Dialogue for Drunken Dwarf

This page contains the dialogue of Drunken Dwarf. The content below is copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape and thus copyrighted by Jagex.

Standard dialogue

• If the player has not completed the Forgettable Tale... quest:
  • Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!
  • (Player receives a kebab and a pint of beer.)
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has completed the Forgettable Tale... quest:
  • Drunken Dwarf: I 'new it were you matey! I remember your kebab stories! 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff!
  • (Player receives a kebab and a pint of beer.)
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to after accepting his gift/in a random event free zone

• Drunken Dwarf: I need to go. 'Ave a good 'un buddy!
• (End of dialogue)

Other people's Drunken Dwarf

• Drunken Dwarf: You're not my matey!
• (End of dialogue)

Contacting through NPC Contacts Random option

• Player: Howdy.
• Drunken Dwarf: Waaahaaay! It's [player name]! *hic* Maate!
• Player: How's things?
• Drunken Dwarf: I fink oiv drunk a bit toooo much.
• Player: So, same as always.
• Drunken Dwarf: Wont a kebab?
• Player: Uh, no, I'm good thanks.
• Drunken Dwarf: Well, oym goona pass owt now. Have one on me!
• Player: Oh, okay.
• Player: .....
• Player: Erm, bye.
• (End of dialogue)

Overhead dialogue

• Upon spawning in for the player:
  • Drunken Dwarf: 'Ello der [player name]! *hic*
• While waiting for a response by the player:
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Drunken Dwarf: Hey, [player name]!
  • Dialogue 2
    • Drunken Dwarf: Oi, are you der [player name]!
  • Dialogue 3
    • Drunken Dwarf: Dunt ignore your mate, [player name]!
  • Dialogue 4
    • Drunken Dwarf: I've got something for you, [player name]!
  • Dialogue 5
    • Drunken Dwarf: Aww comeon, talk to ikle me [player name]!
• If the player does not respond in time:
  • Drunken Dwarf: Aww, my mate doesn't like me.