Transcript:2020 Birthday event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Draul Leptoc, Ellamaria, Gertrude, Gnome Child, Hans, Horacio, Iffie, Juliet, Kanel, King Roald, Phillipa, Philop, Romeo, Wise Old Man, and the player.

Starting out[edit | edit source]

Juliet[edit | edit source]

First talk[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Juliet: Oh, I just can't be bothered.
    • Player: What's the matter Juliet?
    • Juliet: I've been told I have to throw the birthday party at my place this year, but I don't feel like it, my life is just tragic.
    • Juliet: I don't care about this party.
    • Player: Sometimes I think my life's nothing but a comedy, but I don't let it get me down. Why so glum chum?
      • If the player has not completed Romeo and Juliet:
        • Juliet: I have no-one in my life, I can't be with my love, Romeo. There is nothing for me to wake up to each day, I feel like my life is a repeat of the same day over and over.
        • Player: You need to get out and enjoy life Juliet, slay some dragons and explore the world.
        • Juliet: I wouldn't go that far! I'm just tired of being locked in this house with just my cousin, Phillipa.
        • Juliet: The only thing that cheers me up is looking over to Gertrude's house and seeing her kittens playing.
          • (Continues below)
      • If the player has completed Romeo and Juliet:
        • Juliet: Romeo doesn't care for me anymore, the minute he saw Phillipa, he's been all over her. I have no one anymore.
        • Player: Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Is Romeo really worth getting this upset over? He's a bit empty headed if you ask me.
        • Juliet: He was all I had, now the only thing keeping me going is the soft sounds of Gertrude's Cats.
          • (Continues below)
    • Player: Sounds like you need a new friend, would you like me to see if Gertrude will give you one of her kittens?
    • Juliet: I've asked her before, but we aren't on good standing anymore, ever since I planted lilies in our garden.
    • Player: Why would she be upset about lilies?
    • Juliet: They're quite poisonous to cats, how was I supposed to know, I'm not a cat doctor...
    • Player: Maybe getting you a pet isn't a good idea then, perhaps I should go talk to your cousin for some ideas.
    • Juliet: I'll be here...alone, waiting for the next adventurer to come along and try to help.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

When talked to again[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
      • Dialogue 1
        • Juliet: Love's stories written in love's richest books. To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 2
        • Juliet: Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 3
        • Juliet: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances. And one man in his time plays many parts,
        • Juliet: His acts being seven ages.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 4
        • Juliet: Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 5
        • Juliet: Doubt thou the stars are fire. Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar. But never doubt I love.
        • (Continues below)
      • Dialogue 6
        • Juliet: All that glitters is not platinum.
        • (Continues below)
    • Player: What are you mumbling to yourself Juliet?
    • Juliet: Oh, I've just been reading a book, it helps me get through the day.
    • Player: I need to find a way to cheer her up, Phillipa should be able to help, I just can't stand to see her like this.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Phillipa[edit | edit source]

First talk[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • If the player has not completed Romeo and Juliet:
      • Player: Hi, could you help me cheer up Juliet?
      • Phillipa: Sure, I'll be happy to, what's wrong with her?
      • Player: Well she's been feeling down, she mentioned not being able to be with some guy called Romeo and her father has put her in charge of this years birthday party.
      • Phillipa: Romeo! Oh, he's so dreamy, a little bit annoying, but dreamy.
      • Player: Okay, thanks for sharing, but I need to get her started on the birthday party or there won't be one this year.
        • (Continues below)
    • If the player has completed Romeo and Juliet:
      • Player: Hey Phillipa, we need to do something about Juliet.
      • Phillipa: Hi [player name], good to see you again, how are you?
      • Player: Hi... I'm good thanks.
      • Phillipa: Oh that's great! Romeo and I are also doing great thanks for asking, we've been having the best time since you introduced me to him.
      • Player: I'm not here to find out how you and Romeo are getting on, I'm here to help Juliet.
      • Phillipa: Typical, what is she upset about this time?
      • Player: Her father put her in charge of the birthday party this year, but she's not feeling up to it, recent events have got her feeling quite down.
        • (Continues below)
    • Phillipa: Why don't you try cheering her up?
    • Player: I offered to get her one of Gertrude's cats, but she told me there's little chance of that happening.
    • Phillipa: Hmm, why don't you try dressing up as one, you could be her emotional support human.
    • Player: That sounds like a terrible idea...
    • Player: Surely there's something less... weird... I can do instead?
    • Phillipa: Got any better ideas?
    • Player: ... no.
    • Phillipa: Thought not, so since she loves cats, why don't you dress up as one and dance for her.
    • Player: I'm not going to dress up as a cat...
    • Phillipa: Fine, but what about just the ears?
    • Player: ... I suppose I can do that.
    • Player: Where am I supposed to find some? I'm not about to take some off a cat.
    • Phillipa: I'm sure Iffie in town could put something together for you, she stays in the clothing store by Varrock Square.
    • Player: Fine, I'll go have a word.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

When talked to again[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Phillipa: How are you getting on with your cat costume?
    • Player: Still working on it, who did you say could help me with it?
    • Phillipa: Iffie should be able to help, she runs the clothing store by Varrock Square.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Gertrude[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Did Juliet not invite you to her party?
  • Gertrude: No, me and her aren't friends anymore, she tried to poison my cats.
  • Player: I should go before I make things worse.
  • (End of dialogue)

Getting the cat ears[edit | edit source]

Iffie[edit | edit source]

First talk[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello Ma'am, are you Iffie?
  • Iffie: Yes dearie, what can I do for you?
  • Player: Phillipa told me that you could make me a pair of cat ears.
  • Iffie: Cat ears? That's a bit cringe isn't it dearie?
  • Player: It's not for me...it's for a friend.
  • Iffie: Well I never...back in my day...
  • Player: I don't like it either, but I don't have much choice. Do you think you could make some for me?
  • Iffie: I suppose I could, but you'll need to help me dear.
  • Player: Of course, what do you need me to do?
  • Iffie: To make them properly, I'll need you to get me some cat fur.
  • Player: No way, I did not sign up for this so I could skin a cat.
  • Iffie: Hehehe, no dearie, there's more than one way to shave a cat.
  • Iffie: The most obvious place that comes to mind, is Miss, oh... what's her name... ... Gertrude's house in West Varrock.
  • Iffie: She should be able to help you, might confuse the poor girl if you ask her directly though.
  • Player: Thanks Iffie, I'll see what I can find.
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to again[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I'm struggling to find some cat hair.
  • Iffie: I have better things to do than help you all day.
  • Iffie: Check Getrude's[sic] house, opposite Juliet's, she must have plenty left on her clothes over the years.
  • Player: Thanks again Iffie, sorry for taking up your precious time.
  • (End of dialogue)

Getting cat hair[edit | edit source]

Gertrude[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Hi Gertrude, do you have any cat hair I can borrow?
    • Gertrude: Do I look like I collect cat hairs? It may collect onto my clothes like no tomorrow, but I don't hoard it.
    • Player: Sorry for asking...maybe there's another way I can get it off her...
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Taking the comb from the table[edit | edit source]

If the player does not have her comb yet:

  • You take Gertrude's comb.
  • Player receives Gertrude's comb.
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player has taken her comb already:

  • You already have one of Gertrude's combs, it would be rude to take more.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using the comb on Gertrude[edit | edit source]

If the player does not have any loose cat hair yet:

  • You run the comb through Gertrude's cardigan.
  • You find some loose cat hairs, you take them and store them in your pocket.
  • Player receives loose cat hair.
  • Gertrude: Oi! What do you think you're doing?
  • Player: Oh, uh...nothing! I'll be going now!
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player already has some loose cat hair:

  • You already have some cat hair, best leave it there.
  • (End of dialogue)

Using the comb on your pet cat[edit | edit source]

If the player does not have any loose cat hair yet:

  • You run your comb through the [kitten/grown cat/overgrown cat]'s fur, you collect some loose fur.
  • Player receives loose cat hair.
  • (End of dialogue)

If the player already has some loose cat hair:

  • You already have some cat hair, best leave it there.
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to whilst having cat hair[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: I found some cat hair.
    • Gertrude: Wow, that's very impressive.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Philop/Kanel[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello little guy, do you know where I can get some cat hair?
  • Philop/Kanel: Why.
  • Player: I need it to make some cat ears for someone.
  • Philop/Kanel: Why.
  • Player: Because Juliet is sad and I need to cheer her up.
  • Philop/Kanel: Why.
  • Player: I don't have time for this.
  • Philop/Kanel: M-mummy said she always has cat hwair on her cardigwan, she's always gwumpy about it.
  • Player: Great, thanks kid, do you know how I can get it off her cardigan?
  • Philop/Kanel: She's always compwaining about not bewing able to find her cwomb, I think she uses it to get the hwair off.
  • (End of dialogue)

Getting the cat ears[edit | edit source]

Iffie[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello again Iffie, I managed to find some cat hair.
  • Iffie: Hello dearie, have you now? I'm surprised you even bothered.
  • Player: It's not like I have much else to do.
  • Iffie: You young'uns are an odd bunch.
  • Iffie: Hand it over and I'll get to work.
  • Player gives Iffie the cat hair.
  • Iffie starts to work on the cat ears...
  • Iffie: ...if I just...
  • Iffie: ...then I can attach this here...
  • Iffie: ...ouch!...
  • Iffie: ...almost there...
  • Iffie: ...and there we go, here you go dearie, one hand made pair of cat ears.
  • Iffie hands you a pair of cat ears.
  • Player receives cat ears.
  • Player: Wow...these look...purrfect.
  • Iffie: Good, don't ask me to make another pair.
  • Player: I should go back to Juliet and see if I can cheer her up now.
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to again[edit | edit source]

  • Iffie: Not now dear, I've had enough excitement for one day.
  • (End of dialogue)

When talked to after destroying cat ears[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi Iffie, I'm really sorry, but I lost my cat ears.
  • Iffie: What did I tell you, I said don't ask me for another pair and now you're back.
  • Player: I know and I'm sorry, could you please make me another pair.
  • Iffie: What in tarnation, fine, give me a minute...
  • Iffie angrily makes another pair of cat ears for you.
  • Player receives cat ears.
  • Iffie: ...here you go, don't go losing these ones as well.
  • (End of dialogue)

Cheering up Juliet[edit | edit source]

Gertrude[edit | edit source]

Wearing the cat ears[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Gertrude: Hello little kitty, are you lost?
    • Player: Eeeerrrr...
    • Gertrude: Come here little fella, I've got a tasty sardine for you.
    • Take Sardine?
      • Yes.
        • You take the sardine from Gertrude and quickly eat it.
        • Gertrude: Who's a good fluff ball.
        • Player: Meooow!
        • (End of dialogue)
      • No.
        • Player: I should go...
        • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Phillipa[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Alright Phillipa, I've got the cat ears, now what do you want me to do?
    • Phillipa: Aww, they're so adorable!
    • Player: ...
    • Phillipa: Okay, you need to go talk to Juliet and try cheer her up, do a dance for her or something, do you have any good moves?
    • Player: I know a couple, okay let me try.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Juliet[edit | edit source]

Not wearing the cat ears[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Hello again Juliet, I've got a surprise that might cheer you up.
    • Juliet: Where is it? I don't see anything?
    • Player: Oh damn, where did I put them?
    • Juliet: Come back when you have something for me...
    • You should put a pair of cat ears on before trying to cheer her up.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Wearing the cat ears[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Juliet, I've got something for you.
    • Juliet: Oh my! What's that on your head?
    • Player: Since you can't have a cat, I thought I'd be one for you. Meeeeooow...
    • Juliet: Oh wonderful! Are you going to dance for me then?
    • Player: Of course!
    • Try performing an emote to cheer up Juliet.
    • Emote tab opens
    • After selecting an emote:
      • Correct emotes:
        • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
          • Juliet: I love it!
          • Juliet: Wow...
          • Juliet: Wow shred it dude!
          • Juliet: Oh that's absolutely marvellous!
          • Juliet: Bit oldschool, but I like it!
          • Juliet: Hehehe.
          • Juliet: You're so silly.
          • Juliet: Wonderful.
          • Juliet: That's delightful.
      • Skillcape emotes:
        • Juliet: That's really impressive! You must of[sic] trained very hard to pull that off.
      • Blow kiss emote:
        • Juliet: That's cute, but sorry, you're not my type.
      • Smooth dance emote:
        • Juliet: Never seen dance moves so fresh!
      • Incorrect emotes:
        • A random dialogue will be selected every time this option is chosen:
          • Juliet: Why would you do that?
          • Juliet: Uhm...
          • Juliet: ...
    • Juliet: Wow, thanks [player name], I feel a lot better.
    • Player: Oh Saradomin, that was embarrassing[sic]
    • Juliet: Don't be embarrassed, you've made me feel better. I'm going to throw a big party to say thanks.
    • Juliet: Maybe I don't need Romeo after all.
    • Juliet: Head downstairs when you're ready. Oh, you can keep the ears as well.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

After completing the event[edit | edit source]

Draul Leptoc[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Draul Leptoc: My house is going to be ruined, why did I agree to throwing this blasted party?
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Ellamaria[edit | edit source]

  • Ellamaria: These parties are always a bore.
  • Player: Come on, it's not too bad, you just need to loosen up!
  • Ellamaria: No thank you, I don't want to make a fool of myself, one has to keep up appearances.
  • (End of dialogue)

Gnome Child[edit | edit source]

A random dialogue will be selected every time the gnome child is spoken to:

  • Dialogue 1
    • Gnome Child: In the depths she has sealed them. Their power becomes hers.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Gnome Child: The father lives on. Alas, he's not the man he once was.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Gnome Child: A door will finally open. A body lies within.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Gnome Child: The fate of the future, it lies in the past. He will save us all.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Gnome Child: A new evil rises in an unlikely place. But the rhythm will be her undoing.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 6
    • Gnome Child: Before sacrificing to the mighty Zulrah, comes the dawn.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 7
    • Gnome Child: When they say you're going off the rails, they're jealous that you can fly.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 8
    • Gnome Child: So many symbols, so many signs. What do they mean? The answer is written in blood.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 9
    • Gnome Child: The city of gold they call it. Alas, the gold is that of fools.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 10
    • Gnome Child: Long he has waited. At last, the most loyal servant will make his move.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 11
    • Gnome Child: A horn was hidden in the sand, sealed away by the forgotten four.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 12
    • Gnome Child: Those things which I am saying now may be obscure, yet they will be made clearer in the proper place.
    • (End of dialogue)

Hans[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey Hans, you look like you're enjoying the party!
  • Hans: Oh course *hic* I love a good *hic* party.
  • Hans: I have a *hic* great party trick *hic*
  • Player: Does it include guessing my age?
  • Hans: Exactly *burp* that!
  • Hans: You've probably spent *hic* [sic][amount] days, [amount] hours, [amount] minutes in the world since you arrived [amount] days ago.
  • (End of dialogue)

Horacio[edit | edit source]

  • Horacio: It's not often I get to leave Lumbridge, but when I do, I like to go a little wild.
  • (End of dialogue)

Juliet[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Player: Hi Juliet, why aren't you downstairs enjoying the party?
    • Juliet: It's a little too loud for me down there, I'd rather stay up here and relax.
    • Player: To each their own, you've thrown a truly amazing party this year.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

King Roald[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello your majesty, I hope you're enjoying the party.
  • King Roald: Ah, my loyal subject, yes, this is excellent.
  • King Roald: I heard you played a hand in helping to make it happen.
  • Player: Well, I might have done a thing or two to push Juliet into throwing it.
  • King Roald: You have my thanks, I'd give you a reward, but I left my coin purse in the castle.
  • Player: Oh, I could go fetch it if you'd like?
  • King Roald: That's quite alright, we're here for a good time!
  • Player: Alright, if you say so.
  • (End of dialogue)

Phillipa[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • Phillipa: Thanks for cheering up Juliet, you've saved the party.
    • Player: It's okay, I'm used to it at this point.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Romeo[edit | edit source]

  • Ask about the birthday party.
    • If the player has not completed Romeo and Juliet:
      • Romeo: Alas friend, another day of hopelessness for me.
      • Player: What's got you feeling down?
      • Romeo: My love has thrown a birthday party this year, but I cannot go, for her father keeps us apart.
      • Player: That's a shame, hopefully someone will come along and help sort it out for you.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has completed Romeo and Juliet:
      • Player: Hey Romeo, why aren't you at the birthday event?
      • Romeo: Woe is me, Draul won't let me in...not after everything that happened with Juliet.
      • Player: Oh right yes, when you left Juliet for dead and went off with her cousin.
      • Romeo: Love took over, the minute I saw Phillipa, I knew she was the one for me.
      • Player: Wow Romeo, you're a really classy guy, keep it up.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • Something else.

Wise Old Man[edit | edit source]

  • Wise Old Man: Sorry young one! I'm too busy to help you out!
  • (End of dialogue)