HAI! =3 I'm Stinko-plier and I'm here to teach YOU how to smash a bottle over yer head!
FIRST! EMPTY BOTTLE! *Drinks a bunch of water from his bottle*
AAAAAHH...Then...SMASH! *smashes bottle over his head and falls over comically*
(just putting this here, so this page isn't a redlink. Will add moar later)