Transcript of 2018 Birthday event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Da Vinci, Aggie, Wise Old Man, Dunce, Herquin, Gnome child (2018 Birthday event), Gnome child, Evil Dave, and the player.

Starting out

• Da Vinci: Hello there. You seem to be the adventury type, fancy helping me out?
• Player: Well, I guess that depends on what is involved.
• Da Vinci: I've been commissioned to paint a very special painting. No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to get the perspective correct on this sword...
• Select an Option
• Continue listening.
  • Da Vinci: I think I'm going to need a prop of the sword to use as a reference, however, I'm not one to go off looking for such a thing.
  • Da Vinci: I thought maybe you could bring me the sword I need?
  • Select an Option
  • What sword are you looking for?
    • Player: What sword are you looking for?
    • Da Vinci: I'm afraid it's very specific, you won't find it anywhere, you'll have to make it yourself.
    • Player: How am I suppose to do that?
    • Da Vinci: We won't actually be using a real sword, just a prop, so it doesn't need to be made from metal. Gather some normal logs and carve the sword using a knife.
    • Player: I have some fletching experience... I'll be right back!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • I'm far too busy right now.
    • (Transcript missing. edit)
• I'm afraid I'm not much of an artist.
  • (Transcript missing. edit)

Talking to Da Vinci again

• Player: What sword are you looking for?
• Da Vinci: I'm afraid it's very specific, you won't find it anywhere, you'll have to make it yourself.
• Player: How am I suppose to do that?
• Da Vinci: We won't actually be using a real sword, just a prop, so it doesn't need to be made from metal. Gather some normal logs and carve the sword using a knife.
• Player: I have some fletching experience... I'll be right back!
• (End of dialogue)

Making the prop sword

• Make a prop sword?
• Yes.
  • You carefully cut the wood into a prop sword.
• No.
  • (Transcript missing. edit)

Bringing the sword to Da Vinci

• Player: Here's your sword.
• The player walks over to the table and places the sword on it
• 

  You place the prop sword on the table.
• Da Vinci: You've done wonderfully well carving this sword, but it's still a bit wooden. I think it needs painting.
• Select an Option
• Well yes, you're doing a painting of it.
  • Player: Well yes, you're doing a painting of it.
  • Da Vinci: That's not what I mean! The sword needs to look like a sword.
  • Continues with "Ok, what paint do you need?" below:
• Ok, what paint do you need?
  • Player: Ok, what paint do you need?
  • Da Vinci: I think some gold and silver paint would do. Have a chat with Aggie in Draynor Village, she's good with colours.
  • Player: Sounds like a good idea - I'll be back with the dyes as soon as I can!
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Da Vinci before getting the paint

• (Transcript missing. edit)

Ores to dust

• 

  You chip off some dust from the rock.
• (End of dialogue)

• 

  You chip off some dust from the rock.
• (End of dialogue)

Getting paint

• Aggie: What can I help you with?
• Select an Option
• (Non-event dialogue) What could you make for me?
• Can you make paint for me and Da Vinci, please?
  • Player: Can you make paint for me please?
  • Aggie: If you have the ingredients, of course!
  • Select an Option
  • Gold paint.
    • If the player doesn't have any gold dust in their inventory:
      • Player: Gold paint please.
      • Aggie: Lovely. For that I'll need gold dust, you can probably get it by chipping little bits off a gold rock with something like a chisel.
      • Player: Ok, I'll go get some.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has gold dust:
      • Player: Gold paint please.
      • Player: Here's the dust.
      • 

        Aggie takes the dust and mixes up some gold paint and hands it to you.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • Silver paint.
    • If the player doesn't have any silver dust in their inventory:
      • Player: Silver paint please.
      • Aggie: Lovely. For that I'll need silver dust, you can probably get it by chipping little bits off a silver rock with something like a chisel.
      • Player: Ok, I'll go get some.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has silver dust:
      • Player: Silver paint please.
      • Player: Here's the dust.
      • 

        Aggie takes the dust and mixes up some silver paint and hands it to you.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has gold and silver dust in their inventory:
    • Both gold and silver paint.
      • Player: Both gold and silver paint please.
      • Player: Here's the dust.
      • Aggie: Lovely. There you go. Two pots of paint.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • I'll come back later.
    • (Transcript missing. edit)
• (Non-event dialogue) You mad old witch, you can't help me.
• (Non-event dialogue) Can you make dyes for me please?

Back to Da Vinci with both paints

• Player: Here's your paint.
• 

  

  You hand the paint to Da Vinci who makes a quick job of painting the wooden sword to look real.
• Da Vinci: That paint worked just right. Now we just need a nice blue gem for the pommel.
• Player: I'm sure I can get a sapphire...
• Da Vinci: That's kind of you, but that's the wrong kind of blue. Have a chat to Herquin in Falador, he's good with gems.
• Player: I'll get right on it!...
• (End of dialogue)

Precious gem

Talking to Da Vinci again before getting the blue gem

• (Transcript missing. edit)

Talking to Herquin

• Select an Option
• (Non-event dialogue) Do you wish to trade?
• Do you know where I can get a blue gem?
  • Player: Do you know where I can get a blue gem?
  • Herquin: Yes, they're called sapphires, you can get them mining.
  • Player: Not that blue. Are there any others?
  • Herquin: Indeed there are. They're not very rare or precious though.
  • Player: That's ok, where would I get them?
  • Herquin: Best place I've found is in the moat around the south of the castle. You'll need a small net and likely something to extend it. It's a big drop!
  • Select an Option
  • Why on earth would they be there?
    • Player: Why on earth would they be there?
    • Herquin: Interesting one that, I had a chat with Sir Amik about it. Turns out that hundreds of years ago, when a knight died a sword would be sacrificed to the moat.
    • Player: And the gems were on the swords?
    • Herquin: Indeed. In the beginning it was the knight's own swords, but later rather than throw away really precious stuff, they had cheap swords made with semi-precious stones on them, as it was the gesture that counted.
    • Player: Ok, thanks for the information!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Ok, thanks for the information!
    • Player: Ok, thanks for the information!
    • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Sorry I don't want to talk to you actually.

Rod with net

• 

  You attach the net to the rod.
• (End of dialogue)

Fishing

• You lower your net on the end of the rod into the murky water...
• 

  You pull a rough, slightly bluish stone from your net. Maybe Herquin can do something with it.

Herquin's gem polishing service

• Select an Option
• (Non-event dialogue) Do you wish to trade?
• Can you polish a gem for me?
  • Player: Can you polish a gem for me?
  • Herquin: Of course!
  • 

    Herquin polishes the gem for you.
  • Herquin: You got a good one there. Looks like the whole universe inside it now it's polished.
  • Player: Thanks for your help!
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Sorry I don't want to talk to you actually.

Taking the gem to Da Vinci

• Player: Here's the gem.
• 

  You hand the polished gem to Da Vinci who inlays it into the pommel of the sword.
• Da Vinci: Ahh, you've done a grand job on that sword. It's exactly what I need to help with that part of my painting.
• Player: I'm suspecting a 'but' next.
• Da Vinci: But... could you do me just one small favour?
• Select an Option
• If the player has completed One Small Favour:
  • NO! It's never just one small favour!
    • Player: NO! It's never just one small favour!
    • Da Vinci: You sure? It's only tiny. Without it, this picture won't get done.
    • Continues at "I just need a dragon."
• I guess so.
  • Player: I guess so. What is it?
  • Da Vinci: I just need a dragon.
  • Player: You JUST need a DRAGON? What do you think I am? Some kind of dragon tamer who can summon creatures out of thin air?
  • Da Vinci: Well, I don't need a real dragon. Just something small, with 4 limbs and wings. Just so I can get the idea of a baby dragon. Hmm, perhaps we could put wings on you.
  • Player: No, I don't do wings. Besides, I'm too big. I'll find something...
  • You look around the room.
  • Select an Option
  • Would an imp do?
    • Player: Would an imp do?
    • Da Vinci: Maybe, but they're red. It must be a green dragon.
    • Player: Aggie can help there.
    • Da Vinci: Okay, you get that done whilst I paint the sword.
    • Player: I already painted the sword.
    • Da Vinci: In the PAINTING.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Would gnome child do?
    • Player: Would gnome child do?
    • (Transcript missing. edit)
    • Gnome child: Green is the colour of nature, yet green is not the natural colour of my lowly flesh. Your proposal is incoherent, unworthy of the glorious winged status you proffer me.
    • (Transcript missing. edit)
  • Would the Wise Old Man do?
    • Player: Would the Wise Old Man do?
    • Da Vinci: What? No! You're too big and he's even taller than you!
    • (End of dialogue)

Time to dye

Dunce

• Player: Hello!
• Dunce: Please no kill me.
• Player: No, I'm not going to kill you. I'm going to make you a star!
• Dunce: Star... in sky?
• Player: No, a star in a painting that the whole world will see. Would you like that?
• Dunce: Be happy star. What do?
• Player: All you need to do is stand still for me... and be green.
• Dunce: Not green. Red.
• Player: I can change that.
• Select an Option
• Use the green dye on the imp.
  • The green dye is poured on the imp.
  • Dunce: GREEN!
  • (Continues below)
• Don't use the dye.

Talking to Da Vinci

• Player: I've got you a dragon.
• The camera pans over to the stage with Crunchy and Tim, and the Dunce teleports on stage.
• Dunce: GREEN!
• Da Vinci: An imp! Painted green? Well... I suppose it will have to do!
• Da Vinci: Oh yes this is great. I'll be done in no time.
• Player: Excellent, glad to help.
• Da Vinci: Now that I've done with that part of the painting, I have arranged a present for you. And, if you'd like it, you can take the sword as I don't need it anymore.
• 

  

  Da Vinci hands you a heavy parcel and the sword that you made.
• Da Vinci: Thank you for all your help with the painting!
• Da Vinci: Make sure you check out the basement, we've cleared it out and turned it into a historical gallery of the past 5 years!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Dunce after dying him green

• Player: Hello!
• Dunce: Star yet?
• Player: You will be, once Da Vinci has done his work.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the partygoers

Wise Old Man

• Player: You must have seen a few parties in your time.
• Wise Old Man: I have indeed. This one is most agreeable.
• (End of dialogue)

Evil Dave

• Player: What a party eh?
• Evil Dave: The cake isn't black.
• Player: Well, yes. Black cake would be burnt, which wouldn't be very nice.
• Evil Dave: Yes, but it would look more evil.
• (End of dialogue)

Gnome child

• Player: Hello!
• Gnome child: Greetings.
• Player: What do you think of the party?
• Gnome child: It is as beauteous as the sheen of scales on a butterfly's wing and as odious as a worm's armpit.
• (End of dialogue)