?
          • Miodvetnir: What do you need us for then?
          • Dernu: We are but simple dwarves.
          • Derni: Especially you, Dernu.
          • Miodvetnir: Now now, Derni, there was no need for that.
          • Player: Never mind.
          • (Shows initial options)
    • I have rebuilt the statue for the [company name]! After The Giant Dwarf
      • Player: I have rebuilt the statue for the [company name]!
      • Dernu: What, really?
      • Derni: Of course, really! Player wouldn't have said it otherwise, would he/she?
      • Miodvetnir: And didn't you see Blasidar working on the statue?
      • Dernu: Oh yes, he was out there for quite a while.
      • Derni: That must have been a huge task.
      • Dernu: Nothing's too difficult for old Blasidar.
      • Miodvetnir: He truly is a master builder.
      • Derni: We can all take an example to his hard work and dedication.
      • Dernu: Speaking of, shouldn't we get back to work ourselves?
      • Miodvetnir: Quite right. Anything else you wanted, Player?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • Do you know about this drunken dwarf...? During Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf
      • Player: Do you know about this drunken dwarf...?
      • Miodvetnir: Drunken dwarf?
      • Dernu: Yeah, we know a drunken dwarf!
      • Derni: In fact we know plenty!
      • Dernu: There's this one really annoying dwarf though, he sometimes throws rocks at me for no reason.
      • Player: Yeah, tell me about it.
      • Player: The one I mean is his relative, living in the northeast of Keldagrim. I wonder if you could help me with him.
      • Miodvetnir: Ah yes, him.
      • Derni: Such a sad case, poor fellow.
      • Dernu: Who is he?
      • Derni: Don't you know anything?
      • Miodvetnir: Now now, there's no reason to get angry.
      • Derni: I suppose you're right. Well, he's a drunk dwarf that talks about kebabs a lot.
      • Miodvetnir: Has some pretty odd tales to tell too.
      • Dernu: And I understand he's the relative of that dwarf I mentioned earlier.
      • Derni: I hope that helped, Player?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • I have this unforgettable tale to tell you! After Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf
      • Player: I have this unforgettable tale to tell you!
      • Miodvetnir: A tale!
      • Dernu: We love tales!
      • Derni: We live for tales!
      • Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I lost my spanner in the mines...
      • Derni: Player wants to tell a tale!
      • Dernu: But my spanner... it's a very interesting tale you know.
      • Miodvetnir: I think we've heard it before.
      • Derni: It was pretty forgettable.
      • Player: Excuse me, do you want to hear my tale or not?
      • Miodvetnir: Happy to.
      • Derni: Would love to hear it.
      • Dernu: As long as it's better than my spanner story.
      • Miodvetnir: So, what's your tale like?
      • Player: Ah, I errrr...
      • Player: I seem to have forgotten.
      • Derni: Must have been pretty forgettable as well then.
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (Shows initial options)
    • I must be off now, thanks for the chat.
      • Player: I must be off now, thanks for the chat.
      • Miodvetnir: No problem!
      • Dernu: Glad to be of service!
      • Derni: Come back any time!
      • (End of dialogue)