Transcript of 2015 April Fools
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Getting started
[edit | edit source]Talking to Little Mo
[edit | edit source]- Player: Hello, I've not seen you around here before, who are you?
- Little Mo: Hi! You can call me Mo, I'm a travelling trader and I've just relocated to Lumbridge.
- Player: Nice to meet you, Mo! So what kind of wares do you trade in?
- Little Mo: I usually deal in just about anything and everything!
- Player: Usually? You don't any more?
- Little Mo: Well, I've recently acquired an interesting artifact[sic] in a trade and would like to have it examined by a specialist at the Varrock Museum.
- Little Mo: Sadly though I can't afford to let my business suffer by going away and the Museum specialist is leaving very soon on an expedition.
- Select an Option
- I could take it to the Museum for you!
- Player: I could take it to the Museum for you!
- Little Mo: Thanks for the offer but I'm not letting this artifact out of my sight.
- Little Mo: Although you still might be able to help, would you be interested in completing some deliveries for me while I head to Varrock?
- Select an Option
- What's in it for me?
- Player: Sure, I could deliver to the farthest reaches of the world... but what's in it for me?
- Little Mo: Well, I'm taking a huge gamble on this artifact being valuable. I'm willing to offer you a share of its final sale price.
- Player: What if it's worth nothing? I'll have wasted my time!
- Little Mo: Welcome to the world of trading my friend! Are you in or are you out?
- Select an Option
- You've got yourself a deal!
- Player: You've got yourself a deal! What do you need me to do?
- Little Mo: If you search my cart you'll find some packages for delivery. Each package is labelled but in order to protect my customers' privacy they're a little vague.
- Little Mo: I don't have time to explain exactly where everyone is so I'm afraid you'll have to do a bit of searching to find them.
- Player: Take packages from cart, deliver to the person on the label. Doesn't sound too hard!
- Little Mo: It may be harder than you think but I must leave now for Varrock, I will return soon, thanks for your assistance my friend!
- Player: Good luck!
- Mo hurries off towards Varrock.
- (End of dialogue)
- No thanks.
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- No thanks.
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- That's quite a situation, good luck with it.
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Delivering the packages
[edit | edit source]Searching the cart
[edit | edit source]- You find a labelled package ready for delivery.
- (End of dialogue)
Inspecting the first package
[edit | edit source]- This package is addressed to A man near some trees.
- Player: Mo wasn't kidding about these being vaguely labelled, I'd better start looking!
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Man near Musa Point
[edit | edit source]- Player: Hello, I think I have a delivery for you...
- Man: Ah finally my eastern crystals! Where is Mo? I've never known him to trust anyone else with his business!
- Player: He's busy running another errand so I offered to help him with some deliveries.
- Man: Ah well that is nice of you, thanks for this!
- (End of dialogue)
Inspecting the second package
[edit | edit source]- This package is addressed to A guard in a high position.
- Player: Ugh... this could be any guard, most don't have ranks!
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to the Guard upstairs at Port Sarim jail
[edit | edit source]- Player: Hello?
- Guard: What? Who goes there? What do you want?
- Player: I have a delivery for you from Little Mo.
- Guard: Oh yes my Herblore supplies! Thanks!
- (End of dialogue)
Inspecting the third package
[edit | edit source]- This package is addressed to A wanderer of the Wilderness.
- Player: Great, the wilderness... I'd better be careful!
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to William in the Wilderness
[edit | edit source]- Player: Hi, expecting a delivery from Little Mo?
- William: Indeed I am, what do you know about it?
- Player: I have it here for you, Mo has been busy so I'm helping him out.
- William: Brilliant! I've been expecting these supplies for weeks. Thanks!
- (End of dialogue)
Finishing up
[edit | edit source]Talking to Little Mo after delivering all packages
[edit | edit source]- Player: Welcome back Mo, you've been gone a while. What happened at the museum?
- Little Mo: My friend, I have been on a most strange adventure!
- Player: Adventure? I thought you were just heading to Varrock Museum?
- Little Mo: Well it's quite a long story, are you sure you want to hear it now?
- Select an Option
- Yes please tell me the story now.
- Player: Yes, please tell me the story now.
- Little Mo: Well, everything was going to plan at the museum, the specialist examined the artifact and explained that it was actually part of an ancient and powerful, much larger stone.
- Player: Incredible! So it's valuable then?
- Little Mo: Well that's what I thought but as I left the museum I was approached by a hooded man who tried to take it from me!
- Little Mo: Now I'm not stupid and have had people try and steal from me before... but this guy was different and had some kind of special powers I simply couldn't fight.
- Little Mo: I woke up in a daze, without the artifact, not entirely sure what had happened.
- Player: So the artifact is gone... are you okay?
- Little Mo: I am my friend but this is just the start of the story.
- Little Mo: A man from the Legends' Guild saw what happened and helped me up, he spoke of some kind of temple and offered to help me retrieve the artifact.
- Little Mo: Naturally I accepted though I was unsure of his motives at first.
- Little Mo: We travelled to the jungle and a battlefield and encountered many dangers before meeting some knights of Falador.
- Player: Wow! Did you manage to recover the artifact?
- Little Mo: If you'll allow me to continue my friend...
- Little Mo: I was with the Knights for quite some time and they waffled on a lot but I heard them mention Lumbridge caves a few times.
- Little Mo: Growing impatient and worrying about my business here I decided to leave and explore the caves on my way back.
- Player: So what did you find?
- Little Mo: Deep within the cave I encountered the hooded man with a giant boulder, so I tried to confront him.
- Little Mo: Before I could even get close I was attacked by some fiery demonic beings and he was able to get away.
- Player: Sorry to hear you came back empty handed, Mo...
- Little Mo: Well I did manage to defeat the demons and got these red spiky things...
- Mo shows you what he found deep within the Lumbridge Caves.
- Little Mo: I don't know what they are but would you like them? Consider it a thank you for protecting my business.
- Select an Option
- Sure, they might do something cool.
- Player: Sure, they might do something cool.
- Mo gives you the item he found beneath Lumbridge.
- Player: Thanks Mo, so what's next for you?
- Little Mo: I'll stick to trading from my cart from now on but as for where I end up next, who knows...
- Little Mo: It was a pleasure to meet you my friend, Goodbye!
- Little Mo picks up his cart and heads off into the distance.
- (End of dialogue)
- No thanks they look like junk to me.
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- I'm a little busy now, I'll come back later.
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