Transcript of Pirate's Treasure

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This transcript involves dialogue with Redbeard Frank, Customs officer, Wydin, Luthas, Gardener, and the player.

Getting started

Talking to Redbeard Frank

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Select an Option
• I'm in search of treasure.
  • Player: I'm in search of treasure.
  • Redbeard Frank: Arr, treasure you be after eh? Well I might be able to tell you where to find some... For a price...
  • Player: What sort of price?
  • Redbeard Frank: Well for example if you can get me a bottle of rum... Not just any rum mind...
  • Redbeard Frank: I'd like some rum made on Karamja Island. There's no rum like Karamja Rum!
  • If the player has completed Rum Deal:
    • Player: Would some Braindeath 'Rum' do?
    • Redbeard Frank: Gadzooks, that swill! Not a chance!
    • Redbeard Frank: It's Karamja Rum or no deal.
    • (Continues below)
  • Start the Pirate's Treasure quest?
  • Yes.
    • Player: Ok, I will bring you some rum.
    • Redbeard Frank: Yer a saint, although it'll take a miracle to get it off Karamja.
    • Player: What do you mean?
    • Redbeard Frank: The Customs office has been clampin' down on the export of spirits. You seem like a resourceful young [lad/lass], I'm sure ye'll be able to find a way to slip the stuff past them.
    • Player: Well I'll give it a shot.
    • Redbeard Frank: Arr, that's the spirit!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No.
    • Player: Not right now.
    • Redbeard Frank: Fair enough. I'll still be here and thirsty whenever you feel like helpin' out.
    • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-quest dialogue) Arr!
• (Non-quest dialogue) Do you have anything for trade?

Talking to Redbeard Frank again

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Redbeard Frank: Have ye brought some rum for yer ol' mate Frank?
• Player: No, not yet.
• Redbeard Frank: Not surprising, tis no easy task to get it off Karamja.
• Player: What do you mean?
• Redbeard Frank: The Customs office has been clampin' down on the export of spirits. You seem like a resourceful young lad, I'm sure ye'll be able to find a way to slip the stuff past them.
• Player: Well I'll give it another shot.
• (End of dialogue)

Visiting Karamja

Talking to Luthas

• Luthas: Hello I'm Luthas, I run the banana plantation here.
• Select an Option
• Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  • Player: Could you offer me employment on your plantation?
  • Luthas: Yes, I can sort something out. There's a crate ready to be loaded onto the ship.
  • Luthas: You wouldn't believe the demand for bananas from Wydin's shop over in Port Sarim. I think this is the third crate I've shipped him this month..
  • Luthas: If you could fill it up with bananas, I'll pay you 30 gold.
  • (End of dialogue)
• That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
  • Player: That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
  • Luthas: Well I know her pretty well. She doesn't cause me any trouble any more.
  • Luthas: She doesn't even search my export crates any more. She knows they only contain bananas.
  • Player: Really? How interesting. Whereabouts do you send those to?
  • Luthas: There is a little shop over in Port Sarim that buys them up by the crate. I believe it is run by a man called Wydin.
  • (End of dialogue)

Filling the crate with bananas

• If the player uses an individual banana on the crate:
  • You pack a banana into the crate.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player selects the Fill option on the crate:
  • You pack all your bananas into the crate.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player attempts to add an 11th banana in the crate:
  • The crate is already full.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using Karamjan rum on Crate

• If the crate does not have a Karamjan rum already stored:
  • You stash the rum in the crate.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player attempts to store another Karamjan rum in the crate:
  • There's already some rum in here...
  • (End of dialogue)

Attempting to hide Karamjan rum (banana) in the crate

• Pirates don't usually take banana with their Karamjan rum.
• (End of dialogue)

Attempting to hide Karamjan rum (sliced banana) in the crate

• Pirates don't usually take sliced banana with their Karamjan rum.
• (End of dialogue)

Searching the crate

• If there are fewer than 10 bananas inside the crate:
  • The crate has # banana[s] inside.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the crate has 10 bananas:
  • The crate is full of bananas.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has hidden a rum bottle in the crate:
  • There is also some rum stashed in here too.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Luthas after filling up the crate

• Player: I've filled a crate with bananas.
• Luthas: Well done, here's your payment.
• Luthas hands you 30 coins.
• (Player receives 30 coins.)
• Select an Option
• Will you pay me for another crate full?
  • Player: Will you pay me for another crate full?
  • Luthas: Yes certainly.
  • Luthas: If you go outside you should see the old crate has been loaded on to the ship, and there is another empty crate in its place.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Thank you, I'll be on my way
  • Player: Thank you, I'll be on my way.
  • (End of dialogue)
• So where are these bananas going to be delivered to?
  • Player: So where are these bananas going to be delivered to?
  • Luthas: I sell them to Wydin who runs a grocery store in Port Sarim.
  • (End of dialogue)
• That customs officer is annoying isn't she?
  • (Same as above)

Talking to the Customs officer

• Customs officer: Can I help you?
• Select an Option
• Can I journey on this ship?
  • Player: Can I journey on this ship?
  • Customs officer: You need to be searched before you can board.
  • Select an Option
  • Why?
    • Player: Why?
    • Customs officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits.
    • (Shows other options)
  • Search away, I have nothing to hide.
    • Player: Search away, I have nothing to hide.
    • If the player has Karamjan rum:
      • Customs officer: Aha, trying to smuggle rum are we?
      • Player: Umm... it's for personal use?
      • The customs officer confiscates your rum.
      • You will need to find some way to smuggle it off the island...
      • (End of dialogue)
      • If the player is wearing the Ring of Charos(a):
        • Select an option
        • Umm... it's for personal use?
          • (Same as above)
        • (Charm) This is not the Karamja rum you are looking for.
          • Player: This is not the Karamja rum you are looking for.
          • Customs officer: This is not the Karamja rum we are looking for.
          • Player: Well that was easy!
          • The player performs the dance emote.
          • You dance for joy...
          • ...and accidentally drop the rum.
          • Player: Drat...
          • You will need to try again.
    • If the player does not have Karamjan rum:
      • Customs officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal. Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 coins.
      • Select an Option
      • Ok.
        • Player: Ok.
        • If the player doesn't have 30 coins:
          • Player: Oh dear, I don't seem to have enough money.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Oh, I'll not bother then.
        • Player: Oh, I'll not bother then.
        • (End of dialogue)
  • You're not putting your hands on my things!
    • Player: You're not putting your hands on my things!
    • Customs officer: You're not getting on this ship then.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player is wearing the Ring of Charos(a):
    • (Charm) You don't need to look through my things.
      • Player: You don't need to look through my things.
      • Customs officer: Oh, I think I do. If you don't want to let me search your possessions, then you're not coming aboard this ship.
      • (End of dialogue)
• Does Karamja have unusual customs then?
  • Player: Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
  • Customs officer: I'm not that sort of customs officer.
  • (End of dialogue)

Attempting to smuggle out the rum

• If the player teleports out using any spell or teleport item:
  • The player is teleported to their target location.
  • Your Karamjan rum gets broken and spilled.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player uses Karamjan rum on an imp-in-a-box:
  • Imp: Don't you know? You can get into trouble for giving alcohol to minors, and I'm pretty small, it has to be said.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player tries to board a player owned boat
  • The nearby customs agent stops you from using the dock facilities with Karamjan rum in your backpack.
  • (End of dialogue)

Retrieving the Rum

Talking to Wydin

• Wydin: Welcome to my food store! Would you like to buy anything?
• (Non-quest dialogue) Yes please.
• (Non-quest dialogue) No, thank you.
• (Non-quest dialogue) What can you recommend?
• Can I get a job here?
  • Player: Can I get a job here?
  • Wydin: Well, you're keen, I'll give you that. Okay, I'll give you a go. Have you got your own white apron?
  • If the player has a white apron:
    • Player: Yes, I have one right here.
    • Wydin: Wow - you are well prepared! You're hired. Go through to the back and tidy up for me, please.
    • If the white apron is not equipped:
      • Wydin: You need to put your white apron on first though.
      • (Continues below)
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player does not have a white apron:
    • Player: No, I haven't.
    • Wydin: Well, you can't work here unless you have a white apron. Health and safety regulations, you understand.
    • Player: Where can I get one of those?
    • Wydin: Well, I get all of mine over at the clothing shop in Varrock. They sell them cheap there.
    • Wydin: Oh, and I'm sure that I've seen a spare one over in Gerrant's fish store somewhere. It's the little place just north of here.
    • (End of dialogue)

Trying to open the door in the Food Store before getting the job

• Wydin: Hey, you can't go in there. Only employees of the grocery store can go in.
• Select an Option
• Well, can I get a job here?
  • Same as above from "Can I get a job here?"
• Sorry, I didn't realise.
  • Player: Sorry, I didn't realise.
  • (End of dialogue)

Trying to open the door after getting the job while not wearing a white apron

• Wydin: Can you put your white apron on before going in there, please?
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Wydin after getting the job

• Wydin: Is it nice and tidy round the back now?
• Yes, can I work out front now?
  • Player: Yes, can I work out front now?
  • Wydin: No, I'm the one who works here.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Yes, are you going to pay me yet?
  • Player: Yes, are you going to pay me yet?
  • Wydin: Umm... No, not yet.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No, it's a complete mess
  • Player: No, it's a complete mess.
  • Wydin: Ah well, it'll give you something to do, won't it.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Can I buy something please?
  • Player: Can I buy something please?
  • Wydin: Yes, of course.
  • (Food Store interface opens.)

Taking the apron in Gerrant's Fishy Business

• You take an apron. It feels freshly starched and smells of laundry.
• (End of dialogue)

Search crate in the Food Store

• There are a lot of bananas in the crate.
• You find your bottle of rum in amongst the bananas.
• (End of dialogue)

Delivering the rum

Offering Frank stuffed banana rum

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Redbeard Frank: Have ye brought some rum for yer ol' mate Frank?
• Player: Yes, I've got some.
• (Frank takes the bottle from your inventory, but returns it shortly.)
• Redbeard Frank: Arr - this here rum's got a banana stuck in it!
• (End of dialogue)

Offering Frank sliced banana rum

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Redbeard Frank: Have ye brought some rum for yer ol' mate Frank?
• Player: Yes, I've got some.
• (Frank takes the bottle from your inventory, but returns it shortly.)
• Redbeard Frank: Arr - I don't likes banana in me rum!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Redbeard Frank

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Redbeard Frank: Have ye brought some rum for yer ol' mate Frank?
• If the player does not have the rum:
  • Player: No, not yet.
  • Redbeard Frank: Not surprising, tis no easy task to get it off Karamja.
  • Player: What do you mean?
  • Redbeard Frank: The Customs office has been clampin' down on the export of spirits. You seem like a resourceful young [lad/lass], I'm sure ye'll be able to find a way to slip the stuff past them.
  • Player: Well I'll give it another shot.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Player: Yes, I've got some.
• Redbeard Frank: Now a deal's a deal, I'll tell ye about the treasure. I used to serve under a pirate captain called One-Eyed Hector.
• Redbeard Frank: Hector were very successful and became very rich. But about a year ago we were boarded by the Customs and Excise Agents.
• Redbeard Frank: Hector were killed along with many of the crew, I were one of the few to escape and I escaped with this.
• 

  Frank happily takes the rum... and hands you a key.
• Redbeard Frank: This be Hector's key. I believe it opens his chest in his old room in the Blue Moon Inn in Varrock.
• Redbeard Frank: With any luck his treasure will be in there.
• Select an Option
• Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.
  • Player: Ok thanks, I'll go and get it.
  • (End of dialogue)
• So why didn't you ever get it?
  • Player: So why didn't you ever get it?
  • Redbeard Frank: I'm not allowed in the Blue Moon Inn. Apparently I'm a drunken trouble maker.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using the rum on Redbeard Frank

• Player: Frank, I have some Karamja Rum.
• Redbeard Frank: Now a deal's a deal, I'll tell ye about the treasure. I used to serve under a pirate captain called One-Eyed Hector.
• (Same as above)

Reclaiming the key

• Redbeard Frank: Arr, Matey!
• Player: I seem to have lost my chest key...
• Redbeard Frank: Arr, silly you. Fortunately I took the precaution to have another one made.
• 

  Frank hands you a chest key.
• (Player receives Chest key.)
• Select an Option
• (Non-quest dialogue) Arr!
• (Non-quest dialogue) Do you have anything for trade?

Finishing up

Opening the Chest

• The chest is locked.
• (End of dialogue)

Using the key on the Chest

• You unlock the chest.
• All that's in the chest is a message...
• You take the message from the chest.
• (End of dialogue)

Digging in Falador Park

• Gardener: First moles, now this! Take this, vandal!

Digging in Falador Park while being attacked by the Gardener

• I can't dig up anything with him attacking me!

Digging in Falador Park a second time

• You dig a hole in the ground...
• and find a little chest of treasure.
• Congratulations! Quest complete!
• (End of dialogue)

Using the chest on Redbeard Frank after the quest

• Player: I have the treasure, would you like a share?
• Redbeard Frank: No [lad/lass], you got it fair and square.
• Redbeard Frank: You enjoy it. It's what Hector would have wanted.
• (End of dialogue)

Opening the casket

• You open the casket, and find One-Eyed Hector's treasure.
• (End of dialogue)